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By *gent Coulson OP   Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Be imaginative and let's have a little fun

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

[Removed by poster at 01/07/24 16:18:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbag

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Be imaginative and let's have a little fun"

Make you a sandwich. How’s cheese and ham?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Be imaginative and let's have a little fun

Make you a sandwich. How’s cheese and ham?"

Play strip scrabble with

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Be imaginative and let's have a little fun

Make you a sandwich. How’s cheese and ham?"

Take him to a Man Utd match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make you lay down on the floor and spatter you with all different paint colours, then wriggle around to make a piece of art.

Then make a cuppa

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"Make you lay down on the floor and spatter you with all different paint colours, then wriggle around to make a piece of art.

Then make a cuppa"

Motorboat

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City


"Make you lay down on the floor and spatter you with all different paint colours, then wriggle around to make a piece of art.

Then make a cuppa

Motorboat "

Take a profile picture for you

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent


"Make you lay down on the floor and spatter you with all different paint colours, then wriggle around to make a piece of art.

Then make a cuppa

Motorboat "

Draw a smile on that silhouette of a face

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By *night in armourMan
over a year ago

guilford

Explore those sexy curves x

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Join you both for a very dirty bi foursome ??

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"Make you lay down on the floor and spatter you with all different paint colours, then wriggle around to make a piece of art.

Then make a cuppa

Motorboat

Draw a smile on that silhouette of a face "

Wax the male half’s chest

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By *aughtyTimesBL5Man
over a year ago

bolton

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"Join you both for a very dirty bi foursome ?? "

Watch the dirty bi foursome!

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Invite you to join in!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Invite you to join in!"

Make the tea for afterwards

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria


"Invite you to join in!"

Make plans

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By *-and-mCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Another very dirty kinky foursome

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Another very dirty kinky foursome"

Miniaturize myself and bounce up and down on her boobies.

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

lend him my bouncy castle

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Another very dirty kinky foursome

Miniaturize myself and bounce up and down on her boobies. "

Stick a naked mole rat up his arse

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another very dirty kinky foursome

Miniaturize myself and bounce up and down on her boobies. "

Read Shakespeare in rap form whilst shaving his toes

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By *ffervescentMan
over a year ago

winfrith

get her looser pants

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Another very dirty kinky foursome

Miniaturize myself and bounce up and down on her boobies.

Read Shakespeare in rap form whilst shaving his toes"

Insist she reads the 1000 unread messages she has.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"get her looser pants"

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr "

Buy him some just for men

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By *ilkey69Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Well i would steal all that chocolate for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr "

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces"

Give her WD40 to loosen them tight pants

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces

Give her WD40 to loosen them tight pants

Mr"

Flip flop butt smack

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over

[Removed by poster at 01/07/24 16:49:23]

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces

Give her WD40 to loosen them tight pants

Mr

Flip flop butt smack "

Watch on a bouncy castle

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces

Give her WD40 to loosen them tight pants

Mr

Flip flop butt smack "

Next social I'll let ya

Cum in her right eye

Mr

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By *sguy2Man
over a year ago

all over


"get her looser pants

Wax his bum hole with CT1 and sand paper

Mr

Buy a 10000 piece puzzle and steal the last 10 pieces

Give her WD40 to loosen them tight pants

Mr

Flip flop butt smack

Next social I'll let ya

Cum in her right eye

Mr"

Have him watch whilst I cum in his mrs’s left eye!

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
over a year ago

Round the Corner

Ring doorbell and run away giggling

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

climb them legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull that towel away

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Eat off that ass xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk in your eye

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Spunk in your eye "

Paddle boarding

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By *TinRedCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Make some more cock puppets

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Make some more cock puppets "

Have them for dinner.

With a nice chianti

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Make some more cock puppets

Have them for dinner.

With a nice chianti "

Dress in blue underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play monopoly with them

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By * and HCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Would definitely love to get a chance at your community chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would definitely love to get a chance at your community chest "

In our jail the restraints are always warm

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By * and HCouple
over a year ago

Andover


"Would definitely love to get a chance at your community chest

In our jail the restraints are always warm "

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Give or receive a spanking from yous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fist that sweet ass

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By *ythenMan
over a year ago

.

Shave his cock, balls and ass smooth

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Bake a cake

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By *ythenMan
over a year ago

.

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 06:20:23]

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By *ythenMan
over a year ago

.


"Bake a cake "

Really I’m touched

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Bake a cake "

Visit the Chelsea flower show

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Bake a cake

Visit the Chelsea flower show "

Eat more fusion food. Maybe a Malaysian paella this time. With the aged friend of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat cheese together

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Reigate

Paint some warhammer

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Paint some warhammer"
bark rubbings

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Paint some warhammerbark rubbings"

Play rock paper scissors

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Get slapped around the face with that lovely cock xxx

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Get slapped around the face with that lovely cock xxx "

Hide his crayons

Mr

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Get slapped around the face with that lovely cock xxx

Hide his crayons

Mr "

DP whilst sniffing her knickers!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Get him a profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed them a curly wurly

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Get him a profile pic "

Beat them at archery

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Feed them a curly wurly "

Take him shopping to buy some curly wurlys

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

London


"Get him a profile pic "

I'd like the Mr to invite me to gang bang his Mrs.

I'd settle for a 3some

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Get him a profile pic "

Make a profile pic with them! X

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Get him a profile pic

Beat them at archery "

would never happen... Robin Hood lives within us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 15:37:10]

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By *8warrenMan
over a year ago

.

Draw her other boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get him a profile pic

Make a profile pic with them! X"

Have a flying visit to Ayrshire to check out possibilities as no profile pic

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Draw her other boob "

Dig rabbit burrows.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Get him a profile pic

Make a profile pic with them! X

Have a flying visit to Ayrshire to check out possibilities as no profile pic "

Definitely involves boobs.

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City


"Get him a profile pic

Make a profile pic with them! X

Have a flying visit to Ayrshire to check out possibilities as no profile pic

Definitely involves boobs. "

I’d like to get him some _iddlesticks

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Give him a massage xx

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Give him a massage xx "

Baby oil wrestle

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Crack some walnuts

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Naked tiddlywinks

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Naked tiddlywinks"

Meet them in the woods.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Naked tiddlywinks"

Referee the naked tiddlywinks.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Wear something blue for him

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City


"Naked tiddlywinks

Meet them in the woods. "

Concerning bud

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Get him a profile pic

Make a profile pic with them! X

Have a flying visit to Ayrshire to check out possibilities as no profile pic "

Meet her in her hotel room in Ayrshire for an afternoon of fun-and send her home with no nickers! X

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Watford

Build a glider for two in the shape of a squirrel and fly over the Welsh countryside pelting hikers with acorns

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tour ancient castles of the UK on a motorbike and sidecar xx

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Tour ancient castles of the UK on a motorbike and sidecar xx "

Command a submarine.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Wear something blue for him "

Woohoo.

This is the winning post.

Close the thread abd award them with gold medals.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Tour ancient castles of the UK on a motorbike and sidecar xx

Command a submarine. "

Play 'Battleships' with him and the sub

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Watford


"Tour ancient castles of the UK on a motorbike and sidecar xx "

That would be fun to be fair haha

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Plait his chest hair

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Plait his chest hair "

Play 'sticky belly flap cock' with him whilst she judged the winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a straw down his Japs eye and give it a little blow

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Watch and reciprocate it, just to see if you enjoy it too

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By *ullsfan77Man
over a year ago

Torquay

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 17:09:27]

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By *ullsfan77Man
over a year ago

Torquay

[Removed by poster at 02/07/24 17:12:03]

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By *ullsfan77Man
over a year ago

Torquay

16th mar 24-give a hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16th mar 24-give a hand!"

Show him how to reply to the right thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap jokes

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Share his Haribos

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Share my ironing because sharing is caring

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Share my ironing because sharing is caring "

kneel behind her and nibble on her bum.

Then have a pint at the pub with them.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards


"Share my ironing because sharing is caring

kneel behind her and nibble on her bum.

Then have a pint at the pub with them.

"

Play "Jingo Rock" on his bongo boobies

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Smoke and play the drums naked all night to annoy the neighbours

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

flash at him

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Play strip poker xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him some underpants

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 07/07/24 17:15:02]

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Help him out the pool x

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Help him out the pool x"

Play hide the sausage

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Swap accent banter

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Watford

Start a mariachi band

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Help him out the pool x

Play hide the sausage "

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Discuss beekeeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have him read me a book

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Have him read me a book"

Dress her in blue underwear

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Tickle fight with trifle

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Steal her superman pants

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

Check his cap size.

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By *essTTWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cocktails and people watching

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By *lfa RomeoMan
over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

[Removed by poster at 07/07/24 18:06:32]

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Touch his thigh

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Fill his belly button with silicone mastic

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool


"Fill his belly button with silicone mastic"

Switch his light on.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Fill his belly button with silicone mastic"

Gripfill his arsehole shut

Mr

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By *lfa RomeoMan
over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Take them to a Tottenham Hotspur match

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Fill his belly button with silicone mastic

Gripfill his arsehole shut

Mr "

I'll remember that for the new apprentice..

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Steal his shoes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Steal his shoes"

Tickle her inner thighs.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

buy mr _hunky gent a shirt

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Get a smaller towel?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Get a shower together

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Get a shower together "
,,, you beat me to it

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex


"Get a shower together ,,, you beat me to it "

Needs to be a big one!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Get a shower together ,,, you beat me to it

Needs to be a big one!! "

For your boobies

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

pint

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Lube for his thighs

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Make brownies

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Whip that red corset off

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

pint

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Play chess xx

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool


"Play chess xx"

Throw him in the Albert Dock - in a fun way!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

climb them legs

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Undo his suit trouser fly..

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Leave a love bite on your buttocks xx

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

See how many chocolate buttons I could balance on your penis before either they fall off or I give in and munch them off

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over a year ago


"See how many chocolate buttons I could balance on your penis before either they fall off or I give in and munch them off "

Moisturise those wonderful breasts

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry


"See how many chocolate buttons I could balance on your penis before either they fall off or I give in and munch them off

Moisturise those wonderful breasts"

Wax his chest

Mr

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By *ChubsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"See how many chocolate buttons I could balance on your penis before either they fall off or I give in and munch them off

Moisturise those wonderful breasts

Wax his chest

Mr"

Nibble on her nipples

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Naked skydiving

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By *aron WoodMan
over a year ago

Horley

Put him in a dress and lingerie

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri


"Put him in a dress and lingerie"

Put him in lingerie and heels

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Put him in a dress and lingerie

Put him in lingerie and heels "

Have a good old lick of those nipples

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By *igR93Man
over a year ago

Sarcasm City


"Put him in a dress and lingerie

Put him in lingerie and heels

Have a good old lick of those nipples "

Have you teach me how to be a ninja

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Knock down ginger. Naked.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
over a year ago

The Lake District


"Put him in a dress and lingerie

Put him in lingerie and heels "

Compare wardrobe contents

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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Put him in a dress and lingerie

Put him in lingerie and heels

Compare wardrobe contents "

Share lingerie

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Cover her in baby oil

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
over a year ago

Pontypool


"Cover her in baby oil "

Sit on his face

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Cover her in baby oil

Sit on his face"

Let her suck my cock as she enjoys his tongue.

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By *oastalloversCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

^ Let's go sunglasses shopping

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By *aughtySubMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"^ Let's go sunglasses shopping "

Go shopping in Anne Summers together xx

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"^ Let's go sunglasses shopping

Go shopping in Anne Summers together xx "

Buy you a birthday cake, just because it's probably the wrong day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanh her windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for afternoon cream tea with cucumber sandwiches.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford


"Go for afternoon cream tea with cucumber sandwiches. "

Motorboat her.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Give him a lap dance while wearing my red underwear

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West


"Give him a lap dance while wearing my red underwear "

More photo shoots with household objects

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By *arcuszMan
over a year ago

Horsham

I'd like to bite your arse.

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By *corpio_juice420Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

A trip to Japan

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
over a year ago

La La Land

Play Hoopla on his penis

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts


"Play Hoopla on his penis "

Play hide the sausage

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Stamford

Bring him a bacon butty

As he seems to have hidden his sausage

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Wallpaper the spare room together

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