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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
34 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Wrong size fridge. Get a smaller one that you can't fit in.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

But Indiana Jones made it look so cool

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By *ake_or_deathMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester

Spelling.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ? "

No, it's an Australian fridge. That'll teach you to buy British!

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By *ackformore100Man
34 weeks ago

Tin town


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ? "

Don't keep olives in your fridge

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

dont buy olives ! sorted

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

It's a cruel world when you can't get the right bread.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife

Hope this works, saves doing multiple messages in response.


"Spelling."

It was deliberate


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

Don't keep olives in your fridge "

I don't, just to add to the mystery.


"dont buy olives ! sorted "

But they taste so good.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ? "

perhaps make a “club” sandwich.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

perhaps make a “club” sandwich. "

Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.

Toasted or untoasted ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

perhaps make a “club” sandwich.

Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.

Toasted or untoasted ?"

Has to be toasted

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

perhaps make a “club” sandwich.

Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.

Toasted or untoasted ?

Has to be toasted"

Agreed, but the bread toasted not getting whole sandwich!!

Being a big fan I've ordered a good few and experiences a few disasters. One place asked if I wanted it toasted when I replied in the affirmative I was confused as I watched them proceed to make the sandwich on bread then absolutely horrified when they put the whole thing in a toasty maker??! The lettuce !! The mayo!! The middle layer of bread still bread!!

Here's a new one I've been experiencing....Would you like pineapple in that ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

perhaps make a “club” sandwich.

Mmmmmm, my favourite sarny.

Toasted or untoasted ?

Has to be toasted

Agreed, but the bread toasted not getting whole sandwich!!

Being a big fan I've ordered a good few and experiences a few disasters. One place asked if I wanted it toasted when I replied in the affirmative I was confused as I watched them proceed to make the sandwich on bread then absolutely horrified when they put the whole thing in a toasty maker??! The lettuce !! The mayo!! The middle layer of bread still bread!!

Here's a new one I've been experiencing....Would you like pineapple in that ? "

Oh dear lord!!!

I’m a fan of pineapple ….

Not in a club sandwich though.

Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss

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By *ripfillMan
34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I make my own - can go wrong however

Love olives now used to spit them out when I was a kid

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


" Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss "

Tell me more. Any sauces ?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex


" Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss

Tell me more. Any sauces ? "

No sauces …. Although a salsa dip could work

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

East Sussex

You very obviously chose the wreng bread.

In future choose the reght bread

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
34 weeks ago

Hell


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ? "

This is not what I expected when I opened the thread

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


" Try a cheese, ham & pineaple toastie though. Bliss

Tell me more. Any sauces ?

No sauces …. Although a salsa dip could work"

Mmmm, I love dipping a good toasty, especially in a tasty soup.


"You very obviously chose the wreng bread.

In future choose the reght bread "

I obviously don't know my reght from my loft. No!!! Reght from my wre/i/ang.


" I went to make a sandwich and now I'm upside down in the fridge with an olive in my nose.

Did I choose the wrong bread ?

This is not what I expected when I opened the thread "

Success!!!

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By *tsMattyHMan
34 weeks ago

Inverurie

Did the OP end up with a sprout up his arse too?

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


"Did the OP end up with a sprout up his arse too?"

Thanks, was wondering what was different. Just couldn't get comfy and enjoy my tea. Sorted now.

Hate to waste food though, luckily it's a sprout....in the bin.

Also....it had been up my arse.

(I actually like sprouts)

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Spelling, for one thing.

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By *cotsguyy OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Belfast and Fife


"Spelling, for one thing. "

Why? What's wreng?

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