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"To retrieve my car keys." What car do you have?  | |||
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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole? "Looking for loose change ? Trying to search for a lost copy of the Voynich manuscript ? Because it asked nicely ? | |||
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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole?
Looking for loose change ?
Trying to search for a lost copy of the Voynich manuscript ?
Because it asked nicely ?"10p - if YOU ask nicely! | |||
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"To find the scrunchie Mr" Yuk  No chance! | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have? "I have a ford ranger. There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring. | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have?
I have a ford ranger.
There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring."Sorry - I’m keeping the car! Or you’ll just have to get me to clench when you want the boot opened! | |||
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"To depress the reset button. " You’ll have to rummage! | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have?
I have a ford ranger.
There is a little stormtrooper on the keyring."Oi. Keep me out if this.  | |||
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"Depends what was up there" It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! | |||
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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole? "To stop you talking? | |||
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"Depends what was up there It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! " I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe... I'm always down for extra storage | |||
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"…..would you put your finger up my arsehole?
To stop you talking?"It just makes me talk faster, and higher pitched!  | |||
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"Depends what was up there It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe... I'm always down for extra storage " Feel free to stow away your spare luggage! | |||
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"Depends what was up there It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe... I'm always down for extra storage Feel free to stow away your spare luggage! " Ooh! A cavity like the middle of Lidls  | |||
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"Depends what was up there It’s a bit like that scene from Flash Gordon! Where Peter Duncan has to put his hand in the hole! I was thinking more Austin Powers where he's bent over in the tent and she pulls an umbrella out of his poopipe... I'm always down for extra storage Feel free to stow away your spare luggage! Ooh! A cavity like the middle of Lidls "Spend hours down that aisle! | |||
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"Sorry it slipped "Silly slippy sausage fingers! | |||
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"10p - if YOU ask nicely! "Of course ! I always ask nicely. . Henry Hoover however, is not as polite or gentle, I'm afraid
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"10p - if YOU ask nicely!
Of course ! I always ask nicely.
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Henry Hoover however, is not as polite or gentle, I'm afraid
"Pour wine down me for my irrigation! | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have? "Vauxhall ASSTRA? | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have?
Vauxhall ASSTRA?"Can you reverse park it? | |||
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"Pour wine down me for my irrigation! " Oh they'll be some whines alright. You should hear Henry for a start ! Right little wheezer. Sound's like a 60-a-day Marlboro' Man. | |||
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"Pour wine down me for my irrigation! Oh they'll be some whines alright. You should hear Henry for a start ! Right little wheezer. Sound's like a 60-a-day Marlboro' Man." I’m not sure about Henry! - I just don’t trust him with that smile on his face and his many long attachments! | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have? "How many sets were up there? | |||
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"Night all x Thanks for indulging "NN squire. Henry says, "G'night too". (I do agree...Henry Hoovers are bit creepy. Like Clowns I suppose) | |||
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"Because I’m a puppeteer "Finger puppets! Lol | |||
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"To retrieve my car keys. What car do you have? "WTF are you, a tombola? | |||
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"Depends what was up there" And how her fingers touch it | |||
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"Because I’m a puppeteer "Sweep’s never been the same. | |||
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"I'd do if, just for shits n giggles! " Just don't giggle and shit | |||
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"I'd do if, just for shits n giggles! Just don't giggle and shit" Not without filming it, obviously!!! | |||
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"Because I’m a puppeteer
Sweep’s never been the same."Is that why he only squeeks? That Matthew was a dirty nastard?! | |||
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