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"When you’ve been out on the …. All night and you’re now home still wide awake and horny. " Very true same her thank you vixen darlin | |||
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"Reply+quote to respond to a specific post OP" gey | |||
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"Reply+quote to respond to a specific post OPgey" Even geyer ^  | |||
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"Aww bless, this is going well. " Yep and so I'm out  | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer. "Really? This shocks me | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer.
Really? This shocks me "I just shit my pants, can I get into yours  | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer.
Really? This shocks me
I just shit my pants, can I get into yours "With that kind of talk I'm moist already | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer.
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I just shit my pants, can I get into yours
With that kind of talk I'm moist already " | |||
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"Well if we’re tryin our best lines out. Fancy a Fu……… . . . dge sundae with all the trimmings. " Yes please. Extra whipped cream please | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap " You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you  | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you "I imagine he has fallen asleep, bless | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you "More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma. | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
I imagine he has fallen asleep, bless "Oh yeah of little faith  | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma. "You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him  | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer. "These comments are the best morning reading | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma.
You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him "Yeah, I felt the seismic shift in the earth from the stampede of high heels heading down the A13. | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer. "These comments are the best morning reading | |||
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"Aww bless, this is going well. " lol | |||
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"Reply+quote to respond to a specific post OPgey" I am an actual gey | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap You've gone quiet OP. I assume that is cos your inbox is bulging and you are now overwhelmed by those wanton harlots who wish to ravish you
More likely he flaked out into a Stella fuelled coma.
You clearly do not understand the effect that the words "horny as fuck wanting dick" have on the fairer sex on Fab. The OP has seen a veritable tsunami of messages from women who just live to pleasure him
Yeah, I felt the seismic shift in the earth from the stampede of high heels heading down the A13."That is a common occurrence, Essex is the high heel homeland | |||
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"Won’t see op for a week now as he attempts to get through all the massages in his inbox "How amazing would it be for his to find the lady he desires on here Rootin on the man chasing his dreams here | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer.
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I just shit my pants, can I get into yours "PMSL!!! | |||
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"Really not sure how anyone has resisted this charmer. "Wait what, aren't we all instantly on-mass heading to Basildon  | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco " Tesco Value ones yeah? | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? " How dare you. Yorkshire only | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? How dare you. Yorkshire only " Do tesco deliver to asgard? | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? How dare you. Yorkshire only " Fucking hells bells… ok | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? How dare you. Yorkshire only Fucking hells bells… ok "think he fell asleep  now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? How dare you. Yorkshire only Fucking hells bells… ok
think he fell asleep now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags"Bless him | |||
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"Can they pick me up some tea bags on the way as I can’t be arsed to go to Tesco Tesco Value ones yeah? How dare you. Yorkshire only Fucking hells bells… ok
think he fell asleep now have to find clothes to go shop and purchase own t-bags"He's a silly old sausage.  | |||
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"I wonder if it worked......" He's not posted for 4 hours. Knee deep in clunge methinks...... | |||
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"Fuck sake. I missed the boat!" Don't despair hun, he posts pretty much the same request/offer fairly regularly. I'm sure you'll be in luck next time. Especially when he sees you were interested this time... | |||
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"Fuck sake. I missed the boat!" It’s only a few hours across the M4. Jump in the car now, you can be there for Sunday mornings pissed up horn request. | |||
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"Fuck sake. I missed the boat!" Offer him a coconut oil ballbag massage, the boat will come to you Mr | |||
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"I’m just wondering why there is such an immediate time limit of asap? Is the viagra about to wear off? Or the ankle tag curfew? Does he turn into a pumpkin? " Well, obviously he can't wait. He has this urgent, driving need to dominate you with his massive cock! He will brook no delays! And also, his Mum and Dad will be back from their visit to Aunty Val in the next few hours, and he's only got the car and the run of the house until then... | |||
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"Has anyone taken OP up on his generous offer?" Like they'll admit to it  | |||
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"Has anyone taken OP up on his generous offer?" He has caused traffic jams. Sorry OP. Good luck | |||
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"..."Looking for nsa sex… prefer an older woman but not that fussy." Always love to see profiles of men never too fussy to experiment, even if it means younger women as in this case." "...will fuck anything warm with a hole...", is what I'm reading. | |||
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"..."Looking for nsa sex… prefer an older woman but not that fussy." Always love to see profiles of men never too fussy to experiment, even if it means younger women as in this case. "...will fuck anything warm with a hole...", is what I'm reading. "__ You did not read the sarcasm in my reply though | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap " As tempting an offer you think this is. Bleaching my kitchen bins is definitely more satisfying. | |||
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"I’m just wondering why there is such an immediate time limit of asap? Is the viagra about to wear off? Or the ankle tag curfew? Does he turn into a pumpkin? " I think he already has turned into a pumpkin | |||
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" Any local ladies horny as fuck wanting dick message me asap As tempting an offer you think this is. Bleaching my kitchen bins is definitely more satisfying. " Is 'bleaching my kitchen bins' a euphemism for 'intimate lightening'? | |||
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"How on earth are you ladies resisting this specimen of a man??? What is wrong with you all "Who said we are resisting... haven't you noticed how quite he is as we take turns tag teaming him  | |||
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"He’s been at it all day….legend! " 13 hour session give or take... depending how quickly the first of us got there... hence the tag teaming ...one in one out  | |||
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"He’s been at it all day….legend! 13 hour session give or take... depending how quickly the first of us got there... hence the tag teaming ...one in one out "That explains why none of you turned up here - you were fulfilling your mission. | |||
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"Has anyone taken OP up on his generous offer?" I've not seen any reports of satisfaction so far. No doubt there'll be another generous offer from the OP in a few hours. | |||
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"Has anyone taken OP up on his generous offer? I've not seen any reports of satisfaction so far. No doubt there'll be another generous offer from the OP in a few hours. "Am sure he has fucked all on fab. Sorry for crude comment but sure he had just like I have. I had my share but like more. Offers welcome. lol. Know will be overwhelming response so get in quick | |||
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