FabSwingers.com forum: My penis is…

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

Type those three words and then your phone predict the next three.

Let’s see what your phone thinks of your penis.

No cheating.

If there’s any actual chicks out there then you can type vagina instead, or just be honest and go with your penis.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

My penis is a bit smaller.

Well that backfired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit of a kerfuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit smaller.

We must have the same phone.

The bastard!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My penis is itch kush Levi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is getting bigger every day.

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By *urry BlokeMan
over a year ago

My penis is a bit of a swinging flat spot

Turns out this exercise is possibly more accurate than I gave it credit for

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

My vagina is a bit bigger.

Holey shit!

I tried it for Henriette and it said that, I think my phone has been listening to us.

Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Is”, isn’t and issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
over a year ago

Brum

my penis is lost!!!!!!!!!"

Must be in Henriettes vagina

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My penis is a good idea.

Why yes, yes it is. My phone knows me so well.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

My penis is there anything I...

Hm, philosophical.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
over a year ago

Round the Corner

my penis is a bit of a cunt but it was on the scene

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By *d3405Man
over a year ago

Exeter

My penis is so big I

Well my phone lies! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a good day love you lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a barbed statement

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My penis is a bit more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look a bit bigger.

Erm… great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is a good day love you lots "

That might be nicest thing you’ve ever said on the forums.

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

My penis is so big I

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

My penis is my old and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is in my hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is in my hand."

Never ever high five me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit smaller and my eyes look like this too so I’m gonna have a look around and find a picture to share

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

my penis is ready & willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is getting a bit bigger than usual and my eyes have gotten worse

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

My penis is a circumcised mushroom head.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

Please no googly eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh could we have a penis challenge, best dressed? top hats, bow ties, googlie eyes and everything

Mine’s more a high viz and hard hat kinda cock.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

My penis is not in the way to leave the Pirate Ship

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

My penis is a bit of a good idea.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My vagina is the best.

Thanks phone

What was the word after best? Before you start to claim such a thing.

Right. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes...

My vagina is the best for you to be honest.

Or as my phone does give options...

My vagina is the best bandwagon.

Also amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is a good day for you

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"My vagina is a good day for you "

*on none humid days*

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

My penis is..... in your Mum.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My penis is a Dr does it or you do it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis has just sneezed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

My penis is going well and I will do my friend to the social on Monday night as well.

Not exactly 3 but I was curious and couldn't stop.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

My vagina is not even open.

Ffs.

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By *ossssMan
over a year ago

North East of England

My penis is a bit of a hit and I will be back in the morning

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By *olkiMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My penis is going through the roof

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By *olkiMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"My vagina is not even open.

Ffs."

Awww

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

My vagina is a bit of an old lady

My phone is ageist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is a bit of a pain to swallow

Right

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By *wirl02Man
over a year ago

Dublin 12

My penis is going down well

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

My penis is a bit bigger than my face- well I know that’s untrue but thanks anyway phone.

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

My penis is a bit of a rascal

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My penis is a southerly travelling.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

My penis is a bit better than the other islanders but it's not too long.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

My penis is good for a zoom meeting later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/06/24 10:48:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a good team player

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

My penis is feminine

Ha my phone knows I am trans it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is in my hand.

Never ever high five me."

If Pickford wins us the Euros can you make an exception? They’re nice hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is the best thing

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is the highest qualification

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

My penis is corkscrew shaped but

(Not sure I'd want to find out the rest)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

I forgot to stop at 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I know it’s more than three but i couldn’t stop!"

A bit like that "quick" more play that just feels soo good that you just keep going

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

My vagina is a bit of…

How mysterious!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is itchy.

I don’t like this game

You had two more words , you might have recovered some dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is going through a bit and I'm going through a couple more weeks for a couple more weeks to see what I want a bit more of.

I forgot to stop at 3

According to the other thread that's gangbang territory

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By *beyMan
over a year ago

Redworth

My penis is soft and slimy!!! Oh my

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Here we go then..

My penis is a bit smaller…

Oh..

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By *ing00Man
over a year ago

Northants

"My penis is a bit of a big one for you and your mum "

Hahahaha OMFG haha!

unreal lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My penis is the most expensive

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves

My Penis is Is isn't issues ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is getting worse every week

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

My penis is going to drop off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist.

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham

My penis is in hand currently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is closed for renovation

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My penis is a bit further.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My penis is a dancer

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By *r Light YearMan
over a year ago

Brighton

My penis is a bit better

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By *hunkymunkyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

[Removed by poster at 29/06/24 12:05:35]

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By *cottishdoggerMan
over a year ago

central

My penis is a bit swollen

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

my penis is a good looking little chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is the reason for the referral

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By *emoteoneTV/TS
over a year ago

Walsall

My penis is going well thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

My vagina is going OK thanks

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

My penis is a famous for the day ahead and it's just a little more than a little bit too warm

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week....

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By *icketToRudeCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"My vagina is going through a garden and is back from the first week....

"
I wouldn't call Northampton a garden

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

My penis is going through the week so I'll be back tomorrow morning so should have been there for about a month

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My penis is a bit of.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My penis is a bit of a good idea

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My penis is a bit of a bit of a bit of a joke

^^^That's verbatim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is like a patio table

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"My vagina is a bit of an old lady but she has been doing a good bit lately so I’m sure she’ll get a little better

I can help you with your vagina just saying

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

My penis is a dirty squirter

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By *unter212gazMan
over a year ago

Ashton Under Lyne

My penis is a bit late

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"My penis is a dirty squirter

Naughty spitter

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By *illhouse555Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

My penis is the best grandma

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By *urBucketlistCouple
over a year ago

Costa Adeje - NOT NEWCASTLE

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By *urBucketlistCouple
over a year ago

Costa Adeje - NOT NEWCASTLE

My penis is a bit of a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is the reason for the referral "

Haha this cracked me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is a bit of a good one.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My vagina is the short version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a good thing

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

My vagina is not feeling it

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My testicles are not necessarily in.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

"My penis is a dirty squirter

Naughty spitter

You gotta give that hawk tuah

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My vagina is a bit of a faff to do it.

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By *IM45Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

My penis is still swollen so

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

(My penis is) not a good idea.

Actual result! My phone is being somewhat judgemental today.

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By *ecret-strangerMan
over a year ago

Deeside

My penis is taking the piss!

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By *B11Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

My penis is so big I can’t even see it anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Penis is always hard

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By *usty kayWoman
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

My vagina is going through a bit

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

My penis is a bit offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is going through a bit and I'm working with a few people

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

My penis is so big I

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By *afkaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My penis is- a bit of a....

not sure what would come next?

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By *ot wifey coupleCouple
over a year ago

lancs/yorks

My vagina is a nightmare lol

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

My vagina is just so proud of you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Redundant verging on retired

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

My Penis is a genuine one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is a bit more than I expected

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

My tits are not in danger.

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By *assysaz40Man
over a year ago

chorley

My penis is going to be in my cage hopefully tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is getting better ?????

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Your vagina seems slightly patronising haha

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
over a year ago

on the naughty side of the street

"My vagina is a bit more than I expected

Love it... Bravo

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By *ossageMonkeyCouple
over a year ago

rochdale

My vagina birthday present is....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

n’aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit of a mess

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

My penis is so pretty I can’t believe it is real.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

My penis is very hard and shiny

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My penis is a bit smaller

Erm, I think I’m gonna change from an iPhone after that

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My penis is a bit of a cold but I think it was a bit of a cold day

Must have had shrinkage.

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By *nowy669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

My penis is going through a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is the only thing I have….

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

My penis is a bit daft

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

My penis is not in my mouth

Don’t know if I did that right lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"My penis is a bit daft

That should be mine.

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By *edonisthenryMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"My vagina is a bit more sensitive to my tongue and my mouth.

Apparently I’m a contortionist."

Can you lick you your own pussy. Wow!! I've never heard of a woman who could contort her body in such a way. You are the original Indian rubber lady. I once read the disgraced pornstar Ron Jeremy before he went to fat could suck his own dick as he had a short torso and was blessed with 9.5 inches.

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By *nowy669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"My vagina is just so proud of you"

Why thanks lets go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is a bit funny

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By *ullsfan77Man
over a year ago

Torquay

My penis is a bit bigger

Honest guv-that’s what I got!

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By *aste-the-RainbowCouple
over a year ago

Worthing

My penis is a bit of a workout!

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By *amanthabirdTV/TS
over a year ago

Mansfield

My penis is Redundant unfortunately ??

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My strap on is serving me well

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