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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! " Got a big cock for a girl. | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! Got a big cock for a girl. " | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! Got a big cock for a girl. " Your most appealing picture is of a crisp sandwich | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! " In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to . | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to ." Ah yes, Nickyklungewozzname - wringing out the sanitary towel of wit for all to see... | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to . Ah yes, Nickyklungewozzname - wringing out the sanitary towel of wit for all to see..." | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to . Ah yes, Nickyklungewozzname - wringing out the sanitary towel of wit for all to see... " Not saying Klungie is thick, but, on seeing a sign saying 'wet floor' they thought it was an instruction! | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! Got a big cock for a girl. " Not that big | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! Got a big cock for a girl. Not that big" ... and speaking of massive dicks, hello Candi. | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! " Made my day that post. Pissing myself laughing | |||
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"Klungey! I should pop out your eye, and fuck the hole. Then put the eye back in, but the wrong way round, so you can see the mess in your head! Made my day that post. Pissing myself laughing " Pissing yourself a daily occurrence is it? Best lay off the sauce... | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to . Ah yes, Nickyklungewozzname - wringing out the sanitary towel of wit for all to see... Not saying Klungie is thick, but, on seeing a sign saying 'wet floor' they thought it was an instruction! " I very much approve of this Candi . Right...I'm off. Shit to do. Have fun. At my and others' expense xxxx | |||
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"^you look so sensible I bet you iron your socks and towels before you put them away. " Gosh, Woody, I'm impressed you can spell "sensible"... | |||
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"Willy Idol? You mean Willy Idle - sha! In a sea of 12k ultra HD, Davina is the analog TV all the thick seamen come home to . Ah yes, Nickyklungewozzname - wringing out the sanitary towel of wit for all to see... Not saying Klungie is thick, but, on seeing a sign saying 'wet floor' they thought it was an instruction! I very much approve of this Candi . Right...I'm off. Shit to do. Have fun. At my and others' expense xxxx" I'd have fun at your expense, but let's face it, it's like shooting dead fish in a barrel - which is what your last lover said you were like in bed, coincidentally... | |||
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"^you look so sensible I bet you iron your socks and towels before you put them away. Gosh, Woody, I'm impressed you can spell "sensible"..." Haha. | |||
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"^you look so sensible I bet you iron your socks and towels before you put them away. Gosh, Woody, I'm impressed you can spell "sensible"... Haha. " You got it!? And I thought I was going to have to explain it to you... | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread " Imagine that after reading the thread, and thinking about it, this is the acme of your wit. | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread " I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread Imagine that after reading the thread, and thinking about it, this is the acme of your wit. " Self-proclaimed victory, and short-lived. Like Davina's ability to keep a cock hard | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword )" Isn't his mum a bit young for you, old- timer? | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword )" Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! " An oldie, but a goodie, as your last lover said. Actually, she just said toy were an oldie, but I'm generous. | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! " Well your real Mum kept the afterbirth and put you up for adoption | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! " At least my mum stuck around. Yours took one look at you and did a runner! | |||
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"Above probably wants her 12th load of the week so far " She's slowing down... Speaking of the biggest load of the week, how are you? | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! At least my mum stuck around. Yours took one look at you and did a runner! " Yeah, yours just did the postman, and the meter reader, the delivery guy, the bin men (all of them )... the list goes on. | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! At least my mum stuck around. Yours took one look at you and did a runner! Yeah, yours just did the postman, and the meter reader, the delivery guy, the bin men (all of them )... the list goes on. " All of whom Davina invited to her 10 Pride Bukkake parties. Sadly, they all said they were busy.... | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! At least my mum stuck around. Yours took one look at you and did a runner! Yeah, yours just did the postman, and the meter reader, the delivery guy, the bin men (all of them )... the list goes on. All of whom Davina invited to her 10 Pride Bukkake parties. Sadly, they all said they were busy...." ...getting blowies from Nicky. | |||
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"Imagine getting excited about being the self proclaimed winner of this thread I can't imagine that tbh. I spend too much time imagining your Mum (I'm back for 10 mins - put me to the sword ) Speaking of D's mum, when D was born she was that ugly, they slapped the mum and not the baby! At least my mum stuck around. Yours took one look at you and did a runner! Yeah, yours just did the postman, and the meter reader, the delivery guy, the bin men (all of them )... the list goes on. All of whom Davina invited to her 10 Pride Bukkake parties. Sadly, they all said they were busy.... ...getting blowies from Nicky." xxxx | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33]" I thought it was good | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose " Moved to Dartford from Hatfield. Regrets it . | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose " How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33] I thought it was good " You think an eyechart at the opticians is good. | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you" Alas, even paying can't help you. | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose Moved to Dartford from Hatfield. Regrets it ." Well acquainted with regret, Nicky? You should be. | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. " If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33] I thought it was good You think an eyechart at the opticians is good." I need to get my eyes tested after viewing your picture catalogue | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly" I was going to reply with a withering comment, but then I saw your profile pic and realised you couldn't be insulted any further. | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly" At first I thought you had a massive cock but then I realised you're only 5ft8 so everything looks big | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33] I thought it was good You think an eyechart at the opticians is good. I need to get my eyes tested after viewing your picture catalogue " And your wit tested after that attempt. | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33] I thought it was good You think an eyechart at the opticians is good. I need to get my eyes tested after viewing your picture catalogue And your wit tested after that attempt. " true | |||
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"[Best insult in the history of the world ever....removed by poster at 02/07/24 10:37:33] I thought it was good You think an eyechart at the opticians is good. I need to get my eyes tested after viewing your picture catalogue And your wit tested after that attempt. true" Idle cock. | |||
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"I hear Fiddles doesn't get erections because he hates to look down on the unemployed. " I can’t get planning permission for my hard on. I heard you were thrown out of Waitrose for test driving a cucumber. | |||
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"I hear Fiddles doesn't get erections because he hates to look down on the unemployed. I can’t get planning permission for my hard on. I heard you were thrown out of Waitrose for test driving a cucumber. " Fiddles. Not the smartest name on here.. | |||
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"Pays for his McDonald’s with shrapnel." Shoes on the bed smh | |||
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"I hear Fiddles doesn't get erections because he hates to look down on the unemployed. I can’t get planning permission for my hard on. I heard you were thrown out of Waitrose for test driving a cucumber. Fiddles. Not the smartest name on here.." Ohhh, hiiii! Thanks for turning up. I'm afraid we decided the thread didn't need a musclebound bimbo after all, but thanks for trying. | |||
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"Dyes his beard " True story | |||
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"Pays for his McDonald’s with shrapnel. Shoes on the bed smh" you know, I could have sworn said something funny, but obviously I was mistaken and you were farting. | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly At first I thought you had a massive cock but then I realised you're only 5ft8 so everything looks big" A 5'8" cock. | |||
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"Dyes his beard True story " When they said undo your buttons she took it literally and ripped them off hulk-style | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly At first I thought you had a massive cock but then I realised you're only 5ft8 so everything looks big A 5'8" cock. " Candi was arrested at a male brothel with a guy up her bum and a dildo in her mouth - she said with the cost of living crisis, she can't afford to make both ends meat... | |||
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"Dyes his beard True story When they said undo your buttons she took it literally and ripped them off hulk-style" Aren't you a bit like the hulk? I heard part of you had gone green, anyway. I'm sure there's antibiotics... | |||
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"Lives in Hatfield, poor dude has nothing left to lose How much did you pay the poor woman in your photos to spend time with you Alas, even paying can't help you. If we connect all the dots on your torso does it spell out ugly At first I thought you had a massive cock but then I realised you're only 5ft8 so everything looks big A 5'8" cock. Candi was arrested at a male brothel with a guy up her bum and a dildo in her mouth - she said with the cost of living crisis, she can't afford to make both ends meat..." | |||
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"Plays soccer for Accrington Stanley…" ... thinks soccer-based "insults" are funny. | |||
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"No words needed" Or, indeed, forthcoming, in your case. | |||
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"Wears Gary Neville pyjamas for bed." He could bore Johnny Wilkinson | |||
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"Wears Gary Neville pyjamas for bed." You know, I feel this almost irresistible urge to respond to witty insults with something equally pithy. But in this case, there's no need to bother. | |||
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"Wears Gary Neville pyjamas for bed." 31st March looks like your bj put him to sleep | |||
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"Wears Gary Neville pyjamas for bed. 31st March looks like your bj put him to sleep " Always has his cock in his hands.. wanker | |||
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"Wears Gary Neville pyjamas for bed. 31st March looks like your bj put him to sleep Always has his cock in his hands.. wanker " Don’t flex too hard, you’ll break your shirt | |||
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"Your mum sells Avon in gala bingo" Yo momma ain't allowed in Gala bingo | |||
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"Your mum sells Avon in gala bingo" Get it right, it’s Mecca Bingo. | |||
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"Right, I need to do some work. That's where you get paid to do something productive. I'm sure it's a foreign concept to all of you. Byeeee " Don't forget that trolley out the back of the supermarket car park Davina - I don't want to have to remind you again. | |||
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"Right, I need to do some work. That's where you get paid to do something productive. I'm sure it's a foreign concept to all of you. Byeeee Don't forget that trolley out the back of the supermarket car park Davina - I don't want to have to remind you again." The one she uses as a zimmer? | |||
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"I like how your calves say moo with every step" It's rude to point | |||
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"I like how your calves say moo with every step It's rude to point " ROVRUM | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 14:45:30] Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!!!" Nobody knows who your are your a nobody | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 14:45:30] Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!!! Nobody knows who your are your a nobody " "Your are"? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 14:45:30] Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!!! Nobody knows who your are your a nobody "Your are"? " Give your life to Jesus and and stop dreaming about penis Mr | |||
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"Give your life to Jesus and and stop dreaming about penis Mr " You have to give credit to the Mrs. She actually shags it. | |||
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"[Solitary brain cell removed by poster at 02/07/24 16:15:51]" Are you still at this you knobhead. | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs " You should have left the other one up - too easy a target once you removed it Glow xx | |||
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"[Solitary brain cell removed by poster at 02/07/24 16:15:51] Are you still at this you knobhead. " Yer Nan needed to wash her klunge | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs You should have left the other one up - too easy a target once you removed it Glow xx" ... and God knows, Nicky needs easy targets, doesn't he? | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs " Are you still leaving a snail trail? | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail?" You dress like a girl | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail?" Davina - the only TV on FAB who collects crispy slugs to use as butt-plugs | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? Davina - the only TV on FAB who collects crispy slugs to use as butt-plugs " Nicky lists sm on profile and gets ties up with fairy lights! | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl " You dress like a milkman. With no milk | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl " Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? Davina - the only TV on FAB who collects crispy slugs to use as butt-plugs Nicky lists sm on profile and gets ties up with fairy lights! " Look it was butch and painful barbed wire OK!? It just caught the light a little... | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? Davina - the only TV on FAB who collects crispy slugs to use as butt-plugs " Nicky complained that the buttplug he'd bought wasn't very comfortable until he discovered he'd been sitting on his lava lamp. | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. " Davina doesn't dress like a girl . | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? Davina - the only TV on FAB who collects crispy slugs to use as butt-plugs Nicky complained that the buttplug he'd bought wasn't very comfortable until he discovered he'd been sitting on his lava lamp." xxxx | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. Davina doesn't dress like a girl ." No. I'm all woman, babes. Then again, you clearly don't know what to do with one, so better get back to that minging fleshlight and your sordid dreams of Bumpussy Fridays. | |||
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"I really hope Glow is winding up slowly to launch an Exocet " Yeah, powered by elastic bands. No wonder she needs to wind them up. | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. Davina doesn't dress like a girl ." she tries. bless her | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. Davina doesn't dress like a girl . she tries. bless her " Oh look, it's Fab's very own answer to Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck. | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. Davina doesn't dress like a girl . she tries. bless her Oh look, it's Fab's very own answer to Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck. " When Davina discovers coloured lingerie she'll be a threat | |||
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"This thread gonna be lit when you all get opposable thumbs Are you still leaving a snail trail? You dress like a girl Um, the intention is to *insult* the person, not state the obvious. I grant you the difference may be a bit subtle for you. Davina doesn't dress like a girl . she tries. bless her Oh look, it's Fab's very own answer to Sister Mary Elizabeth Fuck. When Davina discovers coloured lingerie she'll be a threat " Hello _r99mr99, syphilis got your brain yet? Sorry, just assumed it had. | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat " FIFY | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat FIFY" Candi's face always lives "round the corner". We should all be grateful for small mercies | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat FIFY" Finished giving blowies for food vouchers down at the old age home, have we? | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat FIFY Candi's face always lives "round the corner". We should all be grateful for small mercies " Round the corner... more like round the twist. | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat FIFY Candi's face always lives "round the corner". We should all be grateful for small mercies You know all about small, I hear..." Davina asked for a bumpussy on the NHS. They replied "Well, what's that on your face sweetheart?" | |||
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"If Davina ever gets parole she'll be a threat FIFY Candi's face always lives "round the corner". We should all be grateful for small mercies You know all about small, I hear... Davina asked for a bumpussy on the NHS. They replied "Well, what's that on your face sweetheart?" It's a face mask of NickyKlungespeare - I wear it to scare off muggers... do you take off the mask for Halloween?" There's always one; and today it's MrPunx. How are you sweetie? Had that optarootomy yet? You know, the operation severing the optic nerve that connects your eyeball to your arsehole, thus removing your shitty outlook? | |||
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"... do you take off the mask for Halloween? There's always one; and today it's MrPunx. How are you sweetie? Had that optarootomy yet? You know, the operation severing the optic nerve that connects your eyeball to your arsehole, thus removing your shitty outlook? " Shitty outlook = bumpussy face. Just sayin'... (OK - back for 2 mins...then tennis ) | |||
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"... do you take off the mask for Halloween? There's always one; and today it's MrPunx. How are you sweetie? Had that optarootomy yet? You know, the operation severing the optic nerve that connects your eyeball to your arsehole, thus removing your shitty outlook? Shitty outlook = bumpussy face. Just sayin'... (OK - back for 2 mins...then tennis )" Yeah, right. That's not tennis elbow, it's wanker's doom. | |||
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"... do you take off the mask for Halloween? There's always one; and today it's MrPunx. How are you sweetie? Had that optarootomy yet? You know, the operation severing the optic nerve that connects your eyeball to your arsehole, thus removing your shitty outlook? Shitty outlook = bumpussy face. Just sayin'... (OK - back for 2 mins...then tennis ) Yeah, right. That's not tennis elbow, it's wanker's doom. " | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish…" It's still fairly early in the morning, so I won't tax your brain with anything clever... or simple actually. In fact, time of day is irrelevant. | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… I like that one . Next poster - skip me, and go to town on Des x" Skip you - words all your former lovers wish they could have lived by. | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… It's still fairly early in the morning, so I won't tax your brain with anything clever... or simple actually. In fact, time of day is irrelevant. " ... let me try; When you peruse Fab looking for something witty... | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… I like that one . Next poster - skip me, and go to town on Des x Skip you - words all your former lovers wish they could have lived by." DavinaTV - less viewers than GB News | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… I like that one . Next poster - skip me, and go to town on Des x Skip you - words all your former lovers wish they could have lived by. DavinaTV - less viewers than GB News " ...fewer. | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… I like that one . Next poster - skip me, and go to town on Des x Skip you - words all your former lovers wish they could have lived by. DavinaTV - less viewers than GB News ...fewer." Oh god - you just knew how much that would hurt me. One word Davina. You've almost killed me - with just one word. If you had a vagina I'd probably fall in love with you. You possess genius sometimes you know x | |||
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"Nicky employs a team of hamster to sculpt his hair every morning." Hans gets my cast-offs for that thing he calls a beard . | |||
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"Nicky employs a team of hamster to sculpt his hair every morning. Hans gets my cast-offs for that thing he calls a beard ." hey they're cheap - saves me a fortune | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… I like that one . Next poster - skip me, and go to town on Des x Skip you - words all your former lovers wish they could have lived by. DavinaTV - less viewers than GB News ...fewer. Oh god - you just knew how much that would hurt me. One word Davina. You've almost killed me - with just one word. If you had a vagina I'd probably fall in love with you. You possess genius sometimes you know x" Oh damn! Only almost. | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike" Has no idea what an exercise bike looks like... | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike Has no idea what an exercise bike looks like..." Is so unlikeable, she should be one of my friends. | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike Has no idea what an exercise bike looks like..." Not in keeping with the absurd but ok | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike Has no idea what an exercise bike looks like... Not in keeping with the absurd but ok " Keeps vegan ferrets in his bumhole. xx | |||
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"Interesting he’s from a place with Clit in its name considering he’d need a sat nav to find one." Never seen someone use a dump truck as profile phot before | |||
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"Interesting he’s from a place with Clit in its name considering he’d need a sat nav to find one." That Newcastle top is actually just like a big toothpaste tube. Squeeze it, she farts the National Anthem. Out of Toon, obvs xx | |||
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"Interesting he’s from a place with Clit in its name considering he’d need a sat nav to find one. That Newcastle top is actually just like a big toothpaste tube. Squeeze it, she farts the National Anthem. Out of Toon, obvs xx" Reminds me of Alastar Moody. | |||
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"Interesting he’s from a place with Clit in its name considering he’d need a sat nav to find one. That Newcastle top is actually just like a big toothpaste tube. Squeeze it, she farts the National Anthem. Out of Toon, obvs xx Reminds me of Alastar Moody." That's a compliment!!! xx | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike" To be fair my exercise bike is under the stairs so it's not the worst idea. | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike To be fair my exercise bike is under the stairs so it's not the worst idea." You're a smelly head! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 04/07/24 12:45:06]" I'd only shag you so I could blank you the next morning (after shagging you again)... | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish…" If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? " The dragon said "I'm not eating anything cooked in that frying pan!" | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? The dragon said "I'm not eating anything cooked in that frying pan!" " His living room is too busy | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? The dragon said "I'm not eating anything cooked in that frying pan!" His living room is too busy" He was NEVER Rear of the Year!!! | |||
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"Definitely wears a helmet on an exercise bike To be fair my exercise bike is under the stairs so it's not the worst idea. You're a smelly head!" Yeah well you're a meanie so neh neh na neh neh | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? The dragon said "I'm not eating anything cooked in that frying pan!" His living room is too busy He was NEVER Rear of the Year!!! " I know you have a picture of me on your living room wall with all the other junk | |||
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"When you order Dolph Lundgren off wish… If you order from IKEA do you get a bathroom Cabinet? The dragon said "I'm not eating anything cooked in that frying pan!" His living room is too busy He was NEVER Rear of the Year!!! I know you have a picture of me on your living room wall with all the other junk " My junk is my spunk target. But Willy's junk makes me a dry old spunk monk | |||
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