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Who would like to use one of them up before my dick dies?
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"Who put them in there?" God I think  | |||
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"Who put them in there? God I think "Holy fuck! | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP "If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank? | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?".... What would you call it? | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?
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What would you call it?"Frigging in the rigging? | |||
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"Careful you dont use them all up at once." I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that | |||
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"Careful you dont use them all up at once. I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that "Chins up Rex. I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP "Can I have a tribute video or pic for please? | |||
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"WTF is this!?! There is a literal Cock Clock running down? How can you be so specific about hours of hardness remaining (HOHR)? Fuck this, I’m going to get one of those pumpable penis surgeries. Pump up my cock hard with a squeeze of a fake bollock when needed. Last as long as needed." It’s happening dude. Yours won’t wake up one day | |||
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I need to make the most of my cock days!!!! | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
Can I have a tribute video or pic for please? "Sorry, I need a rollover nap first  | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?
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What would you call it?"Diddle? | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?"(Ladywank) | |||
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"Happens to the best of us youth. Worst thing about it is when you get a random one on the bus, and you know it’s wasted. ( well not unless Doris and the blue rinse brigade, want a eye full ) The mr " Can't say I've been on a bus in years. Or, come to think of it an erection 
Save yourselves you hard dicked men. It's too late for me. | |||
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I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone 
K | |||
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"Pick me pick me!" Is your brown hole available? | |||
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"Careful you dont use them all up at once. I won’t dude, there’s no danger of that
Chins up Rex.
I'll use up a couple of those remaining hours for you "Hours!! you’ve got the wrong opinion of me  | |||
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"Oh the drama Men’s erections don’t stop usually, " Once the fun stops it stops | |||
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Do they run out.... like eggs in women! | |||
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" I need to make the most of my cock days!!!!"You do indeed | |||
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"When your numbers up your numbers up " This is very true. The cock has had a good life though | |||
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"I’ve wasted two already this morning! FFS
I’ll have to use this line now ‘use it or lose it’ on C and when I’m alone
K"Be careful, your number is decreasing rapidly | |||
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"It's a mucky job and I suppose someone's got to do it, so go on then" That’s very kind of you  | |||
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"I've got a solid 5 minute wank from your penis pics Can't help with your issue though sorry OP
If it’s a female masturbating, is it still called a wank?
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What would you call it?"Paddling the canoe? | |||
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Do they run out.... like eggs in women! "Yes, you’re born with only so many hard-ons in you I’m afraid | |||
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"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing? "I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you | |||
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"I’m now singing cock days are over: Rex Holes + the machine. " I’m hanging on by my foreskin | |||
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"Wait, does this happen to old men? Need to get some dick appointments in then. Not with you OP, don't worry." That’s a relief to hear  | |||
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"Put me down for a smashing please. " Your poor little bullet hole | |||
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"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself "Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off | |||
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"Put me down for a smashing please. Your poor little bullet hole "Oh stop it, we both know you destroyed that years ago  | |||
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"I'm still going very well at 54, am I on borrowed time? If so whose time am I borrowing?
I think so dude. I’d hang your undies up if I were you "But what would my wife do for sex no men on here would want her for sexy times | |||
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"Can we start some kind of gofundme for Rex? I mean......with all the people bemoaning a lack of meets on here surely we could rustle up a few extra hard ons? "I could send money for 2 lollipop sticks and some elastic bands | |||
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"Do you have a countdown clock….that could be a thread in itself
Yes but I can’t disclose when my knob falls off "A countdown cock surely?! With the countdown music playing in the background. | |||
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