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By *antam Avershires OP Man
over a year ago

Visiting

Carpenter you will get nailed...

Elec_rician sparks will fly...

What other suggestions??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cleaner, and get swept off your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bricky you'll get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fabber

It won’t be fab

(Disclaimer - I don’t really mean this)

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A bus driver, they will be late, then 2 will come at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A politician - guaranteed you'll get fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bailiff....

They'll smash yer backdoors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taxi driver…they’ll pull out on ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plasterer - they'll sort your crack and damp patch out

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By *riciaWoman
over a year ago

Blaydon

A lawyer - you know you will get shafted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pilot.

They’ll fly off in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magician.

They’ll disappear on ya.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast/Fife

"A politician - guaranteed you'll get fucked"

Unless that's what they promised, then you won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fisherman, you'll go home with a red snapper

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

an equestrian you'll get ridden !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all adds up with an Accountant

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By *enk15Man
over a year ago

Evesham

Accountant.

You will lose interest.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The Mechanic will give you a good service.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A Gardner will keep your bush kempt.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A cancarian, he’ll give you crabs.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A Jockey will ride you, whip you and try to cum first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An undertaker - you'll be guaranteed of a stiff one

(too much??

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CrispyDuck- end with a big drumstick in your mouth

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

... software engineer, they'll spend ages implementing an unnecessarily convoluted solution to what was actually a simple request for some extra functionality, and it won't satisfy your original requirement anyway.

Also they'll cum too soon and leave early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Taxidermist will stuff you

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By *jb1512Man
over a year ago

Lytham

A gynecologists......I will give it a damn good inspection

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A soldier, won't shoot until he sees the whites of your eyes.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A politician, you'll get fucked.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

A floorer you'll be layed

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

A croupier ,it just wasn't on the cards

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I'm a chef...we will skip to dessert

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By *J the bullMan
over a year ago

Washington

A Dr

You will need a second opinion

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

A sailor will have you tied up in knots..

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

A Barber,however I will shave it for later!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The felt roofer, Who lives in an end terraced house and has lost his front door key….

You’ll get your assfelt, Then you’ll go up his back passage.

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By *irwanksalot69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

... a taxidermist, you're gonna get stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... software engineer, they'll spend ages implementing an unnecessarily convoluted solution to what was actually a simple request for some extra functionality, and it won't satisfy your original requirement anyway.

Also they'll cum too soon and leave early.

This seems a very specific one

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A photographer......you'll get shot.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A demolition guy will smash your back doors in.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Laundrette will take a load.

The mr

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"A politician - guaranteed you'll get fucked

Unless that's what they promised, then you won't.

And they'll blame everyone else

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

lumberjack - you'll get cut down

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
over a year ago

Visiting

A taxi driver, you'll end up on PornHub (IYKYK)

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
over a year ago

Visiting

A mathematician, they'll add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs then multiply.

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

A Jehovah’s Witness…. They won’t give up banging on your entrance until you finally come

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By *antam Avershires OP Man
over a year ago

Visiting

A barmaid, you've definitely been pulled

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A fishmonger, will rearrange your guts

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A pipe fitter, will make sure all your tubes are rodded

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