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"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me” " Hawk Tuay.  spit on that thang! | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone " who’d be mug enough for that? | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that?" Turns out a fair few would | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would" That sounded like my marriage at the end. | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would" Fair enough. So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way. | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would Fair enough. So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way. " Sausage and extra hash browns please. | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would That sounded like my marriage at the end. " I've never wanted to get married more | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would Fair enough. So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way. Sausage and extra hash browns please. "I’ll just drop em at the door n leg it. | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would Fair enough. So d’ya want double sausage or double bacon muffins? I’m on my way. Sausage and extra hash browns please. I’ll just drop em at the door n leg it." | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone " Isn't that Hinduism? | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before "Calm down Pontius Pilate. | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate."I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate." | |||
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"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me” Hawk Tuay. spit on that thang! "I am hearing this Hawk Tuay thing referenced a lot lately To save me the google search, wtf is it all about? | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate.
I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion "Kinky | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate.
I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion
Kinky "Shall I fetch my Toga?? | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate.
I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion
Kinky
Shall I fetch my Toga?? "Shits about to get biblical. | |||
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"Some women just have a figure I can’t take my eyes off, I don’t care if they are slim or larger, there’s just that sexiness that seduces the mind and makes you want to rip there cloths off, pin them to the floor and …. Anyway. How do you worship a woman’s body sexual to show them how turned on they get you?
Candles right? Women live scented candles "By taking time to explore it There's a lot of indifference to 90% of an anatomy We tend to concentrate on the tits, arse and fanny There's so, so, much more - them bits are just the cherries on the cake The sexiest bit is the bit you can't see If you can tap into that, then everything else will become more and more wonderful | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
Calm down Pontius Pilate.
I am washing my hands and ordering another crucifixion
Kinky
Shall I fetch my Toga??
Shits about to get biblical.
"Amen Old Testament style, lucky we are on a thread about worshipping. Not completely hijacking it then | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before "is that like the sex thing 
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone Isn't that Hinduism?" Panda-ism Eats shoots and leaves.. | |||
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There’s nothing better in my eyes.
Well apart from a few more hands and mouths in the equation I would imagine.
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone Isn't that Hinduism? Panda-ism Eats shoots and leaves.. " | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong "That brought a tear to my eye. | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong "Don’t you mean devils jizz? | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong
Don’t you mean devils jizz? "Oh yes. The devils jizz tastes sooooo sweet | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong
That brought a tear to my eye. "Which eye? | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong
Don’t you mean devils jizz? "Salad cream gets called lots of things nowadays | |||
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"I keep it simple and just nail them like they have never been nailed before
is that like the sex thing
or the no nails glue thing "You just be a fantastic idea | |||
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 (I won't be having a little snooze behind that blindfold, don't worry, Zzzzzz) | |||
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"Pay her annual gym membership fees "Oooooooo pay my PT fees | |||
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"Buy her food and then leave her alone who’d be mug enough for that? Turns out a fair few would That sounded like my marriage at the end. I've never wanted to get married more" I don’t think of you in that way, but thank you | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong "See. Candles. | |||
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"Spaff all over it after 30 seconds, and say “look, that’s how ‘orny you made me” Hawk Tuay. spit on that thang!
I am hearing this Hawk Tuay thing referenced a lot lately
To save me the google search, wtf is it all about? "You are not missing much, but it is funny. She knows what guys want! | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong
See. Candles. "Four candles ? | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong "Only 3? Are you cutting back darling? | |||
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"Hamsters, salad cream, 3 cucumbers and obviously scented candles. Can’t go wrong
Only 3?
Are you cutting back darling? "By crikey, misty has a body worth worshipping | |||
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