FabSwingers.com forum: Men - Are we crap at sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

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By *ucka39Man
22 weeks ago

Newcastle

I receive compliments

She said I enjoyed that very much

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Oh. You've finished?"

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By *d mirerMan
22 weeks ago

lost

I always seem relatively pleased

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By *he KakapoMan
22 weeks ago

A nice rock

Who cares... I enjoyed it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

#notallmen

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

The Mr is pretty good

can't speak for the rest of you though

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Can't remember any compliments particularly. It's been so long now I'll probably be crap at it!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts

I’m pretty numb from the eyebrows down so as long as no wine is spilt it’s amazing. Best ever. Etc.

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By *d4fun73Man
22 weeks ago

Shipley

Never had any complaints!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Honestly most are

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

Most are yes

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By *ot to giggleWoman
22 weeks ago

Coventry

what's this strange concept! not only do it but be good at it too!!!! oh god! maybe i need lots more practice

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By *ondiego85Man
22 weeks ago

nottingham

"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

Maybe you’re not good at flirting, rather than good at sex

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

“Is it supposed to fizz at the tip like that?”

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By *layfullsamMan
22 weeks ago

Solihull

Laughing, grabbing a toy to finish the job, shaking their head in disbelief, showing you the stop watch

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By *elshy44Man
22 weeks ago

rct

Never had any complaints, but had a few compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

You didn’t let her cum first of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

For every guy that's received compliments, little tip for you.

Women lie.

A lot.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester

I am. If there was a Fab spin-off site called CrapSwingers I'd sign up there instead.

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By *heekymattMan
22 weeks ago

Walsall

Had quite a few moans....

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."

haha.

I’m kidding. But you are right. But I do guess some women in the past wasn’t bowled over, they don’t call again.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
22 weeks ago

Hell

The ones that listen to what women want are amazing

Unfortunately some are selfish

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
22 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Maybe it’s everyone else who's crap, they just don’t want to bother all you sex gods!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."

RideAdvisor reviews?

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

RideAdvisor reviews?

Great idea

2/10 didn't understand clit isn't between lip left thigh.

Did the A,B,C's with tounge, wouldn't return.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

RideAdvisor reviews?

Great idea

2/10 didn't understand clit isn't between lip left thigh.

Did the A,B,C's with tounge, wouldn't return.

1 star. Would give no stars if possible. He didn't deliver at all

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Could try harder. Stay behind after class fir more practice!

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By *burns7Man
22 weeks ago

walsall

Sometimes, if you find someone regular who has the same interests and kinks as you, it’s helps you in the bedroom

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Stockport

Yes. Next question?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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22 weeks ago

East Sussex

If they climb in bed with a novel, a notepad to make a shopping list and say "pull my nightie down when you're finished".

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
22 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

I must be brilliant... everytime I walk in the house my wife always says "f**king great"

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

To be fair, I've never had any complaints, but I have been a half hearted lover when I was younger. Sex was ten a penny back then. You learn to appreciate the moment as you age

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By *m1203Couple
22 weeks ago

chelmsford

"I am. If there was a Fab spin-off site called CrapSwingers I'd sign up there instead. "

We’re in, sounds fun

x x

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By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."

I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself

I would prefer honesty.

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By *oodgirl6969!Woman
22 weeks ago

Lichfield

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop."
Funny

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By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself

I would prefer honesty.

Well we are all supposed to be adults!

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself

I would prefer honesty.

Well we are all supposed to be adults!"

How do you improve without Frank conversation?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
22 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When she keeps delaying intercourse, gotta put some foreplay time In, before his dick goes in and he looses himself to his orgasm.

Waking to her furiously wanking away is another one

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By *agnar73Man
22 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I love the "never had any complaints" no one at the end is going to say, yeah thanks for the shit shag, now off you pop.

I would, in fact it wouldn't even get too the end. I'd be like "oh you pop, I'll finish it myself

I would prefer honesty.

Well we are all supposed to be adults!

How do you improve without Frank conversation?

I don’t want Frank talking to me whilst I’m concentrating.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
22 weeks ago

Reading

It's all in the repeats. If they keep coming back you are doing it right.

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By *tylebender03Man
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Told to leave after Ive finished

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By *ickthehallsMan
22 weeks ago

Peterborough

I have a mainly female friend base and I’d say it’s more common that men are shit in bed than good

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

There are certainly a few that think they are amazing, but in reality it was shit! But I'm very polite, so said that was great but never met them again!

Obviously it's the same for us.. I hope I'm not regarded as shit with guys being polite to my face!

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By *ust another WonkoMan
22 weeks ago

here and there

I certainly am

I don't know about the rest of you

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By *aidForSharingWoman
22 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Honestly most are "

One hundred per cent agree.

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By *irty_little_blondeWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Some are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends."

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
22 weeks ago

Wales

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

Bi women, bi women everywhere, we call at our friend's on the way home

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm not much of a man, by the light of day,

But by night I'm one Hell of a loverrrrr...

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By *enelope2UWoman
22 weeks ago

Fife

When you think sex begins at intercourse..

possibly does for paid types like hoo kers, es co rts or the inexperienced or overused...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"I'm not much of a man, by the light of day,

But by night I'm one Hell of a loverrrrr..."

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By *igt1234Man
22 weeks ago

welwyn garden city

100% if you getting it done properly you won't need tell how good you are her body will tell you if you got the job done properly just my personal appinon

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?! "

Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others.

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

It's ok, Woody, it happens to the best of us.

It's called getting on a bit

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?! "

Have you never had a 'friend' seemingly fascinated by how enjoyable a sexual experience was for you and then had that - hang on a minute are they conducting research here - feeling?

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By *elboy1978Man
22 weeks ago

Fellgate

When I have some sex I will let you know

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
22 weeks ago

Chislehurst

Never had a complaint, what would make one crap at sex and additionally what makes a lass good at sex?

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By *herry delightWoman
22 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!

Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others."

If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?

If so, sign me up.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!

Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others.

If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?

If so, sign me up.

It happens, I’ve been pimped out by single ladies, recommended by couples to their friends and received party invites because of the Fab VeriStar Assure System (Platinum Fab Membership Only)

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By *mily36CWoman
22 weeks ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

See other thread about women faking orgasms ... potentially there have been 'mis-messages' about how good in bed a guy is which doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

Fab referrals!!! Great idea.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.

Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???

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By *mily36CWoman
22 weeks ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends."

...referred, or 'palmed-off'

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
22 weeks ago

Hull

"I think a good indication you are crap in bed is that they never ask you to comeback again or you never get referred to their fab friends.

Do people get referred? Recommended? I'm missing out - is there a menu?!

Referred might be a strange word - what I meant was people talk and if they have enjoyed a night then they will probably mention it to others.

If they mention it to others, is there a star rating system and then do you get passed around like a chattel?

If so, sign me up.

Yeah women of fab talk and they most definitely rate you, so do a good job and you get referrals. I've been swinging again about 3 weeks proper and from 2 messages I've had 9 meets from 5 women and 1 couple.

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By *aseylee324Couple
22 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

So glad I'm a woman and all I have to do is lie there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.

Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???

They’re reviews. I mean referrals.

- Hey girlfriend!!! I was just with Woody because I thought I’d give that old weirdo a chance, and OMG! You don’t get chance to Hawk Tuay… and my legs are still shaking from last night, and lost count of the orgasms I had. I think you’d like him as you said you like real manly men who say please and thank you.

^that type of thing

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I remember a conversation with my dearly departed. In which we were talking about friends we found mutually attractive. And another female friend had told us that my mate can't orgasm unless the sex is missionary. That was kind of a referral, when I told her she said - I can make any guy come from oral.

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By *host63Man
22 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Honestly most are "

Have you considered that if you think that the problem isn't them it's probably you?

No judging just poining out it takes two to Tango.

A dance is only based good if you both put in effort.

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By *host63Man
22 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"For every guy that's received compliments, little tip for you.

Women lie.

A lot.

Yep which is why I always take a woman's word with a very large pinch of salt.

Thank you for confirming it for me

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By *host63Man
22 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

"The ones that listen to what women want are amazing

Unfortunately some are selfish"

So are a lot of women. Two sides to every coin

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By *lint-EverhardMan
22 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Generally a dude can please a woman with natural charm and smooches etc. a lot of women can't climax when penetrated so there's that great big elephant in the bedroom. You'll just have to build a sexual reportoir and see what works for what woman when. Throw five off the wrist on her back of you're not satisfied. It's a sexual journey not a destination. Also my record is 16 orgasm's I gave an ex one night. They love it when they can't walk because her legs are shaking too much and she might piss herself if she gets anymore relaxed. It's funny to watch.

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

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By *ellhungvweMan
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.

Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???

They’re reviews. I mean referrals.

^that type of thing

You are getting the hang of this referral thing now Woody

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Nowhere

Shag Todger… he’s better than nothing!!

Think I’ve cracked this referral / promotion thing!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.

I don't think so.

As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Nowhere

"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.

I don't think so.

As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed

Id risk the splinters!!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

"Fab referrals!!! Great idea.

Wait, you mean that's not what veris are for???

They’re reviews. I mean referrals.

^that type of thing

great review faf ?

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By *annybrowneyesMan
22 weeks ago

Paddock Wood

I make up for it with a cheese toasties afterwards and all previous indiscretions are forgotten

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

When most of your sex is with men from sex/dating sites, I'm going to hazard a guess most of them are only looking for someone to bust their load in, so probably won't want to impress anyone too much.

Using my vast experience having sex with all manner of men, some are amazing, some good, some ok, some not so good, and some disappointing.

We aren't all compatible in bed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.

I don't think so.

As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed

Id risk the splinters!!

Am I allowed to look you in the eyes as I suck your penis?

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By *rettCoolMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline

To be honest am out of practice .. I was a good lover when it was a regular thing ..

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By *itty9899Man
22 weeks ago

Craggy Island

I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face.

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Nowhere

"It takes two to be crap at sex, the other person has a roll to play. If they don't engage as well the sex is going to be crap.

I don't think so.

As much as I tried to make sex more interesting and satisfying for myself, with my ex, it wasn't happening. Then he called me a plank in bed

Id risk the splinters!!

Am I allowed to look you in the eyes as I suck your penis?"

Only on Wednesdays!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face. "

The last lady I was with left laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face. "

I smile when I'm escaping as well.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face.

I smile when I'm escaping as well."

I didn’t think you left a living witness

Yep we are all crap especially me, just call me Captain Damp Pants you don’t even get one pump before I am done

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
22 weeks ago

Find me..

I only get compliments and thank yous after the 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... (And so on) orgasm's. Can shag like a rabbit x

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By *erfHerder74Man
22 weeks ago

Greenock

It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.

The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
22 weeks ago

Chislehurst

"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.

The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "

Some of the best sex I’ve had was random in Ibiza Lool

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
22 weeks ago

Find me..

"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.

The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "

True

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By *ubmissive Cuckold CoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Us cucks are crap at sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
22 weeks ago

"It’s not about being crap at sex, it’s about not building a connection or regular sex with same man or woman.

The intimacy is what makes sex enjoyable, random sex can mostly feel cold and once they’ve used you it’s into the next person "

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By *layfullsamMan
21 weeks ago

Solihull

I think I was pretty good at this sex thing, always seemed to cum first anyway

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By *ib.Man
21 weeks ago

Hampshire

I'm definitely out of practice

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By *uper SaiyanMan
21 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Because I can’t remember the last time someone asked me to jump in bed with them.

What are the other signs that could tell you that you’re not very good at this sexual intercourse game?

"Aww it's okay" if you hear this you need practice

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

We are men, we are crap at everything. Except parallel parking.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
21 weeks ago

preston

Practice makes perfect

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
21 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I enjoy what my Mr does to the point that I dint receive it from any other guy... Don't need it

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Herts

I’m so crap at sex I thought about getting arrested just cos guys in prison are less fussy

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By *itty9899Man
21 weeks ago

Craggy Island

"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face.

I smile when I'm escaping as well."

That down to your choice of man.

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By *itty9899Man
21 weeks ago

Craggy Island

"I have no complaints and the lady always left with a smile on her face.

The last lady I was with left laughing.

At least shall remember you one way or another.

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By *ash0000Man
21 weeks ago

Southwest

"Us cucks are crap at sex"

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