FabSwingers.com forum: My penis is…

By *enriette and Sam OP Couple
2 days ago

The Magic whip

Type those three words and then your phone predict the next three.

Let’s see what your phone thinks of your penis.

No cheating.

If there’s any actual chicks out there then you can type vagina instead, or just be honest and go with your penis.

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By *enriette and Sam OP Couple
2 days ago

The Magic whip

My penis is a bit smaller.

Well that backfired

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By *reg332Man
2 days ago

mid Cornwall

My penis is a bit of a kerfuffle

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By *r John WickMan
2 days ago

The Continental

My penis is a bit smaller.

We must have the same phone.

The bastard!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
2 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My penis is itch kush Levi

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
2 days ago

Newham

My penis is getting bigger every day.

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By *urry BlokeMan
2 days ago

My penis is a bit of a swinging flat spot

Turns out this exercise is possibly more accurate than I gave it credit for

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 days ago

Manchester-ish

My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

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By *enriette and Sam OP Couple
2 days ago

The Magic whip

My vagina is a bit bigger.

Holey shit!

I tried it for Henriette and it said that, I think my phone has been listening to us.

Bastards.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 days ago

North Yorkshire

My penis is a good time

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
2 days ago

Second star to the right…

“Is”, isn’t and issues

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By *r John WickMan
2 days ago

The Continental

"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
2 days ago

Coventry

my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!

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By *enriette and Sam OP Couple
2 days ago

The Magic whip

my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!"

Must be in Henriettes vagina

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By *eliWoman
2 days ago

My penis is a good idea.

Why yes, yes it is. My phone knows me so well.

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By *ou only live onceMan
2 days ago

London

My penis is there anything I...

Hm, philosophical.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
2 days ago

Round the Corner

my penis is a bit of a cunt but it was on the scene

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By *d3405Man
2 days ago

Exeter

My penis is so big I

Well my phone lies! Lol

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 days ago

somewhere

My penis is a good day love you lots

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By *umbrian85Man
2 days ago

Cumbria

My penis is a barbed statement

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
2 days ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My penis is a bit more

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look a bit bigger.

Erm… great.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My penis is a good day love you lots "

That might be nicest thing you’ve ever said on the forums.

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By *asyGent75Man
2 days ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

My penis is so big I

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By *allandathleticMan
2 days ago

Asgard

My penis is my old and....

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By *lue RascalMan
2 days ago

Cheshire

My penis is in my hand.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"My penis is in my hand."

Never ever high five me.

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By *eralt80Man
2 days ago

cork

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look like this too so I’m gonna have a look around and find a picture to share

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By *9alMan
2 days ago

Bridgend

my penis is ready & willing

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By *ongJohnSilva08Man
2 days ago

Right up your street

My penis is getting a bit bigger than usual and my eyes have gotten worse

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By *edonisthenryMan
2 days ago

Cambridge

My penis is a circumcised mushroom head.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
2 days ago

Coventry

oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 days ago

somewhere

"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

Please no googly eyes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

Mine’s more a high viz and hard hat kinda cock.

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By *rMonkeyMan
2 days ago

Somewhere

My penis is not in the way to leave the Pirate Ship

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By *lynJMan
2 days ago

Morden

My penis is a bit of a good idea.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
2 days ago

Manchester-ish

"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing.

Right. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes...

My vagina is the best for you to be honest.

Or as my phone does give options...

My vagina is the best bandwagon.

Also amusing.

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By *oyoteUglyWoman
2 days ago

somewhere

My vagina is a good day for you

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By *allandathleticMan
2 days ago

Asgard

"My vagina is a good day for you "

*on none humid days*

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By *oastal1968Man
2 days ago

Ascot

My penis is..... in your Mum.

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By *oodmessMan
2 days ago

yumsville

My penis is a Dr does it or you do it yourself.

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By *enital_mAnMan
2 days ago

nottinghamshire

My penis has just sneezed

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 days ago

East London

My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
2 days ago

London

My penis is going well and I will do my friend to the social on Monday night as well.

Not exactly 3 but I was curious and couldn't stop.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
2 days ago

Wherever

My vagina is not even open.

Ffs.

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By *ossssMan
2 days ago

limerick

My penis is a bit of a hit and I will be back in the morning

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By *olkiMan
2 days ago

somewhere

My penis is going through the roof

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By *olkiMan
2 days ago

somewhere

"My vagina is not even open.

Ffs."

Awww

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By *a LunaWoman
2 days ago

Wales

My vagina is a bit of an old lady

My phone is ageist.

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By *he ShivsCouple
2 days ago

Fife

My vagina is a bit of a pain to swallow

Right

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By *wirl02Man
2 days ago

Dublin 12

My penis is going down well

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By *illnatMan
2 days ago

wherever i need to be

My penis is a bit bigger than my face- well I know that’s untrue but thanks anyway phone.

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
2 days ago

Glasgow

My penis is a bit of a rascal

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
2 days ago

St Leonards

My penis is a southerly travelling.

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By *r TriomanMan
2 days ago

Malmesbury

My penis is a bit better than the other islanders but it's not too long.

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By *electableicecreamMan
2 days ago

The West

My penis is good for a zoom meeting later.

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By *ixed MisterMan
2 days ago

London

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By *ixed MisterMan
2 days ago

London

My penis is a good team player

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

My penis is feminine

Ha my phone knows I am trans it seems

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By *lue RascalMan
2 days ago

Cheshire

"My penis is in my hand.

Never ever high five me."

If Pickford wins us the Euros can you make an exception? They’re nice hands!

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By *opping_inCouple
2 days ago

Bournemouth

My penis is the best thing

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
2 days ago

Rochester, Kent

My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
2 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!

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By *rDeeSwingsMan
2 days ago

Birmingham

My penis is the highest qualification

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By *uri00620Woman
2 days ago

Croydon

My penis is corkscrew shaped but

(Not sure I'd want to find out the rest)

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By *ad NannaWoman
2 days ago

East London

"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

I forgot to stop at 3

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By *ixed MisterMan
2 days ago

London

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!"

A bit like that "quick" more play that just feels soo good that you just keep going

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
2 days ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My vagina is a bit of…

How mysterious!

Mrs TMN x

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By *opping_inCouple
2 days ago

Bournemouth

"My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game

You had two more words , you might have recovered some dignity

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By *opping_inCouple
2 days ago

Bournemouth

"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

I forgot to stop at 3

According to the other thread that's gangbang territory

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By *etropolitainMan
2 days ago

bishop now

My penis is soft and slimy!!! Oh my

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By *ecky and justCouple
2 days ago

Godalming

Here we go then..

My penis is a bit smaller…

Oh..

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By *ing00Man
2 days ago

Kettering Area

"My penis is a bit of a big one for you and your mum "

Hahahaha OMFG haha!

unreal lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
2 days ago

Paradise, Herts

My penis is the most expensive

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By *ananas2013Man
2 days ago

wolves

My Penis is Is isn't issues ?

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By *onkeynutWoman
2 days ago

somewhere

My penis is getting worse every week

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By *illy IdolMan
2 days ago

~Rear of the Year winner 2024~

My penis is going to drop off

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
2 days ago

Essex

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist.

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By *till gameMan
2 days ago

fox hat

My penis is in hand currently

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By *haron1701DTV/TS
2 days ago

Ormskirk

My penis is closed for renovation

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
2 days ago

Reading

My penis is a bit further.

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By *indergirlWoman
2 days ago

somewhere, someplace

My penis is a dancer

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By *uiet LightMan
2 days ago

Drogheda

My penis is a bit better

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By *hunkymunkyMan
2 days ago

Aberdeenshire

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By *cottishdoggerMan
2 days ago

central

My penis is a bit swollen

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By *avexxMan
2 days ago

cheshire

my penis is a good looking little chap

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By *ell GwynnWoman
2 days ago

North Yorkshire

My vagina is the reason for the referral

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By *emoteoneTV/TS
2 days ago

Walsall

My penis is going well thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple
2 days ago

Wellingborough

My vagina is going OK thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple
2 days ago

Wellingborough

My penis is a famous for the day ahead and it's just a little more than a little bit too warm

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
2 days ago

Southampton

My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week....

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By *icketToRudeCouple
2 days ago

Wellingborough

"My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week....

"
I wouldn't call Northampton a garden

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
2 days ago

Warwick and Coventry

My penis is going through the week so I'll be back tomorrow morning so should have been there for about a month

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By *cotsguyyMan
2 days ago

Belfast

My penis is a bit of.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
2 days ago

La la land

My penis is a bit of a good idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

My penis is a bit of a bit of a bit of a joke

^^^That's verbatim

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By *rispyDuckMan
2 days ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My penis is like a patio table

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I can help you with your vagina just saying

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By *aughtynottsCouple
2 days ago

Outside Nottingham

My penis is a dirty squirter

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By *unter212gazMan
2 days ago

Ashton Under Lyne

My penis is a bit late

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

"My penis is a dirty squirter

Naughty spitter

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By *illhouse555Man
2 days ago

Carlisle

My penis is the best grandma

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By *urBucketlistCouple
2 days ago

Rio's Spa

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By *urBucketlistCouple
2 days ago

Rio's Spa

My penis is a bit of a knob

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By *rispyDuckMan
2 days ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"My vagina is the reason for the referral "

Haha this cracked me up

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
2 days ago

Leeds

My vagina is a bit of a good one.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
2 days ago

St Leonards

My vagina is the short version.

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By *oneybadger147Man
2 days ago

St Neots

My penis is a good thing

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By *mber SkiesWoman
2 days ago

My vagina is not feeling it

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
2 days ago

St Leonards

My testicles are not necessarily in.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
2 days ago

Outside Nottingham

"My penis is a dirty squirter

Naughty spitter

You gotta give that hawk tuah

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
2 days ago

North West

My vagina is a bit of a faff to do it.

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By *IM45Man
2 days ago

lincoln

My penis is still swollen so

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By *lexm87Man
2 days ago

Various

(My penis is) not a good idea.

Actual result! My phone is being somewhat judgemental today.

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By *ecret-strangerMan
2 days ago

Deeside

My penis is taking the piss!

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By *orthern BeardMan
2 days ago

Preston

My penis is so big I can’t even see it anymore

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By *adbod1973Man
2 days ago

Aberdeen

My Penis is always hard

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By *usty kayWoman
2 days ago

Burnham

My vagina is going through a bit

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
2 days ago

St Neots

My penis is a bit offensive

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By *kphooeyMan
2 days ago

Finchley

My penis is going through a bit and I'm working with a few people

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By *orbidden eastMan
2 days ago

london dodging electric scooters

My penis is so big I

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By *ysizeMan
2 days ago

Nottingham

My penis is- a bit of a....

not sure what would come next?

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By *sasexycoupleCouple
2 days ago

up north

My vagina is a nightmare lol

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By *aizyWoman
2 days ago

west midlands

My vagina is just so proud of you

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By *ife NinjaMan
2 days ago

Dunfermline

Redundant verging on retired

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By * D 777Man
2 days ago

bathgate

My Penis is a genuine one

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
2 days ago

Maidstone

My vagina is a bit more than I expected

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
2 days ago

St Leonards

My tits are not in danger.

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By *assysaz40Man
2 days ago

chorley

My penis is going to be in my cage hopefully tonight

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By *uddybuddyMan
2 days ago

burnham

My penis is getting better ?????

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
2 days ago

St Neots

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Your vagina seems slightly patronising haha

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
2 days ago

on the naughty side of the street

"My vagina is a bit more than I expected

Love it... Bravo

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By *ossageMonkeyCouple
2 days ago

rochdale

My vagina birthday present is....

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By *lue RascalMan
2 days ago

Cheshire

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

n’aww

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By *uriousCouple 200Couple
2 days ago

leeds

My penis is a bit of a mess

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
2 days ago

Durham

My penis is so pretty I can’t believe it is real.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
2 days ago

Chichester

My penis is very hard and shiny

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By *emptme1993Man
2 days ago

manchester

My penis is a bit smaller

Erm, I think I’m gonna change from an iPhone after that

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By *agneto.Man
2 days ago

Bham

My penis is a bit of a cold but I think it was a bit of a cold day

Must have had shrinkage.

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By *ez669Man
2 days ago

glasgow

My penis is going through a

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By *oody BMan
2 days ago

Mcr. - The Gilded Palace of Sin

My penis is the only thing I have….

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By *parkle1974Woman
2 days ago

Leeds

My penis is a bit daft

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By *100Man
2 days ago

Essex

My penis is not in my mouth

Don’t know if I did that right lol

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My penis is a bit daft

That should be mine.

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By *edonisthenryMan
2 days ago

Cambridge

"My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist."

Can you lick you your own pussy. Wow!! I've never heard of a woman who could contort her body in such a way. You are the original Indian rubber lady. I once read the disgraced pornstar Ron Jeremy before he went to fat could suck his own dick as he had a short torso and was blessed with 9.5 inches.

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By *ez669Man
2 days ago

glasgow

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Why thanks lets go again

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By *hunky n funkyMan
2 days ago

Glasgow

My penis is a bit funny

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By *ullsfan77Man
2 days ago

Torquay

My penis is a bit bigger

Honest guv-that’s what I got!

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By *aste-the-RainbowCouple
2 days ago

Worthing

My penis is a bit of a workout!

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By *amanthabirdTV/TS
2 days ago

Mansfield

My penis is Redundant unfortunately ??

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By *uxom redCouple
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

My strap on is serving me well

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