FabSwingers.com forum: Pulling a sickie?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good morning fabsters, I need your help...

Today I want to go to Townhouse as they have a greedy girls event on but Sod's law I am working

So was thinking of pulling a sickie and got me thinking what's the best excuses?

Mrs N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning fabsters, I need your help...

Today I want to go to Townhouse as they have a greedy girls event on but Sod's law I am working

So was thinking of pulling a sickie and got me thinking what's the best excuses?

Mrs N x"

Use your ankle as an excuse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would have done but worked yesterday through agony lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have done but worked yesterday through agony lol"

Tell them that your gp has advised an MRI scan to see the extent of soft tissue damage and that they managed to get you in today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That could actually work... You gorgeous genius

Now the next question is a hobbling lady still sexy pmsl

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Or wait till the next one and book annual leave....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That could actually work... You gorgeous genius

Now the next question is a hobbling lady still sexy pmsl"

In your case definitely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D and V is always a good one. Works for most of my colleagues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or wait till the next one and book annual leave....lol

Will have annual leave till August as booked a 2 week holiday in may.... Greedy and impatient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't over complicated things, tummy bug/something you ate is an old but classic and to do it properly take two days one always screams sickie! If you are calling in to a male I find "women's problems" is always a good one to as they just want you off the phone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"D and V is always a good one. Works for most of my colleagues. "

That could also work well. Tell your boss that you've been given either Diclofenac Sodium or Naproxen. Both are well known to cause upset stomachs and a quick google search (on the part of your boss) will confirm it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That could actually work... You gorgeous genius

Now the next question is a hobbling lady still sexy pmsl"

hehe use ya stick for spanking purposes!!

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