FabSwingers.com forum: Bj whilst driving?

By *addyKay OP Man
34 weeks ago

romford

I love when this happens especially when its unexpected!

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By *affron40Woman
34 weeks ago

manchester

Really?? I think it’s fucking dangerous and irresponsible.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
34 weeks ago

Reading

Please don't unless you are the only car on the road.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
34 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Not for other road users.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The concept might be hot in an abstract way.

But then the simple fact that I'd be considering my sexual satisfaction over the safety and lives of both myself and my partner as well as any other road users means it is never going to happen

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By *rafter69Man
34 weeks ago

upminster

I have had this done to me before but much better when i can open my legs. Cramped in a car is not the greatest although it is naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Couldn’t think of anything more petrifying

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Might as well have a pint as well.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
34 weeks ago

Wherever

Having lost a closest family member to a horrific car crash, I wish inconsiderate people like you never be allowed to drive.

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By *stwo2023Couple
34 weeks ago

Worcester

Must be shit blow jobs if you can still drive while getting one.

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

This is really not a great idea. While it may be an exciting concept, which I can understand, at the point of orgasm how the bloody hell are you supposed to remain in control of what is basically a 1 ton (minimum) hunk of lethal metal??

As a biker I've lost so many friends due to inattentive drivers....

Words fail me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Chichester

"Really?? I think it’s fucking dangerous and irresponsible. "

This

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By *tylebender03Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *tylebender03Man
34 weeks ago

Manchester

You should probably stop doing that..

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By *r PantyMan
34 weeks ago

Morpeth

Pretty dangerous if you ask me. I'm all for kink and naughtiness, but that is downright fucking dangerous not only to yourself but to other innocent road users and pedestrians

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

If you actually do this you need to be banned from driving.

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By *onnyJohnMan
34 weeks ago

Doncaster

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

As Chappell Roan said, ‘knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out, is it casual now?’

This isn’t relevant to the post I’ve just got Chappell stuck in my head

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By *an DeLyonMan
34 weeks ago

County Durham

"Really?? I think it’s fucking dangerous and irresponsible. "

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By *uenevereWoman
34 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"I love when this happens especially when its unexpected!"

It's bloody stupid, irresponsible and flippin dangerously

If you genuinely this this is acceptable, you really shouldn't be on the road behind the wheel of a vehicle.

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By *alandNitaCouple
34 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

If you crash, she will undoubtedly bite your cock off

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Awww bless the OP.

He probably thought he’d earn legend status from his activities.

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By *ary 121Man
34 weeks ago

East Bergholt

Oops. Let’s hope she went down better than this topic did

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

The fantasy is great.

The reality, I think other have covered that part already - cramped, awkward, down right fucking dangerous.

Park up and get down to it by all means, but whilst moving, it's irresponsible.

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By *an DeLyonMan
34 weeks ago

County Durham

"Oops. Let’s hope she went down better than this topic did"

Well exactly! OP, you've been dangerous and irresponsible.. what's done is done and luckily no accident yet so don't do it in the future. I sincerely hope you stop

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

Ignore all them OP

I'm with ya

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
34 weeks ago

Cardiff

If you had to slam on your brakes the other person would be straight out of the windscreen because we all know the other person wouldn’t be wearing there seatbelt

think with your head & not your dick

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"If you had to slam on your brakes the other person would be straight out of the windscreen because we all know the other person wouldn’t be wearing there seatbelt

think with your head & not your dick "

More likely under the steering wheel with a broken neck

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By *teve691000Man
34 weeks ago

West Midlands

I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun. "

No, never.

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By *artfordBlokeMan
34 weeks ago

Dartford

Watch the world according to garp for an amusing insight into just how bad an idea it is, even while not moving.

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By *ripfillMan
34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Not for other road users. "

100% agree -

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

"I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun. "

On a long stretch of open road, perfect

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By *itty9899Man
34 weeks ago

Craggy Island

I don't think it in the highway code. You would get done for lack of care attention. If in evolved in a head on collision and said giver would on impact bite off receiver dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The driver on the 6.05 to buchanan bus station certainly didn't expect it this morning when I whipped their trousers down lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun.

On a long stretch of open road, perfect

No, it really bloody isn't. Even on an "open stretch of road" you can't predict what's likely to happen. This is a terminally bad idea, massively immature and frankly beyond stupid. If you think it's acceptable under any circumstances, then you need to wake up, and you shouldn't be allowed to operate a vehicle.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
34 weeks ago

small town near Munich

Dont even find the idea sexy in the slightest. Irresponsible and stupid is what comes to mind

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
34 weeks ago

Now Kilmarnock

I feel this idea belongs somewhere between a dumb ways to die skit and a tom segura routine.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

"I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun.

On a long stretch of open road, perfect

Im a great driver though

so don't sweat it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...and as the souls floated up to heaven, they floated past some eagles, soaring in the sky.

"Ah, eagles!", said the souls.

The eagles, being polite, said nothing.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

The eagles, being eagles, said nothing. "

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By *asepaul71Man
34 weeks ago

Buxton

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/lucky-driver-escapes-having-penis-27141122

Have a read

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

I wonder.

Those thinking it’s great. Have you been involved in, or seen the real consequences of a serious road traffic collision?

I’m staggered that the idea is met with approval and encouragement from some.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"...and as the souls floated up to heaven, they floated past some eagles, soaring in the sky.

"Ah, eagles!", said the souls.

The eagles, being polite, said nothing. "

I'd hope they were playing an accoustic version of Hotel California

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By *allipygousMan
34 weeks ago

Leicester

"I love when this happens especially when its unexpected!"

1983/4, birthday present, M69, 100 mph, early hours of morning. When left motorway stopped off in a field to have full sex. Not sure if the watching horse understood what was going on.

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

These are the only statistics I could find.

Deaths on the road in America 2022

Offence Male Female

Drink 14,062 5,489

Speeding 32,195 14,129

Sex 30,669 11,737

According to the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety (IIHS)

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

"I love when this happens especially when its unexpected!

1983/4, birthday present, M69, 100 mph, early hours of morning. When left motorway stopped off in a field to have full sex. Not sure if the watching horse understood what was going on."

A very memorable bday it seems

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"I agree with all the dangers. But honestly how many of you have tried this at least once. I no I have and yes it was bloody dangerous, but also great fun.

On a long stretch of open road, perfect

Im a great driver though

so don't sweat it

Until you're not

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The number of dashcams and police cars about these days it's ahem a hard no from me. Last thing most of us want is to be splashed across the local newspaper websites.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

East Sussex

People do daft things.

Sometimes they get away with it, sometimes they don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I think it's dangerous, getting a blowjob in car while driving won't stand up in court. Pun intended

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By *addyKay OP Man
34 weeks ago

romford

lol what a bunch of boring sods ?? concentrating on all the negatives, weird place fab!

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By *llaboutthe7sCouple
34 weeks ago

halifax

Its happened before.. car slammed into a house on a bend, killed both outright.. she had bitten through with the force of the impact..

Would you want to be the emergency services person to attend that?

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

I wouldnt call death and manslaughter boring. Slightly important.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"lol what a bunch of boring sods ?? concentrating on all the negatives, weird place fab!"

Seriously? How irresponsible can you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"lol what a bunch of boring sods ?? concentrating on all the negatives, weird place fab!"

Or a bunch of people that aren't stupid enough to do something that can cause accidents or put anyone else in danger. Muppet

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By *addyKay OP Man
34 weeks ago

romford

lol your life is already in danger go for a walk

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By *p4Fun7070Man
34 weeks ago

Leven

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By *ffervescentMan
34 weeks ago

winfrith

I had a driver pull me over once because girlfriend was giving me a blowjob in car I never even saw him ......concentrate it's so easy to be distracted

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

Getting road head right now and typing. No probs. Easy peasy

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

"Getting road head right now and typing. No probs. Easy peasy

Yeah, course you are. So am I and I'm juggling at the same time. It's easy to write anything.

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By *orders-cplCouple
34 weeks ago

middx cpl

kind of stupid thing a did as a youngster that god we grown up now xx

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By *p4Fun7070Man
34 weeks ago

Leven

This reminds me of the movie, Father of the Bride where Steve Martin's wife decides to give him a surprise blowjob while they're driving along the highway. Although it's a very funny scene in the movie, these kind of actions can come with serious consequences.

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By *rispyDuckMan
34 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I this it’s dangerous, reckless & unacceptable behaviour!

I get we all have kinks some more risky than others, but when you put innocent people in danger to fulfil a kink that’s just crossing the line.

Bj in parked car ‘yes’ Bj driving ‘Big No No’

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By *rispyDuckMan
34 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"lol what a bunch of boring sods ?? concentrating on all the negatives, weird place fab!

Or a bunch of people that aren't stupid enough to do something that can cause accidents or put anyone else in danger. Muppet"

This

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

"lol what a bunch of boring sods ?? concentrating on all the negatives, weird place fab!"

Having tried to save the life of a young man who’d crashed his car driving like an idiot, and failing. Watching the scared look on his face as he faded…….i think I’ll carry on being boring.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Getting road head right now and typing. No probs. Easy peasy

Ohhh you agent provocateur, you. Titter titter...

Tit.

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By *addyKay OP Man
34 weeks ago

romford

Nobody spoke about people dying but you it’s interesting how many people focus on the negatives and the what ifs

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By *cotsguyyMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

The what ifs are about lives. It's worth keeping that in mind. You can kill people.

Safe to assume you drink drive then with your regard for others safety.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"lol your life is already in danger go for a walk "

I can't

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The skill involved, to ride the crest of the wave between arousal and allowing them to maintain concentration. To be able to feel that feedback loop without getting drawn in and carried away.

Then to be able to gauge the orgasm that's coming and be able to control it's release so as they can just keep enough focus on the road.

I'll go out on a limb and say my wife had some serious s-tier oral skills. I am pretty sure I will go to my grave in the full belief that she gave the best bj in the history of humanity. That self-satisfied mischievous, topping from the bottom giggle she used to give at the end still echoes in my mind. I'd have put my life in those hands any time.

I agree don't try this at home kids it's definitely not for amateurs. Leave it to the professionals.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

OP use the reply+quote if your answering specific posts

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By *ealitybitesMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast

Some people shouldn't be allowed to operate mobile phones never mind cars.

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By *od ThrusterMan
34 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

Many years ago (30+) I had a girlfriend unzip me and start as I was driving her home. The first few seconds of "this is great" soon turned to "actually not so much" as 1. Controlling the car was bloody difficult and 2. The concentration levels meant the BJ was not being enjoyed either.

I very quickly pulled over so she could finish her work then set off again. It's not something I would ever countenance after this experience.

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By *mf123Man
34 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I love it when i sneeze while driving the jeopardy of whether i hit a post the car in front a person or dodge a bullet is exciting

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By *icolerobbieCouple
34 weeks ago

walsall

"This reminds me of the movie, Father of the Bride where Steve Martin's wife decides to give him a surprise blowjob while they're driving along the highway. Although it's a very funny scene in the movie, these kind of actions can come with serious consequences.

Too right, it’s dangerous. You could end up with spunk all over the windscreen and then you wouldn’t be able to see where you are going.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
34 weeks ago

St Neots

"Getting road head right now and typing. No probs. Easy peasy

Ohhh you agent provocateur, you. Titter titter...

Tit."

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Easy in a auto. Bit more difficult when trying to change gear..

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By *p4Fun7070Man
34 weeks ago

Leven

Too right, it’s dangerous. You could end up with spunk all over the windscreen and then you wouldn’t be able to see where you are going."

I just had to pull over on the hard shoulder of the motorway as I laughed a bit too much while reading this at 70mph and spat my coffee all over the windscreen!!!

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By *heel markMan
34 weeks ago

beside the sea

"Easy in a auto. Bit more difficult when trying to change gear.."

You use cruise control, then you can move your legs to a comfortable position

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Please don't unless you are the only car on the road."

Never on the m60 then!!!

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By *iker JackMan
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Some things are better left to imagination than reality

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By *hocolate37Man
34 weeks ago

Heathrow

The 2024 Darwin Award entries coming in thick and fast...

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I think we need a no bj sign in the highway code. Get it up there on the smart motorways in lights.

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I love it when i sneeze while driving the jeopardy of whether i hit a post the car in front a person or dodge a bullet is exciting"

I did the sneeze once, ran into the car in front, and wrote mine off. I'm glad I didn't have to explain any cum

stains on my insurance claim.

Seriously, only a moron, nay an absolute fucking moron would think this was ok.

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Up Your Frock!

Sounds fun in dreamland - but in dreamland no one dies because you blew your load or weren’t concentrating… Im an immature arsehole and even I think it’s a bad idea.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
34 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey

Had this done before. Probably wouldn’t have it done again. Enjoyed it at the time but hard to relax and with hindsight it’s definitely dangerous.

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By *ragonbaitCouple
34 weeks ago

Reading and Aberdare

How do you give your passenger a bj when you are driving? Surely you need to keep your eyes on the road?

Very dangerous behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I love when this happens especially when its unexpected!"

Are you the giver OP?

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By *-and-mCouple
34 weeks ago

Carlisle

My ex gf loved unzipping my fly when I was driving and giving me a wank, she would do it quite often, especially when we hadn’t seen each other for a while and she couldn’t wait to get her hands on my cock. Don’t recall her giving me a bj, she normally did that on the train, in the toliets, our preferred form of transport ??

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"My ex gf loved unzipping my fly when I was driving and giving me a wank, she would do it quite often, especially when we hadn’t seen each other for a while and she couldn’t wait to get her hands on my cock. Don’t recall her giving me a bj, she normally did that on the train, in the toliets, our preferred form of transport ?? "

Did you get off at Edge Hill?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
34 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Been there, done that, nearly crashed the car

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By *odders88Man
34 weeks ago

Northampton

I’d just happily be up for a BJ full stop!!

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