FabSwingers.com forum: Apparently sperm (not mine) smells of bleach

By *achig11 OP Man
27 weeks ago

Manchester

Discuss?!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
27 weeks ago

St Neots

I wish! Love the smell of bleach

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By *unchalMan
27 weeks ago

Dartford

From the internet: Overall, seminal fluid typically leans slightly alkaline. Anything between 7.2 and 8.0 is considered a healthy pH level. When your body's pH levels are balanced, semen should smell like ammonia, bleach, or other alkaline substances. You might notice variations in this scent, especially after you have sex.

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By *ustincider888Man
27 weeks ago

Preston Ish

I get this, thought it was just me

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I generally think mine smells of freshly picked mushrooms

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By *achig11 OP Man
27 weeks ago

Manchester

"I get this, thought it was just me "

Only heard recently, not sure what to think!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
27 weeks ago

The Continental

You let it hang around long enough to do a sniff test?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Unless mine smells like motor oil and fires, am I even a man?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
27 weeks ago

St Neots

"So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?"

Or you could wank it for us... Im game

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
27 weeks ago

The Continental

"So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?"

Judging by some of the ‘over the pan shots’ here on fab.

It doesn’t work.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

"So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?

Or you could wank it for us... Im game

With or without my rubber gloves?

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By *ubikslongswordMan
27 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?

Or you could wank it for us... Im game

With or without my rubber gloves?"

I'm not sure I'd like the feel of rubber gloves around my cock

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By *ripfillMan
27 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"From the internet: Overall, seminal fluid typically leans slightly alkaline. Anything between 7.2 and 8.0 is considered a healthy pH level. When your body's pH levels are balanced, semen should smell like ammonia, bleach, or other alkaline substances. You might notice variations in this scent, especially after you have sex."

And … approx 10cc worth ( now there could be a good name for a band ?)

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By *irtydevil666Man
27 weeks ago

bristol

Should be clean then....

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I guess they have been drinking bleach

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Discuss?!"

Yep.

I get that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump? "

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump? "

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Oh....different thought process

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By *ot to giggleWoman
27 weeks ago

Coventry

"So basically when I've run out of bleach I need a man or two, unless a heavy cummer

to have a wank in the toilet bowl?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
27 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Oh....different thought process

Just slightly darling

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Oh....different thought process

Just slightly darling

It's your gorgeous face that makes me think such things

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By *ot to giggleWoman
27 weeks ago

Coventry

so is this the new scratch and sniff test??

we have to wank and sniff and report back??

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"so is this the new scratch and sniff test??

we have to wank and sniff and report back??

I hate the smell of bleach, so I hope mine smells/tastes like Ribena

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"so is this the new scratch and sniff test??

we have to wank and sniff and report back??

You could go all in and do a blind taste test too

So we have scent and taste covered.

All I the interest of science of course

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
27 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Or when he called the Chinese reporter a horrible person and wanted her kicked out of the press conference

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By *ot to giggleWoman
27 weeks ago

Coventry

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Or when he called the Chinese reporter a horrible person and wanted her kicked out of the press conference

well i suppose at least he had an opinion

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Is this post sponsored by Donald Trump?

Didn't he say you could get it in your eyes?

No he advised drinking it. It was THE best moment of the lockdown. That and Chi-na

Or when he called the Chinese reporter a horrible person and wanted her kicked out of the press conference

well i suppose at least he had an opinion

Like arseholes. Everyone has one, but some shouldn't make a noise

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By *unchalMan
27 weeks ago

Dartford

"Discuss?!"

Can I ask, what does yours smell like?

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Experienced this once years ago when I hadn’t came for 3 weeks, did indeed smell of bleach

Not had it since though

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By *ife NinjaMan
27 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Experienced this once years ago when I hadn’t came for 3 weeks, did indeed smell of bleach

Not had it since though "

3 weeks? Had you been ill?

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By *arry monk40Man
27 weeks ago

Telford

Mine smells of beer

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

If this was true no one would need to pay for Anal bleaching.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
27 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I agree, I think it has a hint of bleach about it

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By *ortyairCouple
27 weeks ago

Wallasey

I've always said there's a 'bleachy' taste to it, not that I've tasted bleach though.

Maybe that's why I have such a sparkling smile... Mrs x

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By *odgerMooreMan
27 weeks ago

Nowhere

I got mine independently tested by a respected member of the medical community- she said ‘Babes… it tastes like Ferrero Rocher - I swear down… !!’

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By *ripfillMan
27 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Certain food types really affect the smell and taste (apparently) high on the taste change is asparagus

I am going to try to eat lots of beetroot now and see if there is a colour change ?

Will report back next year

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"If this was true no one would need to pay for Anal bleaching. "

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