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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.

So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……

What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses.

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental

Some chips

Some bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago

^im also d*unk and can’t type.

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By *parkle1974Woman
21 weeks ago

Leeds

Chip roll

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Its a chip buttie

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
21 weeks ago

Southampton


"^im also d*unk and can’t type. "

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By *mmaleiaWoman
21 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Its a chip buttie "

^this

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By *r John WickMan
21 weeks ago

The Continental


"^im also d*unk and can’t type. "

Really?

We hadn’t noticed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Its a chip buttie "

That’s on sliced Warburtons bread, yeah???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Chip roll "

Haha. … why is rolling?

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By *elronMan
21 weeks ago

Liverpool

Chip butty,chip barm or a docker buttie( half unsliced loaf eat the bread while your waiting in the q fill the loaf with chips pour in the gravy.That was a staple dinner when at school it would kill me now heart attack thinking about it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts

Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Chip butty,chip barm or a docker buttie( half unsliced loaf eat the bread while your waiting in the q fill the loaf with chips pour in the gravy.That was a staple dinner when at school it would kill me now heart attack thinking about it "

My mouth leaked as I have just salivated reading this….

Hit me up.

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By *elronMan
21 weeks ago

Liverpool

Have an ambulance on standby before you get one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries? "

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.

So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……

What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses.

"

It's a roll and chips. On a crisp mortons roll, preferably. Even better, a well fired mortons roll.

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By *elronMan
21 weeks ago

Liverpool

Chips

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By *obilebottomMan
21 weeks ago

All over

Not a regular thing for me but did have one from local chippy few weeks ago. It was enormous.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
21 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Chips in a roll

Innit

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By *elronMan
21 weeks ago

Liverpool

From the chippy

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"Its a chip buttie

That’s on sliced Warburtons bread, yeah??? "

*blocks. deletes. Moves on *

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!

"Can I have a chip cob please?"

"Chips and cod?"

"No, sorry. A chip cob"

"A chip what?"

They had no clue what I was on about

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
21 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Chip bap

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By *ost-girlWoman
21 weeks ago

lost in Edinburgh somewhere

If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.

If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol

Lx

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By *onnyJohnMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Its deffo a chip butty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"From the chippy "

Where else?

And why doesn’t McDonald’s do a chip butty meal?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
21 weeks ago

Bristol

Chip butties, white bread, lots of butter, thick cut chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Its deffo a chip butty "

It’s deffo not!!!!

If I asked for a chip butty in my mates house, he is simply not getting out a muffin and butterin it. He is getting out to slice pieces of bread. .

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered "

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Its a chip buttie

That’s on sliced Warburtons bread, yeah???

*blocks. deletes. Moves on *"

I knew we would fall out one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted? "

And organic

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I just call it a chip sandwich. As that's what it is.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"Its deffo a chip butty

It’s deffo not!!!!

If I asked for a chip butty in my mates house, he is simply not getting out a muffin and butterin it. He is getting out to slice pieces of bread. . "

Exactly!

It's a barm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
21 weeks ago

North West


"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!

"Can I have a chip cob please?"

"Chips and cod?"

"No, sorry. A chip cob"

"A chip what?"

They had no clue what I was on about "

Cob = stocky type of working horse.

To "have a cob on" = be angry or annoyed

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

And organic "

Ok that helps a lot

The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?

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By *ascaIMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!

"Can I have a chip cob please?"

"Chips and cod?"

"No, sorry. A chip cob"

"A chip what?"

They had no clue what I was on about "

You got off lightly. I’d have called the police.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

And organic

Ok that helps a lot

The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer? "

Now you are being picky…

…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.

If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol

Lx"

Is it the same in Glasgow?

I can’t remember what they called it in Glasgow, but it wasn’t a chip balm.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago


"I had this issue in Manchester after one of the group socials!

"Can I have a chip cob please?"

"Chips and cod?"

"No, sorry. A chip cob"

"A chip what?"

They had no clue what I was on about

You got off lightly. I’d have called the police. "

I finally asked for a chip butty because I thought that was universal enough and didn't want to lose IQ points saying the wrong word

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

And organic

Ok that helps a lot

The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?

Now you are being picky…

…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points.. "

Ok that helps.

So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?

A chip sandwich.

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By *d mirerMan
21 weeks ago

lost


"If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.

If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol

Lx"

That’s the way I know it

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By *till gameMan
21 weeks ago

two doors down


"I once asked for a chip barm in Scotland, and it took me several minutes to explain why I was asking for.

So because it’s his original thing, and I find it hilarious, if anyone calls it a batch……

What should Fab have it listed in the menu if we were catering for the masses.

It's a roll and chips. On a crisp mortons roll, preferably. Even better, a well fired mortons roll."

Agreed

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By *till gameMan
21 weeks ago

two doors down


"If it's on a roll - chip roll, obviously.

If it's on sliced bread - chip buttie lol

Lx

Is it the same in Glasgow?

I can’t remember what they called it in Glasgow, but it wasn’t a chip balm. "

It’s a roll and chips in Glasgow

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By *oo..Woman
21 weeks ago

Boo's World

Chip Buttie with lurpak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
21 weeks ago


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

And organic

Ok that helps a lot

The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?

Now you are being picky…

…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..

Ok that helps.

So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?

A chip sandwich.

"

Thats now sounds very posh. Would you like a side salad with that, with a vinaigrette?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts


"Qualifying question. Is the bread sourdough? Or artisan bread? What size chips? Standard? Fries?

Oh crap. Don’t hat all seriously catering on me.

……

Deep fried chips. Sone bread muffin bought in dozen from a bakery…… buttered

Ok that helps.

Is the butter slightly salted?

And organic

Ok that helps a lot

The bread muffin. Is it from the end or from the middle so the sides are softer?

Now you are being picky…

…it’s a corner one with just the two connection points..

Ok that helps.

So what do I call a bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?

A chip sandwich.

Thats now sounds very posh. Would you like a side salad with that, with a vinaigrette? "

Is it a leafy salad to compliment the heavy texture of the bakery bought bread muffin from the corner of a dozen oack, with two connection points, organic slightly salted butter, containing deep fried chips?

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