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Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left 
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
......................... Your turn "I need to find this person, Rubik has been wanting to go to see it lol | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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I need to find this person, Rubik has been wanting to go to see it lol "oh you should - I dont think I have laughed so much, he was so serious about it !!! made it even funnier | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
......................... Your turn "People are very strange. I was in the bathroom giving a FWB a back rub as she was bathing. It was after 1.00am and her 14 year old son woke to hear voices and started banging on the door, shouting, "mum, who are you talking to? Who is in there with you?" She got angry and told him it was none of his business and to go back to bed, but he then started beating and kicking the door, so she got out, wrapped a towel round herself and went and shoved him back in his room, and told me to leave as he would not give up. I left, and later found out that he watched me leave, climbed out his window, got on the porch roof and jumped to the ground to come after me - but he broke his leg, so she had to take him to hospital. | |||
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"Not so much my sexual experience, but did ruin someone else’s ! Many years ago , and it was many , after leaving a club and en route to the taxi rank I nipped into a quiet car park for a much needed pee , tucked in the corner , zip down and proceeded to pee over a small wall into a kind of garden ish area , about a five foot drop . Only to be met very quickly with a scream and shouting , I did the gentlemanly thing ! Zip up and leg it , whilst trying not to piss myself and piss myself laughing . Next afternoon in the pub , a mate says ‘did you hear about ….. (name omitted obviously) apparently him and …(name etc)’s wife we’re shagging in the bushes behind the bank when somebody pissed on them . I admitted my release to the mate but not to the parties involved " a little more than they expected then! | |||
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"Trying to have sex in the back of a mini. Not the best idea I've ever had.
At least she enjoyed it. " gotta love a mini! i presume we are talking the old style mini - the real mini mini! | |||
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"Trying to have sex in the back of a mini. Not the best idea I've ever had.
At least she enjoyed it.
gotta love a mini! i presume we are talking the old style mini - the real mini mini! "Crikey no. I don't fit in the back if one of them, never mind 2 of us.  | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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People are very strange.
I was in the bathroom giving a FWB a back rub as she was bathing. It was after 1.00am and her 14 year old son woke to hear voices and started banging on the door, shouting, "mum, who are you talking to? Who is in there with you?" She got angry and told him it was none of his business and to go back to bed, but he then started beating and kicking the door, so she got out, wrapped a towel round herself and went and shoved him back in his room, and told me to leave as he would not give up.
I left, and later found out that he watched me leave, climbed out his window, got on the porch roof and jumped to the ground to come after me - but he broke his leg, so she had to take him to hospital. " | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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Is he on here OP?? I so wanna meet him! "I’ll dust my skates off | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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Is he on here OP?? I so wanna meet him!
I’ll dust my skates off "That I have to see! | |||
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"Not that crazy but it makes me laugh thinking back to what I used to do. I arranged interviews for single men in a hotel bar. Selected two, took them back to the room, asked them to get naked & tied them both to the chairs. Gave them both a beer as we waited for my FB to arrive & devour them. The thing I remember most about the whole experience is having that beer, that 15-20 mins waiting, joking about was there really a woman in this scenario, and trust they had in me, a total stranger. " there is no way I'd trust a stranger to do this | |||
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"Not that crazy but it makes me laugh thinking back to what I used to do. I arranged interviews for single men in a hotel bar. Selected two, took them back to the room, asked them to get naked & tied them both to the chairs. Gave them both a beer as we waited for my FB to arrive & devour them. The thing I remember most about the whole experience is having that beer, that 15-20 mins waiting, joking about was there really a woman in this scenario, and trust they had in me, a total stranger. " i would be tempted to walk away and leave them | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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Is he on here OP?? I so wanna meet him!
I’ll dust my skates off
That I have to see! " me tooooooooo !! | |||
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"Not that crazy but it makes me laugh thinking back to what I used to do. I arranged interviews for single men in a hotel bar. Selected two, took them back to the room, asked them to get naked & tied them both to the chairs. Gave them both a beer as we waited for my FB to arrive & devour them. The thing I remember most about the whole experience is having that beer, that 15-20 mins waiting, joking about was there really a woman in this scenario, and trust they had in me, a total stranger. there is no way I'd trust a stranger to do this"People do the craziest riskiest things for sex, It’s like all common sense just goes out the window | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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lol I rather think you may have set the bar a bit high here …
Did he Frisbee flop too ? lol " hw flopped completely!! think he was whipping himself! | |||
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Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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Ok this is like open thread, post, thread closed I don’t see how anyone can top this - hilarious "has to be one of my funniest, i'm sure it can be - it was this or the one where he asked me to cuff him to the bed! which i did and left | |||
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"When I was working in Nottingham I used to row for a club on Trent side ( the black and red one ) It was a Sunday pm and I had been out on the water in a coxed four. Three blokes left and the cox a girl I was just getting to know stayed on she came into the male dressing rooms . We both were in the showers I was Holding her on me making love she was very noisy which was a massive turn on - and then first 8 can busting in … We got a round of applause needless to say endless barrackament No towels were permitted - i think I was the original walk of Shame ! " comment made on nice oars | |||
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"Not that crazy but it makes me laugh thinking back to what I used to do. I arranged interviews for single men in a hotel bar. Selected two, took them back to the room, asked them to get naked & tied them both to the chairs. Gave them both a beer as we waited for my FB to arrive & devour them. The thing I remember most about the whole experience is having that beer, that 15-20 mins waiting, joking about was there really a woman in this scenario, and trust they had in me, a total stranger. " How did they drink the beer if they were tied to the chair ?? | |||
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".................... craziest sexual experience - one that you laugh about now
Went back with a guy from the pub (few years ago now) ....... skip the coffee and down to the nakedness in the bedroom, he tells me that he was part of the dance troupe from Starlight Express and he can show me some of his routine! Thinking some kinky stuff was coming, wasnt quite prepared for this stark bollock naked bloke to appear, on roller blades spinning and twisting into the bedroom, cock swinging, he proceeded to twirl and pirouette, even managed a quite impressive spin before crashing into the bed ..... shall we just say, I left
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