FabSwingers.com forum: What made you laugh today?

By (user no longer on site) OP
27 weeks ago

I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.

I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.

When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.

As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.

As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’

‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!

What’s made you laugh today?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
27 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Your story, what the actual fuck!?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
27 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Can you drive under the influence of glue!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
27 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ve got nothing.

I can’t top that.

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By *rimal InstinctCouple
27 weeks ago

Carlisle

The Mr's reaction to me singing.....

(BTW it was an excellent rendition and the rhyming of this poem is spectacular)

'my friend billy had a ten foot willy,

he showed it to the lady next door,

she thought it was a snake,

so she hit it with a rake,

Now it's only four foot four.

(Bows to the applause of appreciation

)

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By *immyGGMan
27 weeks ago

South Cheshire

"I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.

I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.

When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.

As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.

As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’

‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!

What’s made you laugh today?"

You completed the weirdest thing I've ever read. You heard the guy, wrap it up here, we're done!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
27 weeks ago

Merseyside

"I had the most bizarre conversation this evening.

I stopped at the motorway services for a shower and fell into conversation with another trucker.

When the showers came free, he got into the shower next to mine and carried on talking. To be honest, I really wanted to just get on as I’ve a fair distance to cover over the next two days.

As we came out of the showers he asked me if I wanted to see pictures of his wife naked. Not particularly I didn’t. He hinted he would show them if I showed him pictures of mine.

As I’m not married, obviously I don’t have any. Seeing this as an opportunity to get away, I flippantly said ‘I’ve got pictures of my dog!’

‘Yeah, fair enough’ he said and proceeded to show me naked photos of his wife, then Insisted I showed him a picture of my dog!

What’s made you laugh today?"

This is truly crazy and made me laugh this evening

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
27 weeks ago

Staffordshire

This guy I met at a motorway service station that had pictures of a poodle riding a tricycle!

Well worth showing him a few pictures of some naked chick I’d screenshot off of the tinternet.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Someone's dog howling in reaction to a tik tok video...of a dog howling. It was funnier than it sounds ...honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Ed Davey

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By *ascaIMan
27 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

The green Wizard Gnome on Tiktok. I’m easily amused. Think it’s the music more than anything.

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By *agatoXXXMan
27 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Ed Davey "

Has he done the human cannonball yet?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
27 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Two girls, one cup!!!

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By *aseylee324Couple
27 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Reading fab veris

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By *ivpoolmanMan
27 weeks ago

Liverpool

Rishi Sunak

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By *luttTV/TS
1 week ago

Duns

Warning on medicine: “this product is flammable; keep body away from fire after application”

Erm… OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
1 week ago

Seeing my FB uses the E-slim for the first time, after saying he wouldn't ever use it.

That wow I am cumming look was so funny.

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By *bonybucksMan
1 week ago

High Wycombe

Watching a Michael Jackson impersonator why was going down the street backwards and went into a lamp post.

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Away for Christmas

The thought of CCC going ice skating

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By *rrrMannnn122Man
1 week ago

Walsall

"The thought of CCC going ice skating "

will you be ice skating also?

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By *aitonelMan
1 week ago

Away for Christmas

"The thought of CCC going ice skating

will you be ice skating also?"

Will I fuck. I have sense.

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By *amierebelMan
1 week ago

My own little world

Maybe more laugh my head off than smile.

So asked wee dude clean some his toys up in living he grumped and pointed to dishes in kitchen “but look daddy” 🤣🤣🤣

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