FabSwingers.com forum: Faked an orgasm

By *mber Skies OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Have you ? I have a couple of times to save the guys embarrassment

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

This was last night.... ^

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mber Skies OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

"This was last night.... ^"
in the past

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oo..Woman
14 weeks ago

Boo's World

Of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *angerouslemaisonsMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough

I have a few times only got caught out once though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

yep!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_elia DominaTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Have you ? I have a couple of times to save the guys embarrassment "

As a guy, yes I have faked it!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby

Yep, snuck a Frube in and squirted it all over her back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Yes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
14 weeks ago

your head

Yep!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *undayGirl 69Woman
14 weeks ago

Coalville

I don’t fake. I’ve had some amazing sex but not managed to cum n I’ve had mediocre sex but managed to finish. Generally though fellas I’ve met from here get me off first before they get close.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I've never had to. I'm very easily stimulated. The only time I haven't is when my head isn't there, and I'm not faking it for anyone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mber Skies OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Cardiff-ish

Glad I’m not the only one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uxom redCouple
14 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

All the time with my ex husband to get him off me .

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r PantyMan
14 weeks ago

Morpeth

Yes all the time. I always have a small tube of hair conditioner by my side because it looks just like spunk.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oiluvfunMan
14 weeks ago

Mauchline

A few times, yes. Quite easy with condoms to be fair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Yes all the time. I always have a small tube of hair conditioner by my side because it looks just like spunk."

Lacura hand soap from Aldi is a good match and could save you £££s in the long run.

To answer the question, yes once, but not with J.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uri00620Woman
14 weeks ago

Croydon

Frequently

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell

"All the time with my ex husband to get him off me ."

Seconded

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onkoMan
14 weeks ago

here and there

My palm can't fake it

I'd be heartbroken if it did

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oiluvfunMan
14 weeks ago

Mauchline

"My palm can't fake it

I'd be heartbroken if it did "

That’s the thing though; your hand always knows what you like

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ixitfelixgirlWoman
14 weeks ago

South Wales

Sometimes a little vocal encouragement can keep the good stuff coming so I don’t need to fake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"Have you ? I have a couple of times to save the guys embarrassment "

Only a very long time ago. Once Mr KC arrived on the scene, there was no need.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"Yep, snuck a Frube in and squirted it all over her back

Strawberry or apricot?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

I always keep pot of warm yoghut in my back pocket... nust in case

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

Never in my life. And if it doesn't happen it's not a big deal....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I try not to, but I keep a few sachets of mayo around, just In case.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkycumsluttWoman
14 weeks ago

St Neots

Pretty sure I faked 99% of my orgasms in my last relationship. Some dudes get so worked up if it doesn't happen. I never really care if I do or not. Not that I have to worry about that now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

I have in my younger days, I won't now, I don't cum every time and won't fake it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Yes all the time. I always have a small tube of hair conditioner by my side because it looks just like spunk.

Lacura hand soap from Aldi is a good match and could save you £££s in the long run.

To answer the question, yes once, but not with J.

Gaviscon mint flavour liquid is pretty good too. We were laughing about that only the other day wondering if they use it in porn.

Mr N said

"If our kids could hear us!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mily36CWoman
14 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Nop never faked ... who actually benefits if you do? Certainly not the next person either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

Yes. Quite a few years ago now.

I'm now at the point where I couldn't, my vagina would stay dry long before a fake orgasm would be needed. I'm quite easy to reach orgasm if I do really fancy someone. If I didn't fancy them? I wouldn't be bothering getting undressed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *haiababeWoman
14 weeks ago

North devon

Have sometimes been known to over exaggerate. But never full on faked.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

No, don't think I could.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ablo minibar123Woman
14 weeks ago

I'm sure most women have at some point, I definitely have just to speed things up a bit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I have actually done this.

She came, I kind of checked out of the connection and it just wasn't happening. I had full sweat on dripping it was taking that long to orgasm.

She asked if I came and my brain just seized the opportunity. Yeah totally

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Yep.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

Oh god yes.... pardon the pun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *undee2Man
14 weeks ago

Dundee

A lass I knew faked an orgasm once with me. It hurt, I thought better of her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Of course I have. Sometimes I've met people and they know I'm a gusher so they do everything they can to make me do it (doesn't happen every time) but that puts so much pressure on me to cum at all so I just fake it lol (I don't fake gushing btw lol)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ubikslongswordMan
14 weeks ago

East Grinstead

I'd would rather someone not fake one, because it makes people think they're a sex god when in fact they're not lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

Not faked since I was a teenager. But I guess I've also had better partners since then.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Have you ? I have a couple of times to save the guys embarrassment "

Are you asking for a friend?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

"I'd would rather someone not fake one, because it makes people think they're a sex god when in fact they're not lol"

Just for the record, I've never faked it with you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weetiepie99Woman
14 weeks ago

cardiff

No, I think I'd find it more embarrassing to try and fake one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

chichester

Yrs a few times

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

chichester

"Nop never faked ... who actually benefits if you do? Certainly not the next person either

The next person might actually be better at getting you to pop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Yes all the time. I always have a small tube of hair conditioner by my side because it looks just like spunk.

Lacura hand soap from Aldi is a good match and could save you £££s in the long run.

To answer the question, yes once, but not with J.

I am told that adult films use a solution of self raising flower and ionised water with a mixed ratio of 5 parts water to 1 part self raising flower which gives the correct viscosity and visual aesthetics.

It’s also reusable which gets a green tick from a sustainability point of view.

Think on ladies Mr Homepride has got you covered! Literally?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Robin Williams did a sketch about men faking orgasms!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entleman of FortuneMan
14 weeks ago

Hull

In my experience women bother about guys not cumming more than guys do women. I've had to fake it previously on occasion because I'm not there yet and she can't cum any more (that sounds like a boast but isn't)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Robin Williams did a sketch about men faking orgasms!"

any tips? I want to make the next woman I bang feel like a sex god.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
14 weeks ago

chichester

"In my experience women bother about guys not cumming more than guys do women. I've had to fake it previously on occasion because I'm not there yet and she can't cum any more (that sounds like a boast but isn't)"

Yeah I have told people I have cum and just quickly thrown the joebag away so they can’t look , if it’s just been going on or they pressuring about cumming

Or simply j just say as I am on hormones I don’t always cum visibly liquid. (Which does happen a third of the time anyway lol )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
14 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

I've done it once or twice when I was younger...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oydykeWoman
14 weeks ago

Southampton (they/them)

"Yes all the time. I always have a small tube of hair conditioner by my side because it looks just like spunk."

You can buy imitation spunk, I have a bottle of it in my drawer, it’s basically just white coloured lube (I think, haven’t actually used it yet because I cba to clean up)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ripfillMan
14 weeks ago

havant

Yes …. Confession time

Saying three Hail Mary’s …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread