FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve probably got a years worth of hard-ons left in me…..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……. 18months at best

Who would like to use one of them up before my dick dies?

Love and floppy penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put them in there?

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Careful you dont use them all up at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?

How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?

Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who put them in there?"

God I think

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

T bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put them in there?

God I think

Holy fuck!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm alright, I'm should be able to have hard-ons in me for years to come...

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By *ondiego85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?"

....

What would you call it?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

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What would you call it?"

Frigging in the rigging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Careful you dont use them all up at once."

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pick me pick me!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Careful you dont use them all up at once.

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that

Chins up Rex.

I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you

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By *erfHerder74Man
over a year ago

Inverclyde

Oh the drama

Men’s erections don’t stop usually,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

Can I have a tribute video or pic for please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down?

How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)?

Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed."

It’s happening dude. Yours won’t wake up one day

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

I need to make the most of my cock days!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Happens to the best of us youth.

Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

Can I have a tribute video or pic for please? "

Sorry, I need a rollover nap first

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
over a year ago

Round the Corner

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

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What would you call it?"

Diddle?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?"

(Ladywank)

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By *allandathleticMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"Happens to the best of us youth.

Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full )

The mr "

Can't say I've been on a bus in years. Or, come to think of it an erection

Save yourselves you hard dicked men. It's too late for me.

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple
over a year ago

manchester

When your numbers up your numbers up

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’ve wasted two already this morning! FFS

I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick me pick me!"

Is your brown hole available?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Careful you dont use them all up at once.

I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that

Chins up Rex.

I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you

Hours!!

you’ve got the wrong opinion of me

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

It's a mucky job and I suppose someone's got to do it, so go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the drama

Men’s erections don’t stop usually, "

Once the fun stops it stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they run out.... like eggs in women!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need to make the most of my cock days!!!!"

You do indeed

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’m now singing cock days are over: Rex Holes + the machine.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wait, does this happen to old men?

Need to get some dick appointments in then.

Not with you OP, don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your numbers up your numbers up "

This is very true. The cock has had a good life though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Put me down for a smashing please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve wasted two already this morning! FFS

I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone

Be careful, your number is decreasing rapidly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a mucky job and I suppose someone's got to do it, so go on then"

That’s very kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics

Can't help with your issue though sorry OP

If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?

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What would you call it?"

Paddling the canoe?

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By *llenandmarieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

….. anybody else hit the music from Countdown playing in their head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do they run out.... like eggs in women! "

Yes, you’re born with only so many hard-ons in you I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?

I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A year at your age?

Optimistic of you op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m now singing cock days are over: Rex Holes + the machine. "

I’m hanging on by my foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait, does this happen to old men?

Need to get some dick appointments in then.

Not with you OP, don't worry."

That’s a relief to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put me down for a smashing please. "

Your poor little bullet hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself

Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Put me down for a smashing please.

Your poor little bullet hole

Oh stop it, we both know you destroyed that years ago

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?

I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you

But what would my wife do for sex no men on here would want her for sexy times

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

So do you get a certain number per year/life or does it just die at a certain age?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex?

I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha with testosterone and viagra/cialis so readily available these days does anyone ever have to stop getting a hard on?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex?

I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons?

I could send money for 2 lollipop sticks and some elastic bands

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

On the plus side, at least you won't go blind

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

I'd pop a token in the meter and milk for spunk

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Sounds like the old Phoenix Nights bit where he says you only get a bucket and a half of cum in your life. The other one says that doesn’t sound right

“It’s all I got son…”

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself

Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off

A countdown cock surely?! With the countdown music playing in the background.

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