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By (user no longer on site) OP
21 weeks ago

What's the best,worst and probably most used chat up line someone has used when messaging you on here

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Someone once asked if they can watch me poo then wipe me after (I declined for the public record)

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The best start a tingling

The worst make my eyes roll

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By *herry delightWoman
21 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Best

Hey there ya sexy ass’d bbw cum slut.

Worse

Can I ask you a question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
21 weeks ago

"Someone once asked if they can watch me poo then wipe me after (I declined for the public record)"
lol I don't blame you

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Opening message from a random guy - Would I wax or shave his bum crack because he was rubbish at it, and afterwards would, I peg him if he supplied the strap on)

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

When I had a couples profile a guy messaged asking if we could pick him up cos his mum was busy, this was a first message and had no previous contact with him before so I dunno where he got the idea we were interested in the first place

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By *tylebender03Man
21 weeks ago

Manchester

When it comes to sex I’m similar to the thriller in Manila, Justin the condom filler

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By *cotsguyyMan
21 weeks ago

Belfast

"Mwwt"

Unsolicited message from a guy despite having straight on my profile. Chancing his arm, no hi's or hello's, wanting a random fuck, one word and misspelt at that. Not even a bloody question mark.

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Glasgow

"What's the best,worst and probably most used chat up line someone has used when messaging you on here "

You’re the only woman on here with class - you can’t hide it

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The usual messages I get start with “ hey, I know your profile states that you’re straight”

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By *naswingdressWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The usual messages I get start with “ hey, I know your profile states that you’re straight”

Yeah, any variation of "I know you say you don't do X but..."

There are other things which are more sensational in a bad way, but "I know, but" is basically saying "I'm aware you have preferences, I'm going to ignore them, and you're going to be ok with that." Absolutely not.

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By *issmorganWoman
21 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Worst usually start with, I've read your profile and usually they haven't.

The best I think, was about favourite cheeses.

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By *ingerTwistWoman
21 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I absolutely can't stand "can I ask you a question". It's the chatting equivalent of click bait. I respond with no and block. Really rips my knitting.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
21 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

The best is definitely oooffftt

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By *omptationMan
21 weeks ago

liverpool

Just this week got a "I know you're straight, but..."

They were offering to PAY ME £30 if they could suck me until i came in their mouth... they would be under a blanket so I couldn't see them and would make feminine moans... oh and there would be straight porn on the TV for me to watch too

I mean talk about throwing in everything but the kitchen sink, but I declined them politely

They then called me a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

"What's the best,worst and probably most used chat up line someone has used when messaging you on here "

Never had one to be honest….but I did use the line when I was in Portsmouth years ago;

Do you have any Welsh in you?!

Do you want some?!

Do you have any Welsh in you?

Yes

Do you want some more?!

Never once worked

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