FabSwingers.com forum: What do you buy a guy for his bday?

By *egDaySkipper OP Man
6 days ago

Liverpool

So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

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By *igR93Man
6 days ago

Sarcasm City

A holiday to Thailand

Or a happy ending massage parlour

Whichever is cheaper.

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By *B69Woman
6 days ago

south west

Fab subscription for a year

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By *avexxMan
6 days ago

cheshire

blackpool for a full week

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By *em subMan
6 days ago

Spalding

Sheep skin bellybutton warmer !

Bet you ain't got one

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By *kphooeyMan
6 days ago

Finchley

Butlins Skegness.

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By *hunky GentMan
6 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A Lamborghini???

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
6 days ago

Chichester

"So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

Something that builds a memory of you and your sister together. Like a skydiving jump etc something unique perhaps where you get to spend time together doing something for day with silly photo or two at end

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
6 days ago

little house on the praire

Cuff links

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By *lue RascalMan
6 days ago

Cheshire

Get your arses to Zip World.

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By *r John WickMan
6 days ago

The Continental

A new wank sock.

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By *avexxMan
6 days ago

cheshire

a nice cravat and smoking jacket

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By *heBelladonnaWoman
5 days ago

Somewhere Out There In The World

For someone like you who has everything they need, I’d buy an experience type of present. Something that allow them to create a memorable experience doing something with or without me.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
5 days ago

BRIDPORT

"So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

Yeah, tell her you neither need or want anything and to BACK OFF.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 days ago

Central

Get experiences that mean something for you

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By *elvet RopeMan
5 days ago

by the big field

Whats the budget?

As you seem to live fairly near the coast/beach, being in Scouseville, if you really want something a little different that might just surprise you in the fun stakes, ask for a Peter Lynn power kite.

On the occasions i do get to escape from the middle of the country, little is more fun or just clears away the shite of life than hooning round on a windy beach, being dragged through the sand by a giant sky sock...trust me, its a fucking hoot! (even better if you get yourself a board or buggy once you learn to fly properly) ??

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By *inderellamanMan
5 days ago

west london

"So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

An esc0rt? Lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
5 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

Tell her to get you a fleshlight, and she'll never make a fuss about your birthday again.

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By *agnar73Man
5 days ago

Glasgow

"So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

Ask her to gift you one of her friends.

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By *uperted39Man
5 days ago

bushey

"So my 30th is coming up and I don't need or want anything but my sister is making a big deal out of it.

Any ideas

Ask her to gift you one of her friends."

Salute you for this

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By *ripfillMan
5 days ago

havant

A flight in a spitfire ( see Goodwood)

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By *oody BMan
5 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

A stripper pole dance

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
5 days ago

edinburgh

Tell her to book a couples massage

Where your both on separate beds in the same room

You get a lady masseur she gets a male masseur

Sorted

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By *enriette and SamCouple
5 days ago

The Magic whip

Pyjamas.

Really luxurious comfy pure cotton ones.

I had some for Christmas and they are the best thing I’ve ever received.

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By *oodmessMan
5 days ago

yumsville

Go outdoors are doing paddling pools for £29.. probably the best £29 she'll spend on herself.

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By *a LunaWoman
5 days ago

Wales

Tell her to pop the money in a savings account and you’ll treat yourself with what you want when YOU want to.

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By *ackooMan
5 days ago

Dublin

Funny answer - woman of the night

Realistic answer - can never go wrong with a good aftershave, a nice jumper (no high street designer shit), or else cash in a card

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
5 days ago

somewhere

Buying anything D&D related is my go to for Rubik or Rubik cubes (he currently has a 9 sided one on the go lol).

I bought him a beer and cheese pairing afternoon for his birthday last year, that was pretty fun to do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 days ago

East London

What are you into?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 days ago

S. Herts

A lifetime supply of laxatives. No one will ever accuse you of being full of shit then.

A bungalow trampoline. Doubles as a door mat.

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By *osey WalesMan
5 days ago

Surrey

Gig tickets or a day out to "somewhere" tickets.

An experience that you will always remember.

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By *r99mr99Man
5 days ago

Ealing

A massage or spa day with a couple of treatments

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 days ago

S. Herts

Jokes aside another vote for an experience day rather than a gift.

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By *lue RascalMan
5 days ago

Cheshire

Some afternoon tea at Betty’s

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By *r99mr99Man
5 days ago

Ealing

You can get subscriptions delivered to you, For whatever you like.

Cheese, hot sauces, they even do different Toasties. Maybe tell her you want a subscription and let her get creative then you'll be surprised

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By *ackooMan
5 days ago

Dublin

"Jokes aside another vote for an experience day rather than a gift. "

Agree to this, sentimental memories out way materialistic stuff

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
5 days ago

Bromley

A spacehopper

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By *ad NannaWoman
5 days ago

East London

A photo-shoot with her and any other siblings.

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By *2000ManMan
5 days ago

Worthing

Family meal.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
3 days ago

Liverpool

The activity thing is a great idea. Thing is we are going up Ben Nevis on my birthday and then going for a dinner later and she's also coming for a bouldering session with me in Edinburgh.

I really would hate for her to spend anymore money, like hanging out with her is enough for me but she's still hellbound on getting something.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
3 days ago

Liverpool

"A photo-shoot with her and any other siblings."

I think we would have to facetime my other siblings for that, she lives in Australia but that's actually a great idea. I have a picture of the 3 of us on my desk from years ago so this is actually a great idea for Xmas when she comes to visit

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
3 days ago

Liverpool

"Pyjamas.

Really luxurious comfy pure cotton ones.

I had some for Christmas and they are the best thing I’ve ever received."

This might actually be a good shout. I use my pyjama shorts as my lounge wear. I absolutely love them!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
3 days ago

Ayrshire

Skydive!!!

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By *ark n kimCouple
2 days ago

durham

Breitling watch.he had wanted one for years.but couldn't justify the price.so got him one for his birthday a couple of years ago.

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