FabSwingers.com forum: Stroke the Donkey

By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that at the beautiful seaside towns of Skegness and Cleethorpes, there is bother on the donkey rides. The donkey owner will not let anyone over 6 stone ride the donkeys to protect the welfare of the donkeys. He has a scales that weigh the children if they look too heavy. But the Obesity Health Alliance are furious that a child is weighed in public and then told they cannot ride a donkey if they are too heavy. Thy are allowed to stroke the donkeys instead.

What's going on. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I went to Weymouth not long ago and the people there doing the donkey rides matched the kids up visually with the appropriate sized donkeys for their height/maybe weight as well.

A rough idea of what a child weighs is harmless if its for the welfare of the animals surely.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
31 weeks ago

St Neots

" beautiful seaside towns of Skegness and Cleethorpes "

Really???

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I went to Weymouth not long ago and the people there doing the donkey rides matched the kids up visually with the appropriate sized donkeys for their height/maybe weight as well.

A rough idea of what a child weighs is harmless if its for the welfare of the animals surely. "

I also doubt many kids would question the process, if it was all part of getting the donkey ride they wanted.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
31 weeks ago

St Neots

My kid is 8, not an ounce of fat on him but he's over 6 stone. Would it bother him/me if they said he was too big/heavy to ride a donkey?? No

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
31 weeks ago

in Lancashire

His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

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By *till gameMan
31 weeks ago

Oldham

"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
31 weeks ago

in Lancashire

"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed "

Wouldn't that be cruel?

And very risky

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By *till gameMan
31 weeks ago

Oldham

"His (or hers) donkeys so up to them to decide how to look after them..

Does this story have legs I wonder..

It could be the kick up the ass that’s needed

Wouldn't that be cruel?

And very risky

Not a kick for the donkey, that would be cruel, maybe a kick for whoever let the kid get to heavy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Central

I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
31 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways."

Maybe get it embroidered on a tea towel?

Mrs TMN x

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By *rHotNottsMan
31 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for "

Skegness a.k.a. Skag ness, a.k.a. skeg Vegas, is famous for bingo, chips and women that will glass you if you look at them.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways.

Maybe get it embroidered on a tea towel?

Mrs TMN x"

Sssshhh...don't mention tea towels.

Em gets triggered

xxxx

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
31 weeks ago

louth

Do you know what the donkeys at Skegness get for dinner?

Half an hour!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"I needed the editorial to include details of these locations, including what they are famous for "

Famous as beautiful seaside towns

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"One of my many school nicknames was "Fat Nick".

I think "Fat Nick, The Donkey Killer" would have been even funnier, in all the right, wrong, horrible ways."

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

What bit of the donkey are you stroking?

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Catherine The Great - rode a donkey and it wasn’t in Blackpool

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By *affron40Woman
31 weeks ago

manchester

Team donkey every day of the week. Poor buggers.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

And the shame of parents with fat kids ?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

i knew the guy who owns the donkey in Skeggy - bought some donkeys off him a few years back, his operators licence he can only have people weighing about 8 stone ride the donkeys or he would loose his licence - the arguments from the parents that their kids are not that heavy - this was the only way to do it

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish

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By *allySlinkyWoman
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Why can't the parents give a piggy back if their kids are too fat for the donkeys ?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
31 weeks ago

St Neots

"If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish "

If the Kids are too heavy *

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By *affron40Woman
31 weeks ago

manchester

"Why can't the parents give a piggy back if their kids are too fat for the donkeys ?"

Yessssssssss

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
31 weeks ago

St Neots

"If the kids are too fat they cannot ride the donkey..

No exceptions. If a parent does not like it then stop feeding them rubbish "

My lad would be classed as too heavy but he's big and strong for his age. Not an ounce of fat on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

My kids not getting on a horse let alone a donkey!!! He's built like Rollo the walker - 6'2" and 20 Stone @ 16

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

" It's all over the news"

It isn’t. Reset your news algorithm.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
31 weeks ago

Chelmsford

" It's all over the news

It isn’t. Reset your news algorithm."

It really is..

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