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"I was going to welcome July by lying on the decking in the warm summer sun and working my impressive member into a frenzy. But it's just cold and wet... On the other hand, today is Candida Day. Or something similar." Is your member cold and wet? ![]() | |||
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"The realisation I’ve got to watch another terrible England performance on Saturday…" I can’t do it, I’ve got a few pins somewhere to stick in my eyes instead | |||
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"Morning, Mrs TMN I've just removed a cat poo from the litter box and soon I'll be shaving the substantial amount of stubble that has appeared my legs over the last two days." Serving glam! ![]() | |||
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"The realisation I’ve got to watch another terrible England performance on Saturday…" I mean, you don’t HAVE to. Also, you could be Scottish, so ![]() | |||
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"I’ve a throbbing head from allergies. I’d like to hide away in bed snuggled into Mr but he’s to work from the office today - Mrs" Oh, same! Want to scratch my eyes out. | |||
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"I’ve just had to get my wife and daughter out to chase sheep that have jumped out onto a busy road, they weren’t impressed And the sheep were not too happy either" A strong showing here ![]() | |||
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"good morning and its a 'claim my house back' week this week - teen has returned from Uni over a week ago - could actually be 2 I never see them, they are either out boozing at the latest party or in bed - however, i have no plates left in my kitchen and the clothes pile in the spare room and the box room is touching the ceiling - so I have whipped the duvet off this morning and demanded they get out of bed by 9 and either tidy or go look for a job! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Eek, good luck! | |||
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"Our latest pictures were taken yesterday morning after a night of overindulgence… we’d woken up on the floor in a pool of dribble and half eaten kebab meat ![]() Why didn’t you take pics of that? Bet there’s a niche for it ![]() | |||
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"I am currently 75% insect bite and only 25% human man. It’s probably not attractive." Oh lordy, I hear you, the beasties LOVE me. It’s miserable ![]() | |||
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"Had an insomnia bout so had about 2 hours sleep....asked my teen who's off on a residential last night and first thing have you got everything to be replied yes.....she's forgot her medication so my pj day is now a mad dash looking like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards to get it to her before she leaves ![]() Ugh, “just leave them to it, they will learn” doesn’t apply when it’s medication, does it? | |||
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that. On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x" Ohhh constipation is awful, hope it settles soon x | |||
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"I am currently 75% insect bite and only 25% human man. It’s probably not attractive." I do sympathise with the insect bite thing I always get covered... it's bloody miserable... take some antihistamine tablets and apply plenty of moisturiser | |||
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"Oh lordy, I hear you, the beasties LOVE me. It’s miserable ![]() I’ve spent the past week with an entire arm swollen thanks to a horsefly bite. Those are the real enemy. Dirty wee things. | |||
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"I am currently 75% insect bite and only 25% human man. It’s probably not attractive." Mozzies or other? We got some mozzie wipes for when we went away and worked like a dream! | |||
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" On the other hand, today is Candida Day. Or something similar." Oh! how lovely ![]() | |||
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"The realisation I’ve got to watch another terrible England performance on Saturday…" I spent the first match watching Lucy Charles-Barclay winning Ironman Nice, and the last one watching Nikki Bartlett come second at Ironman Les Sables. I honestly didn't even know there was football on until my sister-in-law posted on Facebook about Spain (she is Spanish). | |||
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that. On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, my realness. Back ache from being constipated, couldn't find my regular ear buds to sleep in as I can't sleep without them so put smaller ones in (they are basically blue tac like ones) and one got stuck in my ear so had to remove that. On the plus side I did manage a small shit before I weighed myself and 3lbs off this week, it could be more but I'll take that lol x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well the OP did say to keep it real lol | |||
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"Realness? I've had about three hours sleep. Currently sporting very dark circles, full frizz and yet another bruise because my body decided to KO in the bathroom in the early hours due to pain. So sexy I know. ![]() ![]() | |||
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