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B&Q, Aisle 22

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

What am I here to buy?

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"What am I here to buy?

"

Clue... its less than £20

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Duct tape

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By * D 777Man
14 weeks ago

bathgate

a good screw driver or a long stand

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

I do get through lot of that, but no.

More exotic than duct tape

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By *iddlesticksMan
14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Under £20, that’ll be a carrier bag.

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"a good screw driver or a long stand"

That is the prize for anyone that spots me whilst in the shop

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Under £20, that’ll be a carrier bag. "

Or the orange bucket

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By *lexm87Man
14 weeks ago

Various

Knee pads

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By *iddlesticksMan
14 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Under £20, that’ll be a carrier bag.

Or the orange bucket"

They are great buckets though.

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Fork handle.

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Handle for forks.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

screws

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By *hunky GentMan
14 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"screws "

Long screws.

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Knee pads "

Actually I might pick someup whilst Im here..

Have worn my old ones out.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"I do get through lot of that, but no.

More exotic than duct tape "

Exotic duct tape

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Some tester pots to do your makeup.

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Some tester pots to do your makeup.

"

Cheek!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A rubber hose for that nice man you keep chained up in your basement?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Some tester pots to do your makeup.

Cheek!

"

I note you didn't deny it...

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Further clue... I am hoping it will help with my smelly pipe!

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By *ustamanMan
14 weeks ago

weymouth

Cable ties

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Some tester pots to do your makeup.

Cheek!

I note you didn't deny it... "

No, I meant for my cheeks.

Rosy glow maybe

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

A ballcock

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Further clue... I am hoping it will help with my smelly pipe! "

Ohhhhh - a rubber stopper.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"I do get through lot of that, but no.

More exotic than duct tape

Exotic duct tape "

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry

more plastic pipe

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Some tester pots to do your makeup.

Cheek!

I note you didn't deny it...

No, I meant for my cheeks.

Rosy glow maybe "

I'm sure it'll look very nice...

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"Some tester pots to do your makeup.

Cheek!

I note you didn't deny it...

No, I meant for my cheeks.

Rosy glow maybe "

Did they run out of Sticky Bun Varnish?

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

Plunger

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"Plunger"

She’s hoping that’s a member of staff…

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Sadly we are beyond the plunger stage

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Plunger

She’s hoping that’s a member of staff…"

Wahey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Plunger

She’s hoping that’s a member of staff…"

Plunger? Damn near killed 'er!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
14 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Tartan paint?

Fork handles?

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

I've got it now.... it looks intetesting

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Tartan paint?

Fork handles?

"

Four candles?

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I've got it now.... it looks intetesting"

Paint! You're going to watch paint dry! You're so interesting!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix "

Shareholder?

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix "

Kinda

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By * D 777Man
14 weeks ago

bathgate

pipe flush kit

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"pipe flush kit"

nearly

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

Shareholder?"

Haha, I wish. Handyman and buy materials all the time.

The odd thing is it's the same company that owns both B&Q and Screwfix so the money all goes to the same place, just more from B&Q.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix "

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice.

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice. "

A quiet word/demonstration in the back room ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice.

A quiet word/demonstration in the back room ? "

Quite probably. I hear she loves being taken in the back room.

I know I do...

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice. "

You could say Screwfix dont have what I need

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice.

You could say Screwfix dont have what I need

"

Despite the name

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By *arkus1812Man
14 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

What you cannot get from Screwfix you can get from Tool Station

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What you cannot get from Screwfix you can get from Tool Station "

Oooh, do they have tools on display there?

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Pipe and drain cleaning kit.

Stop!! Don't do it!! Don't buy it!

Whatever it is you're going to buy you'll get it cheaper in Screwfix

The shop assistants are hotter at her local B&Q. She can ask them to come and give her... advice.

You could say Screwfix dont have what I need

Despite the name "

Quite

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"What you cannot get from Screwfix you can get from Tool Station

Oooh, do they have tools on display there? "

My local station has tools on display.

Well they’re sort of standing around

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

In case anyone was invested in the original question, it was a drain coil with worm screw. But I can't get the bastard round the second 90° elbow.

I look forward to seeing what you filthy sods make of that!

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By *lexm87Man
14 weeks ago

Various


"pipe flush kit

nearly "

Caustic Soda?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"In case anyone was invested in the original question, it was a drain coil with worm screw. But I can't get the bastard round the second 90° elbow.

I look forward to seeing what you filthy sods make of that! "

Not much, I'm not a plumber, hun.

Honestly, what do you think of us?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"What you cannot get from Screwfix you can get from Tool Station

Oooh, do they have tools on display there?

My local station has tools on display.

Well they’re sort of standing around "

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"pipe flush kit

nearly

Caustic Soda? "

See above.

For all the good it did

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By *rHotNottsMan
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

7 mm steel chains?

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By *lexm87Man
14 weeks ago

Various


"pipe flush kit

nearly

Caustic Soda?

See above.

For all the good it did"

I can't think of anything useful, or witty, to add beyond a pile of caustic soda and a kettle of hot water. You might need to do that a few times, but it can clear a good range of things.

Hope you find a solution without having to put up with drain issues.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Herts


"In case anyone was invested in the original question, it was a drain coil with worm screw. But I can't get the bastard round the second 90° elbow.

"

Not kink shaming but wtf have you been watching on the hub?

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"In case anyone was invested in the original question, it was a drain coil with worm screw. But I can't get the bastard round the second 90° elbow.

Not kink shaming but wtf have you been watching on the hub? "

Inspired by your second public video!

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

If it's not a personal question, how far is it going in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Rope

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"If it's not a personal question, how far is it going in ? "

Won't get round the second 90° bend. But I am having to come in from below the blockage.

Going to have to take the pipe out I think. At least that eay I can pot an access cap in for future issues

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Rope "

Already got loads of that

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By *andi da Thrush OP   TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner

Job done.

Nails ruined!

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