FabSwingers.com forum: Swap Shop

By *odgerMoore OP Man
28 weeks ago

Nowhere

Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!

I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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28 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have a near empty bottle of factor 50 sunscreen.

I'd love a couple of bottles of vape liquid as twat that I am I didn't bring enough out with me.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
28 weeks ago

Find me..

I have a beautiful Huawei watch band in pink and gold, it has great features of tracking your exercise, monitoring your sleep, heart rate, stress and spo2 levels. Works flawlessly via the app. 1 hour charge lasts 14 days... I want to offer it to someone who would appreciate my gift along with letting me get slightly naughty with them x

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By *urry BlokeMan
28 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!

I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone?

I need one of those bags

If you throw in the petrol to Carlisle, you have a deal

I'll even shave my tits for you

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By *ozzybear1981Man
28 weeks ago

preston

"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week. "

Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket

I’ll bring the massage oil

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By *he love catsCouple
28 weeks ago

South Wales

I've got lots of ice cubes in fact I can make some more if need be and I want a nice car in return.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
28 weeks ago

preston

A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
28 weeks ago

Nowhere

Some absolutely irresistible bargains here today!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
28 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Post your unwanted items here and what you’re looking for - let’s see if we can get matched. If you see something on offer you like - offer a swap!!

I have an M&S Insulated bag for life - and i’m looking for a blowjob… finished on your tits… ?? Anyone?

I need one of those bags

If you throw in the petrol to Carlisle, you have a deal

I'll even shave my tits for you

Is that you Wendy??

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By *agatoXXXMan
28 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
28 weeks ago

preston

"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker."

I’ll let you sniff before you buy

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

Oldham

"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.

I’ll let you sniff before you buy

Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ?

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By *ozzybear1981Man
28 weeks ago

preston

"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.

I’ll let you sniff before you buy

Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ?"

Oh my god!!!

She’s that famous???

My price is now a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I have water

Will swap for rum

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
28 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week. "

I will take the debobbler thing as I can't find my one.

I could definitely bring some incense burners and ambient music for massage but please be prepared for one or two of the following.

Me to moan that my thumbs hurt

Me to ask if that's enough (about 2 mins in)

Me to do 1970s chopping massage technique.

Make your ears bleed with shitchat.

Deal?

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By *elronMan
28 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've got a bag that had cake in it.Sensual massage from a married lady..

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By *till gameMan
28 weeks ago

Oldham

"A vintage mars bar from 2002, has teeth marks in one end from harry removing it from Doris in the key swap soirée.

Frozen to keep it in pristine condition and still edible

I’ll take a Porsche for this classic

Does it still taste of Doris? This is a deal breaker.

I’ll let you sniff before you buy

Ooft was that DP Doris from derby ?

Oh my god!!!

She’s that famous???

My price is now a Ferrari

Am out, she was out of my league back then and I guess so now to. Dam !

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
28 weeks ago

Nowhere

"I have water

Will swap for rum "

Do you have spare blowjobs?? I have the rum!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.

I will take the debobbler thing as I can't find my one.

I could definitely bring some incense burners and ambient music for massage but please be prepared for one or two of the following.

Me to moan that my thumbs hurt

Me to ask if that's enough (about 2 mins in)

Me to do 1970s chopping massage technique.

Make your ears bleed with shitchat.

Deal?

Fuck me but you know how to sell it well. How could I resist?!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.

Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket

I’ll bring the massage oil

Will you moan that your thumbs hurt after 2 minutes?!

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By *anManCoolMan
28 weeks ago

Camborne

Reebok rowing machine, no longer needed. Not sure ifi want a treadmill or exercise bike lol but rower can go

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By *anManCoolMan
28 weeks ago

Camborne

"I have water

Will swap for rum "

I can trade for Brandy but you get diet

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By *ozzybear1981Man
28 weeks ago

preston

"I got a duplicate order recently so I can offer an electric debobbler and two silicon washing up brushes.

In return - a massage please, my broken body needs something to get me through the week.

Ill take the silicone washing up brushes….removes from Amazon basket

I’ll bring the massage oil

Will you moan that your thumbs hurt after 2 minutes?! "

Highly unlikely

Maybe after an hour I may require to lubricate them though

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Round the Corner

A 3 metre length of 40mm pvc waste pipe.

Will swap for a sloppy kiss on the willy.

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By *agatoXXXMan
28 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I have water

Will swap for rum

I can trade for Brandy but you get diet "

Diet Brandy: Drink a bottle, lose a weekend.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
28 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Willing to swap 'couldn't really give a shit attitude, with a hint of immaturity' for 2 good thumbs.

Any takers, thumbs up please.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
28 weeks ago

Essex

"Willing to swap 'couldn't really give a shit attitude, with a hint of immaturity' for 2 good thumbs.

Any takers, thumbs up please."

Where do you want me to put them?

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