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By *rRios OP   Man
22 weeks ago

dublin

I read this in the lounge earlier and I though it was crass, but then I also thought it was a little funny

What are the odd, weird or funny ways you’ve heard sex described?

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

Mwhahahaha

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Round the Corner

[Removed by poster at 28/06/24 20:19:43]

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Mwhahahaha "

Something feels vaguely familiar about this….

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North


"Mwhahahaha

Something feels vaguely familiar about this…. "

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
22 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Mwhahahaha

Something feels vaguely familiar about this….

"

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought Rex had started it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle


"Mwhahahaha

Something feels vaguely familiar about this….

"

youve been back a day!!! Already the wheels have fallen off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Rude!

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Rude!"

Yet somehow appealing

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Rude!

Yet somehow appealing"

I find your idea of appealing perplexing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Rude!

Yet somehow appealing

I find your idea of appealing perplexing "

Everybody loves a punch in the fartbox

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Rude!

Yet somehow appealing

I find your idea of appealing perplexing

Everybody loves a punch in the fartbox "

Especially a tongue punch

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Chard


"Rude!

Yet somehow appealing

I find your idea of appealing perplexing

Everybody loves a punch in the fartbox "

Who knew!! I couldn't possibly comment

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Round the Corner

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By *carlett!Woman
22 weeks ago

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By *carlett!Woman
22 weeks ago

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I would think that phrase refers to anal sex, no? Fartbox - bum

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By *omptationMan
22 weeks ago

liverpool


"[Removed by poster at 29/06/24 01:36:39]"

By god…. I didn’t think [Removed by poster] was even possible without 3 rabbi’s, a goat and a can of WD40, let alone legal in this country?!

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
22 weeks ago

manchester

Smashed the granny out of her

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By *omptationMan
22 weeks ago

liverpool


"Smashed the granny out of her "

I genuinely saw someone say once he was going to fuck a girl so hard her granddaughter would still be cumming in the future… that one made me laugh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Central


"Smashed the granny out of her

I genuinely saw someone say once he was going to fuck a girl so hard her granddaughter would still be cumming in the future… that one made me laugh!"

But not her grandson?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
22 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Rude!

Yet somehow appealing

I find your idea of appealing perplexing

Everybody loves a punch in the fartbox "

Fartbox and a just don’t belong in the same sentence

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Poking the tuna tin.

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By *rRios OP   Man
22 weeks ago

dublin

Mashing pissers

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West


"Smashed the granny out of her

I genuinely saw someone say once he was going to fuck a girl so hard her granddaughter would still be cumming in the future… that one made me laugh!"

That just gives me the ick

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Chucking your hotdog into their aircraft hangar

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By *illan-KillashMan
22 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I read this in the lounge earlier and I though it was crass, but then I also thought it was a little funny

What are the odd, weird or funny ways you’ve heard sex described? "

It's a bit but it's no Cocksnot up the Fartpipe......

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By *ixenitedWoman
22 weeks ago

Here or There abouts

I've used the line punch fuck me for fisting before. can be downright vulgar when I wanna be lol

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Cock snot up the fart pipe" is a legendary thread - worth putting in a "thread search" for OP .

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle


""Cock snot up the fart pipe" is a legendary thread - worth putting in a "thread search" for OP ."

Its in my all time hall of fame!!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards


""Cock snot up the fart pipe" is a legendary thread - worth putting in a "thread search" for OP .

Its in my all time hall of fame!! "

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By *orthern BeardMan
22 weeks ago

Lancashire

Left her looking like a ripped out fireplace

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By *rRios OP   Man
22 weeks ago

dublin


""Cock snot up the fart pipe" is a legendary thread - worth putting in a "thread search" for OP .

Its in my all time hall of fame!!

"

10/10 would read again also led me to “sweetcorn under the foreskin” thread

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By *ora the explorerWoman
22 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Hmmmm I wonder who said that

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By *illan-KillashMan
22 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Hmmmm I wonder who said that "

Wasn't me, must have been you Nora.......

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

I am gonna uppercut my fart box street fighter 2 style tonight with some big toys

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By *allandathleticMan
22 weeks ago

Asgard

I was one site once and I heard the joiner say to his apprentice.

"If you do that again I'll throat punch you with my cock"

I've never laughed so hard in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Going halves on a bastard

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
22 weeks ago

St Leonards


""Cock snot up the fart pipe" is a legendary thread - worth putting in a "thread search" for OP .

Its in my all time hall of fame!!

10/10 would read again also led me to “sweetcorn under the foreskin” thread "

Brilliant .

FAB is like a box of chocolates...you never know...

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By *orksRockerMan
22 weeks ago

Bradford

I thought there was an age limit to join fab. This sounds like immature Inbetweeners talk to me...

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North


"I thought there was an age limit to join fab. This sounds like immature Inbetweeners talk to me... "

^^ Obvs not a swinger ^^

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By *orksRockerMan
22 weeks ago

Bradford


"I thought there was an age limit to join fab. This sounds like immature Inbetweeners talk to me...

^^ Obvs not a swinger ^^ "

Just because it's a swing site doesn't mean you can do and say anything you like and be exempt from criticism.

^^ Obs an Inbetweener ^^

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North


"I thought there was an age limit to join fab. This sounds like immature Inbetweeners talk to me...

^^ Obvs not a swinger ^^

Just because it's a swing site doesn't mean you can do and say anything you like and be exempt from criticism.

^^ Obs an Inbetweener ^^"

^^ Obvs not a swinger ^^

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By *parky-1992Man
22 weeks ago

dublin


"I read this in the lounge earlier and I though it was crass, but then I also thought it was a little funny

What are the odd, weird or funny ways you’ve heard sex described? "

Rearranged her guts

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