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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Have any male fabbers had sex with somebody else whilst their female partner is in labour?

Have you noticed more offers from female neighbours, friends and work colleagues when they know the due date is imminent and what drives other women to take advantage of the opportunity

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I prefer when you bring us the news.

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By *mma29Couple
22 weeks ago

wirral


"I prefer when you bring us the news."

Was thinking the same.

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By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Any male who's having sex with another female whilst his partner is in labour needs his balls nailed to the wall!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"I prefer when you bring us the news."

Well it's a slow news day today and nobody enthralled by my donkey story...

Hang on.. will keep reading

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By * and R cple4Couple
22 weeks ago

swansea

Labour can be a very scary and traumatic time, and if my husband choose to go and have fun with other people then I would be a single mother it's that simple .

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By *r99mr99Man
22 weeks ago

Ealing


"Have any male fabbers had sex with somebody else whilst their female partner is in labour?

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Who they vote for is none of my business

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By *ot to giggleWoman
22 weeks ago

Coventry

the father of mine went and watched the football and left me to it!!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
22 weeks ago

St Neots


"the father of mine went and watched the football and left me to it!! "

Is this frowned upon? I mean, you don't really need us

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom remembers when fathers were not allowed in and had to wait in the corridor. They then were obliged to go out and wet the baby's head...

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By *ot to giggleWoman
22 weeks ago

Coventry


"the father of mine went and watched the football and left me to it!!

Is this frowned upon? I mean, you don't really need us "

he was a dick - never needed him

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester

I thought this was gonna be about having sex with your partner while she was actually in labour I was thinking, jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"I thought this was gonna be about having sex with your partner while she was actually in labour I was thinking, jesus "

You weren’t the only one.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
22 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"I prefer when you bring us the news.

Well it's a slow news day today and nobody enthralled by my donkey story...

Hang on.. will keep reading "

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By *mmaleiaWoman
22 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"I thought this was gonna be about having sex with your partner while she was actually in labour I was thinking, jesus

You weren’t the only one. "

. I’d typed out 1/2 a rant before I realised

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By *usie pTV/TS
22 weeks ago

taunton

Lol my wife sort of made me do it the night before she had our second daughter she was two weeks overdue and I think she was trying to hasten matters along I went very gentle though, she was randy as fook all through the the pregnancy and I quite enjoyed that time so eventually I went for a third but the pregnacy didn't have the same effect then.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
22 weeks ago

Wales

[Removed by poster at 28/06/24 12:52:56]

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
22 weeks ago

Wales

Wtaf

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
22 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"

Wtaf "

Indeed..

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By *he Silver FuxMan
22 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Don’t you mean ‘whilst pregnant’ not actually in labour.

Although…

I have fucked a couple of women in Labour…

But also a few Liberal Democrats too…

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By *rHotNottsMan
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Shouldn’t this be in the politics section?

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By *ripfillMan
22 weeks ago

havant


"Any male who's having sex with another female whilst his partner is in labour needs his balls nailed to the wall!"

Agree -

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By *awpleasureMan
22 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Have any male fabbers had sex with somebody else whilst their female partner is in labour?

Have you noticed more offers from female neighbours, friends and work colleagues when they know the due date is imminent and what drives other women to take advantage of the opportunity "

Beggar's belief

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I was expecting a Angela Rayner v Penny Mordant thread

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By *exySenseiCouple
22 weeks ago


"Have any male fabbers had sex with somebody else whilst their female partner is in labour?

Have you noticed more offers from female neighbours, friends and work colleagues when they know the due date is imminent and what drives other women to take advantage of the opportunity "

Nope.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
22 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

There is me not reading it properly and read it "as having sex while in labour". Nope. Lol

Also, no!

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle


"the father of mine went and watched the football and left me to it!! "

Was it a cup game - do you remember?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
22 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth "

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times..

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

No but I once fucked a Conservative up the arse whilst her little pinky was out

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
22 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Any male who's having sex with another female whilst his partner is in labour needs his balls nailed to the wall!"

100% agree

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times.. "

Tom reads them once... But if they won't break cover it suggests that Fab is not so liberal...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
22 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times..

Tom reads them once... But if they won't break cover it suggests that Fab is not so liberal..."

Or your embellishment has reached a new low..

Maybe a new angle, Tom the agony uncle?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times..

Tom reads them once... But if they won't break cover it suggests that Fab is not so liberal...

Or your embellishment has reached a new low..

Maybe a new angle, Tom the agony uncle?"

Well sometimes reading replies is agony ..

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"the father of mine went and watched the football and left me to it!!

Is this frowned upon? I mean, you don't really need us

he was a dick - never needed him "

I'd argue that you probably wouldn't have been in labour without some sort of contribution

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
22 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times..

Tom reads them once... But if they won't break cover it suggests that Fab is not so liberal...

Or your embellishment has reached a new low..

Maybe a new angle, Tom the agony uncle?

Well sometimes reading replies is agony .."

Touche

See, your already versed enough to be fabs agony uncle

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Tom can honestly say that his mailbox is full of confessions of male fathers who had sexual relations with another while their partner was giving birth

Of course it is Tom..

Enjoy reading them multiple times..

Tom reads them once... But if they won't break cover it suggests that Fab is not so liberal...

Or your embellishment has reached a new low..

Maybe a new angle, Tom the agony uncle?

Well sometimes reading replies is agony ..

Touche

See, your already versed enough to be fabs agony uncle

"

I am flattered but Lancaster outside of Tom's experience and knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Bulked your donkey thread out a bit chap

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

No but we finished watching Kingdom of heaven before we went the hospital.

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