FabSwingers.com forum: Worshipping her body.

By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

Some women just have a figure I can’t take my eyes off, I don’t care if they are slim or larger, there’s just that sexiness that seduces the mind and makes you want to rip there cloths off, pin them to the floor and ….

Anyway. How do you worship a woman’s body sexual to show them how turned on they get you?

Candles right? Women live scented candles

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By *avexxMan
29 weeks ago

cheshire

candles defo candles never fails

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me”

Hawk Tuay.

spit on that thang!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

I just knew when I posted this, even I couldn’t take it serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Buy her food and then leave her alone

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

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who’d be mug enough for that?

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By *osey WalesMan
29 weeks ago

Pay her annual gym membership fees

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?"

Turns out a fair few would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would"

That sounded like my marriage at the end.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would"

Fair enough.

So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would

Fair enough.

So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way. "

Sausage and extra hash browns please.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would

That sounded like my marriage at the end. "

I've never wanted to get married more

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
29 weeks ago

The Continental

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would

Fair enough.

So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way.

Sausage and extra hash browns please.

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I’ll just drop em at the door n leg it.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would

Fair enough.

So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way.

Sausage and extra hash browns please.

I’ll just drop em at the door n leg it."

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By *ripfillMan
29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I would do her ironing for her - even her napkins

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By *ripfillMan
29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Oh OP had this murfed into a breakfast thread while I was ironing ?

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By *il-redWoman
29 weeks ago

Glasgow

Sorry to say it... I hate scented candles. They give me headaches

quick way to get rid of me!

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

Isn't that Hinduism?

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By *irtydevil666Man
29 weeks ago

bristol

Stick her on the Altar and worship...

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

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By *eordieJeansCouple
29 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Slap my knob on her tits and tell her she’s beautiful. Women love that.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
29 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate.

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By *929Man
29 weeks ago

bedlington

Let her blow you in the Burger King toilets while you wear the cardboard crown

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Tributes OP. They love tributes. A photo of you spurting over an image of some nubile wench on your laptop (how you fit her on your laptop is up to you) does it every time.

Spaff away

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate."

I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
29 weeks ago

Staffordshire

I put my fingers in a v shape and put them to my mouth with my tongue poking through and wiggle it around.

It’s the world wide symbol for ~

“I wanna tongue your cunt bab.”

The check out girls love it in Morrison’s.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
29 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate."

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By *urry BlokeMan
29 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me”

Hawk Tuay.

spit on that thang! "

I am hearing this Hawk Tuay thing referenced a lot lately

To save me the google search, wtf is it all about?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
29 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate.

I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate.

I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion

Kinky

Shall I fetch my Toga??

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By *eordieJeansCouple
29 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate.

I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion

Kinky

Shall I fetch my Toga??

Shits about to get biblical.

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By *urry BlokeMan
29 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Some women just have a figure I can’t take my eyes off, I don’t care if they are slim or larger, there’s just that sexiness that seduces the mind and makes you want to rip there cloths off, pin them to the floor and ….

Anyway. How do you worship a woman’s body sexual to show them how turned on they get you?

Candles right? Women live scented candles

By taking time to explore it

There's a lot of indifference to 90% of an anatomy

We tend to concentrate on the tits, arse and fanny

There's so, so, much more - them bits are just the cherries on the cake

The sexiest bit is the bit you can't see

If you can tap into that, then everything else will become more and more wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

Calm down Pontius Pilate.

I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion

Kinky

Shall I fetch my Toga??

Shits about to get biblical.

Amen Old Testament style, lucky we are on a thread about worshipping.

Not completely hijacking it then

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

Black candles that look like they bleed blood as they burn.

Lana Del Rey.

And a pen and paper to pen haikus. Minimum of two. If you give someone a haiku? That's when you really worship them.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
29 weeks ago

Coventry

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

is that like the sex thing

or the no nails glue thing

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

Isn't that Hinduism?"

Panda-ism

Eats shoots and leaves..

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By *errykezmasCouple
29 weeks ago

Telford

do more of the house work so she has time to pamper herself and get ready for hours of appreciation

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
29 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh to be worshipped.

There’s nothing better in my eyes.

Well apart from a few more hands and mouths in the equation I would imagine.

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

Isn't that Hinduism?

Panda-ism

Eats shoots and leaves..

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By *ansoffateMan
29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Savour the moment.

Plus candles obviously.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

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By *ansoffateMan
29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

That brought a tear to my eye.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
29 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

Don’t you mean devils jizz?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

Don’t you mean devils jizz?

Oh yes. The devils jizz tastes sooooo sweet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
29 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

That brought a tear to my eye. "

Which eye?

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By *ags73Man
29 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

Don’t you mean devils jizz?

Salad cream gets called lots of things nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before

is that like the sex thing

or the no nails glue thing

You just be a fantastic idea

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By *lder.Woman
29 weeks ago

Not Local

Too much eye contact and attention and I'll get embarrassed, so stick a blindfold on me after a while and worship away

(I won't be having a little snooze behind that blindfold, don't worry, Zzzzzz)

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Just say "You turn me on so much more than your sister/best friend/Mum", even if it is a lie.

They enjoy the feeling of the pedestal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
29 weeks ago

North West

"Pay her annual gym membership fees

Oooooooo pay my PT fees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Buy her food and then leave her alone

who’d be mug enough for that?

Turns out a fair few would

That sounded like my marriage at the end.

I've never wanted to get married more"

I don’t think of you in that way, but thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

See. Candles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
29 weeks ago

"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me”

Hawk Tuay.

spit on that thang!

I am hearing this Hawk Tuay thing referenced a lot lately

To save me the google search, wtf is it all about? "

You are not missing much, but it is funny.

She knows what guys want!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
29 weeks ago

Southampton

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

See. Candles.

Four candles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Candles are hideous things

Steak n Chips dinner,few Malibu's and a decent working penis is all you need.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
29 weeks ago

Essex

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

Only 3?

Are you cutting back darling?

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
29 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Hubby worships me and shows it by having horn for me 24/7 and always good to go. Plus he's a one woman man xx

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By *ife NinjaMan
29 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles.

Can’t go wrong

Only 3?

Are you cutting back darling?

By crikey, misty has a body worth worshipping

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