FabSwingers.com forum: what advice would you give your fab self

By *oxes OP Man
15 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

What advice would you give your younger fab self?

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By *allandathleticMan
15 weeks ago

Asgard

Don't take it to seriously. Don't chase. Just put yourself out there.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

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By *allandathleticMan
15 weeks ago

Asgard

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen. "

That's why I save my old bed linen

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

keep it fun and be polite

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By *oxes OP Man
15 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

That's why I save my old bed linen

And use a gush sheet?

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South

Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Don't finger her bumhole on new bed linen.

That's why I save my old bed linen

And use a gush sheet?"

for both comments

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

"Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
15 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Shag more men before your fanny dries up and your clit turns into a shrivelled up broad bean looking thing.

Your expression "klunge bucket" from earlier was evocative of many things, but none of them were dryness

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

East Sussex

You and parties aren't s good fit

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Run away!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck more. Think less….

Or something. It was soooo long ago I’ve forgotten

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
15 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Just carry on doing what your already doing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In your pics... no cock, more leg and tight skirts.

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By *rispyDuckMan
15 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Plan more meets

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex

Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off.

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

"Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off."
... the fuckwits can piss off misty

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By *orthern BeardMan
15 weeks ago

Preston

Raise standards, lower expectations. Patience

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Fuck them all

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
15 weeks ago

Essex

"Raise everything.

Filters

Standards

Opinion

Guard

Oh **almost** everything

LOWER expectations.

Or - just smile, have fun. Attempt to be pleasant & polite - but also do not be afraid to tell the fuckwits to piss off.... the fuckwits can piss off misty"

Now the fuckwits have read that as an open invite to piss me off

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By *hrek101Man
15 weeks ago

Herts

Don't take it seriously, it's not real life.

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By *he love catsCouple
15 weeks ago

South Wales

If it looks a bit green don't eat it.

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By *orbidden eastMan
15 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

Just ride the wave and see what happens

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By *orthern BeardMan
15 weeks ago

Preston

"Fuck them all"

I thought about writing this and then I realised I have

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

Be more cautious of whose buttons you push

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Be more cautious of whose buttons you push"

What have you done now

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By *restonguy1981Man
15 weeks ago

preston

Be cautious of what someone says they want and the after actions that don’t match up

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You know what, it's all worked our rather well. I'd rather not risk a disruption to the time space continuum.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Spell check your forum posts J! That's my advice to me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Don’t go to a club you won’t like it.

Apart from that don’t do anything different to what you already have.

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By *r John WickMan
15 weeks ago

The Continental

Pot as many balls as ya can

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By *otSoPoshWoman
15 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Just don't do it!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just don't do it!"

Which bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
15 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just don't do it!

Which bit

Probably at least the first half. The more recent years are ok

Hello lovely... Good to see you

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By *lexm87Man
15 weeks ago

Various

"What advice would you give your younger fab self?"

Delete your account, go and read a book and just accept the reality of being surplus to requirements.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
15 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

"Just don't do it!

Which bit

Probably at least the first half. The more recent years are ok

Hello lovely... Good to see you

You too

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Start earlier

Move to the Midlands

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By *affron40Woman
15 weeks ago

manchester

Trust less, say less, give less.

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By *hawslut_redemptionCouple
15 weeks ago

Minehead

Start when I turned 20

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
15 weeks ago

Sydney University Wank Bank

Learn to be emotionally resilient, emotionally mature, adopt an attitude of learning, be stoic, and be the best version of yourself: always.

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By *ear in the chairMan
15 weeks ago

Godstone

Start younger (but then probably wouldn't have been so ready for the scene).

There's no such thing as 'out of someone's league', just not compatible.

Treat everyone with the same respect you'll want your partner treated with.

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By *till gameMan
15 weeks ago

two doors down

Do not browse the new photos section while eating breakfast

You will feel sick , when that wrong un burst on screen

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By *orelloCouple
15 weeks ago

Hitchin

Don't take it seriously, their not your besties. Nothing personal. Treat this as additive. Live in the real world 99% of time this is a bit of fun 1%

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
15 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Don't chase... its only as hard and frustrating as you make it

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Change your name.

Spell check often

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
15 weeks ago

North Wales

Just don't

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
15 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Make better choices!

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
15 weeks ago

Southampton

That person you like? They're not interested don't get your hopes up

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
15 weeks ago

North Wales

Should have gone for it with a certain couple before they left

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Try everything and don’t be a young snob

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By *midnight-Woman
15 weeks ago

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Move to the south... Or norfolk, it seems to be full of perverts

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Herts

Stay away from tennis players. Love means nothing to them.

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By *airybobMan
15 weeks ago

Telford

Don’t trust anyone and don’t take it to seriously

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
15 weeks ago

peterborough

Leave

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By *B69Woman
15 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Just do it

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Mordor

Find another hobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Don’t let him tear your cunt.

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

"Don’t let him tear your cunt.

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,, oh eck

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By *agnar73Man
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Don’t let him tear your cunt.

Unforgettable

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By *ngel-ishWoman
14 weeks ago

Colchester

"Just do it"

100%

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Don’t eat the complimentary nuts.

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead."

Damn, but I really am under 50 (just a mistake by Fab admin, honest, you can trust me!)

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"Don't believe anything anyone says, watch their actions instead.

Damn, but I really am under 50 (just a mistake by Fab admin, honest, you can trust me!)

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By *oiluvfunMan
14 weeks ago

Mauchline

Forget the club scene as a single guy

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Reverse image search.

Socials 1st.

People lie about age often!!

Send that offfft it may lead to great things.

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By *mf123Man
14 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Beware your own success you wont always be a kid in a candy store also when its time its time this place isnt real life keep reminding yourself of that and you wont be as upset when it ends

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By *reggSausageMan
14 weeks ago

derby

Saviour every moment, people are magic, you are worthy, be true to yourself

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By *rispyDuckMan
14 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Take your time savouring the ‘teasing and foreplay’

don’t give her the diddly till her juices are drip down her thighs wet & she’s trembling gagging for it

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By *educing_EmCouple
14 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Take your time savouring the ‘teasing and foreplay’

don’t give her the diddly till her juices are drip down her thighs wet & she’s trembling gagging for it

The diddly

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Dream big

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By *rHotNottsMan
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Focus on the important stuff and come back to FAB around age 45

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By *erkshire8299Man
14 weeks ago

slough

Go to clubs more often instead of putting them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Be yourself...the knob heads to all the work for you by being complete wankers!!

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By *oadsafun1960Man
14 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

Be yourself don't pretend to be something you aren't. You earn trust and others have to earn yours, some will be true friends others won't!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Don't cum in her eye

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By *lue morphoCouple
14 weeks ago

manchester

Don’t do something for the sake of it. Laugh, have fun

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Talk but don't say too much.

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

Have more belief in yourself.

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By *iker JackMan
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Don’t let the opinions of others drag you down. Still learning that one

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Don’t let the opinions of others drag you down. Still learning that one "

I think that's the main consideration.

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By *ddie1966Man
14 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Be polite.

It costs nothing and you'll reap the rewards.

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By *midnight-Woman
14 weeks ago

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Trust your instinct.... Firm no

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By *reamyPieMan
14 weeks ago

Brighton

"What advice would you give your younger fab self?"

As a single guy, be prepared to be bombarded with messages ….. lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"What advice would you give your younger fab self?"

Don't turn up to my first ever meet. Just be equally as rude and block.

Turn up to the second meet but at the agreed place.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Don't be a massive cunt....

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