FabSwingers.com forum: Bbc

By *IXXV OP Man
12 weeks ago

Birmingham

Alright, here goes:

You know, it's amazing how often I'm called a BBC. It happens so frequently that I'm starting to wonder if I should just start broadcasting news updates or wear a Union Jack! Let me clear this up once and for all: I am not a British Broadcasting Corporation. I don't have breaking news, I don't host a morning show, and I certainly don't have any royal gossip to share.

It's almost like people expect me to start every conversation with, "Good evening, and welcome to the 6 o'clock news." I'm half tempted to carry around a microphone and start interviewing people on the street just to live up to the hype.

Seriously though, it's time to stop the confusion. I don't have a television license, and the closest I've come to being a British institution is my love for tea. So unless you're tuning in for my latest thoughts on crumpets, let's drop the BBC thing, shall we?