FabSwingers.com forum: Get your thinking caps on....

By *ddie1966 OP Man
3 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I was told I was pure evil for my answer when asked, so I'll ask it here just for fun.

What item(s) would you remove, from a friend's house, to cause extreme consternation but no damage or extreme cost to your friend.

I answered, the fuses, from their plugs.

Go on... be devious on this one...

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

All the lids from their tupperware boxes.

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By *ddie1966 OP Man
3 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Fiendish, sir..

Very fiendish

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

All the remote controls.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

Or forks.

Or light bulbs.

Oh, this game is fun.

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By *eliWoman
3 days ago

All batteries.

All chargers.

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By *T SwingersCouple
3 days ago

Brazil

Phone chargers

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By *affron40Woman
3 days ago

manchester

All the left shoes

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By *r C2000Man
3 days ago

batley

All the loo roll

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

ONE OF EACH SOCK

Oh, *thinking* caps, you meant

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By *cotsguyyMan
3 days ago

Belfast

All the door handles

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By *77philMan
3 days ago

Bath

The post it on the desk with the fab password

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
3 days ago

Reading

"All the lids from their tupperware boxes."

Oi bring them back! I knew it was you.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
3 days ago

Ayrshire

Toilet rolls, all shoelaces, drawstrings from pyjamas, one sock from every pair, the dogs lead, lid for the milk, but i would leave cling film on every toilet seat!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

I’m never letting any of you into my house, by the way.

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By *edeWoman
3 days ago

the abyss

The kettle/coffee machine. No morning caffeine for you

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By *oeBeansMan
3 days ago

Derby

The vowels from their keyboard

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By *zeroMan
3 days ago

Glasgow

One support from stuff like beds, chairs, units etc. So everything felt a bit wobbly or looked squint.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
3 days ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

All the tea bags .and add lemon to the milk and swap the sugar out for salt for when they replace the tea.

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By *till gameMan
3 days ago

fox hat

Light bulbs

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By *oadsafun1960Man
3 days ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Hide all the cutlery...

Oh and the coffee machine.

And for good measure I'd turn the water off at the stopcock in the street.

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By *uxom redCouple
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

Teaspoons and cups mugs

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
3 days ago

Tamworth

Microwave plate.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
3 days ago

King's Crustacean

I would remove all of the air

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By *lue RascalMan
3 days ago

Cheshire

The toilet seat.

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By *agnar73Man
3 days ago

Glasgow

Removing the seats from the toilets is a bit fiddly to get in at and stuff but guaranteed to upset.

Lower level is hiding all the loo roll

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By *agnar73Man
3 days ago

Glasgow

"I’m never letting any of you into my house, by the way."

You’re not my type

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
3 days ago

Maidstone

Their underwear drawer... just because I fancy a rummage and think it would be funny

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By *rAitchMan
3 days ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

The hooks from their clothes hangers.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
3 days ago

Colchester

With their consent as part of a "joke" or without their consent ?

If the latter, then I would not remove anything due to a)lack of consent, and b)they are a friend, so I'd not want to practical joke them or cause distress.

With consent ? That's different.

I'd tell them 3 things have been removed from their possession. But they have to figure out what.

After a few hours of them tearing the house to pieces, when they finally ask me what the 3 "removed" things were, I will answer...

Your patience

Your sanity

Our friendship

I'll probably then ask for forgiveness, adding "But you *did* consent..."

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By *enriette and SamCouple
3 days ago

The Magic whip

I would remove all the glass from their windows.

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By *ripfillMan
3 days ago

havant

The front door and back door

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
3 days ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The tin opener

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By *r UnexceptionalMan
3 days ago

Always on the move

One screw from every cupboard hinge leaving all the doors wobbly muuhahahahahahaha!!!!

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By *ust JuicyWoman
3 days ago

east london

You are all very evil people !

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By *educing_EmCouple
3 days ago

Tipperary

Take all their tea spoons,

Take the batteries out of all the remotes ,

Put crumbs in the beds and just for Meli and Willys benefit I'd use all their towels

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By *ivpoolmanMan
3 days ago

Liverpool

"You are all very evil people !"

Internet router

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By *electableicecreamMan
3 days ago

The West

The flush handle of the toilet

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
3 days ago

Merseyside

All the teaspoons

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
2 days ago

somewhere

Firstly I'd set their Alexa up to turn the lights on and off randomly and tell random facts during the night at full volume of course

Strip the bed and keep them talking until the early hours, leave and then they find they have to remake the bed but they can't because I've taken all the clean bedding....mwahahahahaha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

"All the left shoes "

But if they're a left leg amputee, you've just helped them tidy up.

More evil, and to cover all bases would be to take left or right shoes, but definitely take one of each type of shoe they possess.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
2 days ago

Second star to the right…

All the windows, be evil and make some extra cash win win

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By *ddie1966 OP Man
2 days ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Some truly evil answers.

You lot are pure evil and have warped minds.

I love it.

Another one I thought of last night (whilst planning to take over the world) was not so much remove, but alter..... Slightly.

Handles on the doors.....

So instead of pushing down, you have to lift them up instead.

My friend did it to his kitchen door so his dog could no longer get in. Made sense at the time,but a real pain in the long run.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

Lightbulbs.

One of each pair of socks.

All the pens.

Milk.

Pillows.

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By *KG12Couple
2 days ago

Burnley

The thermostat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

"The thermostat "

Not a problem in summer!

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By *cotsguyyMan
2 days ago

Belfast

All the good coffee cups

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
2 days ago

St Neots

All the caps of any bottled drinks

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
2 days ago

Galway, Clare

Remote controls

Shower heads

Ice cream

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