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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

There’s nothing like a Tuesday evening game! I’m shamelessly copying and pasting the rules from a previous thread because I’m lazy.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people

I’m in and I’ve got my little postie shorts on ready to go

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I haven't done many of these recently, so I'm in.

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

In

Happy to play post woman x

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

In

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm happy to stick my name in the hat.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I'm in

And good evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In and happy to pass on messages

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

I'll play for a little while

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By *ddie1966Man
34 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

In for a Gin...

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'll play for a little while "

I thought you'd wrote 'little willie' at first.

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Message from a boobie lady for Mr Wick

"Can you please remind John Wick that he promised to share his minstrels with me about four days ago and still hasn’t"

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.


"Message from a boobie lady for Mr Wick

"Can you please remind John Wick that he promised to share his minstrels with me about four days ago and still hasn’t" "

Your mate only need name a time and a place

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By *rMonkeyMan
34 weeks ago

Somewhere

In

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
34 weeks ago

Pontypool

Oooh, I'm in, please!

Mrs. FC.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

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By *nkedguy777Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick! "

I’m gonna need some more minstrels.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Count me in, seems like a good bit of fun

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick! "

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town "

I hope he's got shares in Galaxy.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
34 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town "

He only offered me a rummage in the bag. I'm offended!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town

He only offered me a rummage in the bag. I'm offended! "

Hmph! He didn't offer me anything.

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town

He only offered me a rummage in the bag. I'm offended!

Hmph! He didn't offer me anything. "

Nor me

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Nobody's mate fancies me. I demand a stop to this nonsense.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales


"I also have a messages for John Wick

"You promised to share your minstrels with me?"

Oh dear Mr. Wick!

Seems he's been promising minstrels all over town

He only offered me a rummage in the bag. I'm offended!

Hmph! He didn't offer me anything.

Nor me "

John you're in for it

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Incoming for Miss Bella!

Miss Bella , Has she any Irish in her.and if not would she like some

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Breaking News

A saucy mate of mine wants to ask mm93……”I'm trying to get in shape and need a fit young man to sexercise me"

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Nobody's mate fancies me. I demand a stop to this nonsense. "

I don't have any mates, sorry.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
34 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Can we play please

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

My postie bag is heavy tonight!!

Hiya. Coulsdon you please tell Mrs. FC (The Flat Caps) that I'd love to nibble on her bum while my finger play with her........ sussies.

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Incoming for Miss Bella!

Miss Bella , Has she any Irish in her.and if not would she like some

"

LMAO

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Oh dear, someone didn’t understand the rules

Or I'll just message you directly lol

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh dear, someone didn’t understand the rules

Or I'll just message you directly lol "

Yip. That happens.

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By *ornyAndy17Man
34 weeks ago

central belt, Newcastle, all around the uk

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

No they don't

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By *mudge1995Man
34 weeks ago

Hull

Sure I’m in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
34 weeks ago

Stratford

In & happy to play postie

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales


"Incoming for Miss Bella!

Miss Bella , Has she any Irish in her.and if not would she like some

"

Smooth

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over

Oh why not and happy to be postie too.

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

I'm in for sin

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Incoming for Miss Bella!

Miss Bella , Has she any Irish in her.and if not would she like some

Smooth "

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By *lark_KentMan
34 weeks ago

Northampton

Sounds like fun for a tuesday, im in

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Can you tell your Saucey mate that it's a strict regime so we best get to work

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

A beauty on the thread has a message for the Ambassador

"I'd have been in your box already if it wasn't for those pesky filters"

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Message for Harlot

"Hey can u tell haven't (think autocorrect got involved here) o scara I think she is gorgeous and has cracking tattooed tits x"

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By *heGateKeeperMan
34 weeks ago

Stratford

My gorgeous friend has appeared in my inbox with a polite request:

Please tell _obilebottom

I think you're absolutely lovely, and I'd love to give your bum a squeeze

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
34 weeks ago

Pontypool


"My postie bag is heavy tonight!!

Hiya. Coulsdon you please tell Mrs. FC (The Flat Caps) that I'd love to nibble on her bum while my finger play with her........ sussies."

A bit disappointed it's only the suspenders....

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"A beauty on the thread has a message for the Ambassador

"I'd have been in your box already if it wasn't for those pesky filters"

"

ahh sure they can be dropped if you ask nicely

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Message for Harlot

"Hey can u tell haven't (think autocorrect got involved here) o scara I think she is gorgeous and has cracking tattooed tits x""

Ooh I always wonder how long it will take for "cracking tits" to make an appearance. I always imagine Wallace saying it...

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell


"Message for Harlot

"Hey can u tell haven't (think autocorrect got involved here) o scara I think she is gorgeous and has cracking tattooed tits x"

Ooh I always wonder how long it will take for "cracking tits" to make an appearance. I always imagine Wallace saying it... "

Cracking tits, Gromit

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By *ivpoolmanMan
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

Go on then… I’ll join the fun

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Message for Harlot

"Hey can u tell haven't (think autocorrect got involved here) o scara I think she is gorgeous and has cracking tattooed tits x"

Ooh I always wonder how long it will take for "cracking tits" to make an appearance. I always imagine Wallace saying it...

Cracking tits, Gromit "

Now I'm seeing Gromit in drag - looking unimpressed

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By *essTTWoman
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

Out

Nearly bed time for me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, a charmingly bashful mate of mine asked to to pass this on to the divine Harlot oScara...

I know there are things you want you beautiful woman, I only hope one day you'll give me what I need...

Anon x

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Incoming for the lovely MB

Message for MobileBottom

Would love to get together and enjoy some good conversation and food with you.

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over


"My gorgeous friend has appeared in my inbox with a polite request:

Please tell _obilebottom

I think you're absolutely lovely, and I'd love to give your bum a squeeze "

Oh thank you. Might enjoy that

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I’m in for some Tuesday night fun

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell


"Oh, a charmingly bashful mate of mine asked to to pass this on to the divine Harlot oScara...

I know there are things you want you beautiful woman, I only hope one day you'll give me what I need...

Anon x

"

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By *ookie46Woman
34 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

In for a little while

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By *he lizard123Man
34 weeks ago

Liverpool

Am in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I like these threads, but I’m probably too busy to be postie tonight. So I’m semi-in. Just the tip, as it were.

Expect delays.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

From my hot mate

Mr Ambassador

We have unfinished business, get your arse in gear x

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire

I hope i’m not too late? Would love to join in

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, Mr Monkey, my incredibly sexy friend asked me to tell you...

One day I hope to get my hands on you, been friends for years about time we got it on

...oh my word!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"From my hot mate

Mr Ambassador

We have unfinished business, get your arse in gear x"

send me the GPS. I got a turbo fitted in my exile lol

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales


"I like these threads, but I’m probably too busy to be postie tonight. So I’m semi-in. Just the tip, as it were.

Expect delays."

Sounds like my local evri driver

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Another for Harlot oScara. My very fit friend says...

My fingers want to go walking through her spiderwebs (when they’ve healed).

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Sounds like my local evri driver "

Sounds like every evri driver.

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By *ord FlashMan
34 weeks ago

Lincs

Late comer … so to speak I’m in

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By *lderguy4uMan
34 weeks ago

wirral

I'm in

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

Not done one of these for ages. In!

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Mobile bottom my sexy friend says

If there’s one thing I want this summer and it’s you xxxxxxx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Dark Sovereign, I'm sorry to have to bring you this, but a suzzling mate of mine says...

Shame about your age, otherwise 

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Incoming!

Please inform WB69

That I'm frantically looking up rooms with full mirrors

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

*sizzling

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By *ookie46Woman
34 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For the lovely Miss Bella from a forum hottie

Please tell Miss Bella that I want to watch her involuntarily bite her lip as she slides herself down onto my cock for the first time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"For the lovely Miss Bella from a forum hottie

Please tell Miss Bella that I want to watch her involuntarily bite her lip as she slides herself down onto my cock for the first time. "

Now why don't I get offers like that?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm out for a bit while I eat supper.

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By *ryingitout19Man
34 weeks ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *agic.MMan
34 weeks ago

Orpington

Oh I used to enjoy these ...I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I think I'll take a back seat.

Great thread though.

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By *beeMan
34 weeks ago

Bristol

I'll join in!!!

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over


"Mobile bottom my sexy friend says

If there’s one thing I want this summer and it’s you xxxxxxx

"

Now that is going to keep me awake at night wondering

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By *etmebeinurefantasiesMan
34 weeks ago

witney

I'd love to join in

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
34 weeks ago

Always on the move

Too late to join?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Back in for a bit.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 21:44:07]

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales

My very charming friend has a message for the beautiful cookie

I’m waiting for her lush lips to find my face again. And my neck. And my chest. And my cock, quite frankly …

Sidenote: I'd quite like to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I’m in!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
34 weeks ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"My very charming friend has a message for the beautiful cookie

I’m waiting for her lush lips to find my face again. And my neck. And my chest. And my cock, quite frankly …

Sidenote: I'd quite like to watch "

fffk yea me 2 if that's allowed.ill bring the jaffa cakes

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
34 weeks ago

Greater London

Ok we’re in and happy to play postie

Sarah xx

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Another one for the lovely Miss Bella

Can you tell Bella, that if she ever gets tired of running though my dreams, she can rest her legs and take a seat on my face haha

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Could you do me a favour and tell WB69

"Her name has caught my eye for one reason, her bum has caught my eye for another!!"

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By *ookie46Woman
34 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Incoming for the beautiful Harlot

Can you tell Harlot, that hers is the Sexiest Spiderman cosplay I've ever seen! But if she needs some cream rubbing in to sooth the red, I volunteer my services

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By *ookie46Woman
34 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"My very charming friend has a message for the beautiful cookie

I’m waiting for her lush lips to find my face again. And my neck. And my chest. And my cock, quite frankly …

Sidenote: I'd quite like to watch "

You know it’s gonna happen

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By *indergirlWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then, happy to postie too

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Go on. In. Very late in the day, I know

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over


"Go on. In. Very late in the day, I know "

The night is still young for some

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And I'm out for the rest of the evening. I have some new clothes for the Henley Regatta I want to try on. Have fun beautiful people.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

From a lovely beauty to the lovely Tinder Girl

"She is actually the best looking woman on the whole of fab"

A great accolade indeed with such beauties.

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Dark Sovereign, I'm sorry to have to bring you this, but a suzzling mate of mine says...

Shame about your age, otherwise  "

Don’t be sorry. I’m having a blast in my 20’s

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Go on. In. Very late in the day, I know

The night is still young for some "

You not in Colchester yet?

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By *RWoodyCouple
34 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

These threads can be fun. In for a while.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Going to bed so out now.

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You lucky, lucky buggers.

This gorgeous sexy lady says - Fabulous Mr Fox & Mr Monkey I want to be the filling in your sandwich.

.

I'm seriously jealous

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Crimson Rose my lovely friend says

Could I paint you into a white rose?

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire


"And I'm out for the rest of the evening. I have some new clothes for the Henley Regatta I want to try on. Have fun beautiful people.

"

I hope you don’t “regratta” buying them. Sorry I couldnt stop myself

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I was going to, but nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In and happy to play postie for any last minute entries

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By *xmfrvnMan
34 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

In, whether object or messenger

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By *igjay2584Man
34 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Against my better judgement... I'm in!

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over

A message for very lucky WB: "The Captain is coming."

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
34 weeks ago

Greater London

Happy to do some postie deliveries for a little while.

Sarah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A message for Bigjay2584 from one of the gorgeous ladies of fab

Please can you tell _igjay2584 that I can’t wait to be the first one to sit on his brand new cock

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Crimson Rose my lovely friend says

Could I paint you into a white rose?"

Sounds potentially ticklish but I’m in.

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Mobilebottom my very sexy friend says

"The Captain has sorted out a couple of soldiers for you. Enjoy."

Lucky guy x

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over


"Mobilebottom my very sexy friend says

"The Captain has sorted out a couple of soldiers for you. Enjoy."

Lucky guy x"

well if they are well briefed and coming recommended

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By *igR93Man
34 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

In

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales


"Another one for the lovely Miss Bella

Can you tell Bella, that if she ever gets tired of running though my dreams, she can rest her legs and take a seat on my face haha"

I can't if I don't know who you are

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By *iss.BellaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wales


"For the lovely Miss Bella from a forum hottie

Please tell Miss Bella that I want to watch her involuntarily bite her lip as she slides herself down onto my cock for the first time. "

What an offer, reveal yourself

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary

I'll jump in for the end x

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By *otguy555Man
34 weeks ago

Bristol

I'm in

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

My beautiful friend says…

Hello, can you please tell dark sovereign that his photos are ridiculously teasing, but to be teased by him in person would be an absolute dream.

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By *ryingitout19Man
34 weeks ago

Wales

Happy to play postie

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire


"My beautiful friend says…

Hello, can you please tell dark sovereign that his photos are ridiculously teasing, but to be teased by him in person would be an absolute dream."

Let me make your dream come true. Reveal yourself

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'll jump in for the end x"

Would you like to come and jump on my end?

I think all the posties are in bed, so I’m just being direct.

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

Any posties still awake?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Good morning. This postie fell asleep on his rounds last night.

A beautiful lady wrote this for lovely and popular Tinder Girl

You have been my fab girl crush for years. How I'd love to a giggle over some cocktails with you (for starters)

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By *xmfrvnMan
34 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

This postie got offered a discreet suck from a local M while his filters were down. Still happy to play though.

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By *indergirlWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"Good morning. This postie fell asleep on his rounds last night.

A beautiful lady wrote this for lovely and popular Tinder Girl

You have been my fab girl crush for years. How I'd love to a giggle over some cocktails with you (for starters)"

Sounds like a fantastic idea!

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By *indergirlWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace


"From a lovely beauty to the lovely Tinder Girl

"She is actually the best looking woman on the whole of fab"

A great accolade indeed with such beauties."

I'm pretty sure I'm not but thankyou

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By *arkSovereignMan
34 weeks ago

Lancashire

Happy to play last minute postie if we’re still keeping this thread alive!

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By *orphia2003Woman
34 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Happy to be postie

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By *ommy trucker1Man
34 weeks ago

south wales

I'm in

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over

Is is still on?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
34 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"Is is still on? "
hope not or that would make it a full day and still nobody fancies us

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
34 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Is is still on? "

I think this thread needs a revival!

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In xx

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

Happy to play postie if people are still playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Also a willing messenger

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By *orkshireblueMan
34 weeks ago

doncaster

I’m in

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By *MCMan
34 weeks ago

London/EA

Cor it’s been a while… happy to post as well.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
34 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Oh this sounds fun.I'm in

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By *lfa RomeoMan
34 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds


"Happy to play postie if people are still playing."

Very strange ?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
34 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Got my postie hat on...

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you


"There’s nothing like a Tuesday evening game! I’m shamelessly copying and pasting the rules from a previous thread because I’m lazy.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people

I’m in and I’ve got my little postie shorts on ready to go "

in

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By *inxy777Woman
34 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

In again, happy to forward your msgs

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A message for Yorkshireblue from a headwear themed fabber

Message for Yorkshireblue

Oooft!!!!

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Rose tinted glasses a stunning friend wants to know if your end is still available

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By *arlot o scara OP   Woman
34 weeks ago

Hell

Incoming!

Would you please tell AMC I think he's gorgeous x

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By *ryingitout19Man
34 weeks ago

Wales

Back in

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By *MCMan
34 weeks ago

London/EA


"Incoming!

Would you please tell AMC I think he's gorgeous x"

Oh I’m flattered, make yourself known!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Rose tinted glasses a stunning friend wants to know if your end is still available "

Oh, tell your stunning friend it’s always available. That’s how I got the reputation, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

In

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

A mysterious message from my handsome and witty friend:

I'd come to Sherwood Forest with a feather in my cap

My bow is always ready and I keep my arrows sharp.

You can have my Throbin Wood anytime

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
34 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"A mysterious message from my handsome and witty friend:

I'd come to Sherwood Forest with a feather in my cap

My bow is always ready and I keep my arrows sharp.

You can have my Throbin Wood anytime"

Is that you Fiddles?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth


"A mysterious message from my handsome and witty friend:

I'd come to Sherwood Forest with a feather in my cap

My bow is always ready and I keep my arrows sharp.

You can have my Throbin Wood anytime Is that you Fiddles? "

I could tell but...I'm too well behaved to break the rules

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By *mf123Man
34 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

My mate said he would bang you in the anus 16 times in one sitting

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
34 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

In btw

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Fabtastic Mr Fox my absolute gorgeous friend

wants to drive her tongue deep into your ass and hear you screech like the fox you are"

I’d like to be there too

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By *MCMan
34 weeks ago

London/EA


"My mate said he would bang you in the anus 16 times in one sitting"

I mean who could resist?

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By *MCMan
34 weeks ago

London/EA

Uh wrong emoji…

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Oh late as usual... But in with sticky fingers

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By *ffervescentMan
34 weeks ago

winfrith


"Oh late as usual... But in with sticky fingers "
Jam Donuts I guess

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By *he KakapoMan
34 weeks ago

A nice rock

In a day late

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
34 weeks ago

Tamworth

My stunning friend says…

Hello could you please tell RTG that I can't wait to pounce on him as quick as my fabbing finger does.

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By *B69Woman
34 weeks ago

Wiltshire

AMC my stunning friend says

I would be more than willing to give him a rub down to help him unwind.

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By *MCMan
34 weeks ago

London/EA


"AMC my stunning friend says

I would be more than willing to give him a rub down to help him unwind."

This would be very much appreciated, I’m in need of a good massage, please arrange ASAP.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Am I too late to tell the ladies that I’d love to motorboat them all?

Is that how this works?

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By *entBarryUKMan
34 weeks ago

Ashford

Last time I did this was with BikerDrew! Hah, mammories.....

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

My handsome mate says please tell Crimson Rose they'd like a repeat of the snogathon they had on her sofa a few years back

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By *nnCeeWoman
34 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"AMC my stunning friend says

I would be more than willing to give him a rub down to help him unwind.

This would be very much appreciated, I’m in need of a good massage, please arrange ASAP."

Oooft! AMC!

(Yeah, I know that's not how this is supposed to go)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hellooooo

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