FabSwingers.com forum: Get your thinking caps on....

By *ddie1966 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I was told I was pure evil for my answer when asked, so I'll ask it here just for fun.

What item(s) would you remove, from a friend's house, to cause extreme consternation but no damage or extreme cost to your friend.

I answered, the fuses, from their plugs.

Go on... be devious on this one...

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By *zeroMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

All the lids from their tupperware boxes.

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By *ddie1966 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Fiendish, sir..

Very fiendish

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

All the remote controls.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Or forks.

Or light bulbs.

Oh, this game is fun.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

All batteries.

All chargers.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Phone chargers

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By *affron40Woman
34 weeks ago

manchester

All the left shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

All the loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

ONE OF EACH SOCK

Oh, *thinking* caps, you meant

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

All the door handles

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By *77philMan
34 weeks ago

Bath

The post it on the desk with the fab password

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
34 weeks ago

Reading

"All the lids from their tupperware boxes."

Oi bring them back! I knew it was you.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Toilet rolls, all shoelaces, drawstrings from pyjamas, one sock from every pair, the dogs lead, lid for the milk, but i would leave cling film on every toilet seat!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m never letting any of you into my house, by the way.

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By *edeWoman
34 weeks ago

the abyss

The kettle/coffee machine. No morning caffeine for you

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The vowels from their keyboard

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By *zeroMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

One support from stuff like beds, chairs, units etc. So everything felt a bit wobbly or looked squint.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

All the tea bags .and add lemon to the milk and swap the sugar out for salt for when they replace the tea.

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By *till gameMan
34 weeks ago

Oldham

Light bulbs

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By *oadsafun1960Man
34 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Hide all the cutlery...

Oh and the coffee machine.

And for good measure I'd turn the water off at the stopcock in the street.

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By *uxom redCouple
34 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Teaspoons and cups mugs

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

Microwave plate.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I would remove all of the air

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The toilet seat.

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Removing the seats from the toilets is a bit fiddly to get in at and stuff but guaranteed to upset.

Lower level is hiding all the loo roll

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I’m never letting any of you into my house, by the way."

You’re not my type

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
34 weeks ago

Maidstone

Their underwear drawer... just because I fancy a rummage and think it would be funny

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By *rAitchMan
34 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The hooks from their clothes hangers.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
34 weeks ago

Colchester

With their consent as part of a "joke" or without their consent ?

If the latter, then I would not remove anything due to a)lack of consent, and b)they are a friend, so I'd not want to practical joke them or cause distress.

With consent ? That's different.

I'd tell them 3 things have been removed from their possession. But they have to figure out what.

After a few hours of them tearing the house to pieces, when they finally ask me what the 3 "removed" things were, I will answer...

Your patience

Your sanity

Our friendship

I'll probably then ask for forgiveness, adding "But you *did* consent..."

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I would remove all the glass from their windows.

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By *ripfillMan
34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

The front door and back door

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
34 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The tin opener

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
34 weeks ago

Always on the move

One screw from every cupboard hinge leaving all the doors wobbly muuhahahahahahaha!!!!

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By *ust JuicyWoman
34 weeks ago

east london

You are all very evil people !

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary

Take all their tea spoons,

Take the batteries out of all the remotes ,

Put crumbs in the beds and just for Meli and Willys benefit I'd use all their towels

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By *ivpoolmanMan
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You are all very evil people !"

Internet router

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By *electableicecreamMan
34 weeks ago

The West

The flush handle of the toilet

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
34 weeks ago

Merseyside

All the teaspoons

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere

Firstly I'd set their Alexa up to turn the lights on and off randomly and tell random facts during the night at full volume of course

Strip the bed and keep them talking until the early hours, leave and then they find they have to remake the bed but they can't because I've taken all the clean bedding....mwahahahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"All the left shoes "

But if they're a left leg amputee, you've just helped them tidy up.

More evil, and to cover all bases would be to take left or right shoes, but definitely take one of each type of shoe they possess.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

All the windows, be evil and make some extra cash win win

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By *ddie1966 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Some truly evil answers.

You lot are pure evil and have warped minds.

I love it.

Another one I thought of last night (whilst planning to take over the world) was not so much remove, but alter..... Slightly.

Handles on the doors.....

So instead of pushing down, you have to lift them up instead.

My friend did it to his kitchen door so his dog could no longer get in. Made sense at the time,but a real pain in the long run.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
34 weeks ago

Leeds

Lightbulbs.

One of each pair of socks.

All the pens.

Milk.

Pillows.

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By *KG12Couple
34 weeks ago

Burnley

The thermostat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"The thermostat "

Not a problem in summer!

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

All the good coffee cups

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

All the caps of any bottled drinks

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
34 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Remote controls

Shower heads

Ice cream

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