FabSwingers.com forum: Posh hotels

By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

I’m a spit n saw dust sort of bloke

Work had booked me into this swanky hotel last night

No complaints it was lovely

But I felt so uncomfortable and out of sorts

How do you fit into posh places ?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Love them

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By *ortyairCouple
14 weeks ago

Wallasey

Love them, posher the better, Mrs x

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By *aturemaleMan
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

What do you class as posh? A lot if 'posh' hotels are all fur coat and no knickers.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Like a chameleon. Love spit and sawdust places, jeans and tee shirt, knowing the exits as they are the best nights.

Equally comfortable thinking I'm fat James Bond in swanky places both home and abroad.

Don't stay in the wrong end of town in Quito though!

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

I love looking like I don’t belong in those places.

It’s amusing to watch the confusion of the staff.

I once stayed at the Ruebens, which is opposite Buckingham Palace. It was a work gig that a client paid for. Me and my gang were head to toe covered in dust, grease, sweaty from the days grafting. Filthy overalls, the works. Imagine the look of horror on the doorman’s face when we produced keys to the rooms, meaning he had to let us through the door. His initial look was of total disdain and disgust.

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By *4bimMan
14 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I take a random woman regularly to posh hotels.

We arrive, I ask her what she thinks of the place. Then I leave

Btw in Glasgow they are called pish hotels

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By *reeneyes40Man
14 weeks ago

cambridge

"What do you class as posh? A lot if 'posh' hotels are all fur coat and no knickers. "

When you’re pretty sure the kettle’s not been pissed in, it’s posh.

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By *eroLondonMan
14 weeks ago

Mayfair

I fit nicely. Period.

Thank you.

Love you.

Bye.

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By *8on33Man
14 weeks ago

winfrith

I can stay in them and fit in but I don't enjoy them ,I just don't enjoy hotels

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
14 weeks ago

Stourbridge

I like them.

I’ve stayed in many due to work including the Goring Buckingham Palace.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"What do you class as posh? A lot if 'posh' hotels are all fur coat and no knickers.

When you’re pretty sure the kettle’s not been pissed in, it’s posh."

Yep rule #1 never use the kettle.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm a West End kinda gal and I lurve my East End Boys ... Took my ex (a builder) to a Manor House Hotel for his birthday.

We had afternoon tea, walks in the grounds with squawking peacocks, white linen table covers, four course dinner with wine and to bed in a four poster. High thread count Egyptian sheets of course.

Problem was, the hotel staff were mostly sexist, looking at him when we checked in, when choosing the wine etc.

He said he didn't know what to expect and never felt so uncomfortable in his life... Oh dear...

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By *B69Woman
14 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Love a posh country hotel, large beds. Big bath and lots of fluffy towels

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I only stay in posh hotels.

I fit in just fine.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
14 weeks ago

St Neots

Nah posh places/people ain't for me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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14 weeks ago

East Sussex

I really like decent hotels. I suppose you'd call them posh.

I fit right in because they don't care who you are if you're paying. The people who work there are ordinary people like me and only really care whether you're couple decent guest.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I'm a West End kinda gal and I lurve my East End Boys ... Took my ex (a builder) to a Manor House Hotel for his birthday.

We had afternoon tea, walks in the grounds with squawking peacocks, white linen table covers, four course dinner with wine and to bed in a four poster. High thread count Egyptian sheets of course.

Problem was, the hotel staff were mostly sexist, looking at him when we checked in, when choosing the wine etc.

He said he didn't know what to expect and never felt so uncomfortable in his life... Oh dear..."

Oh no. Did you complain?

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By *ellhungvweMan
14 weeks ago

Cheltenham

A hotel is a hotel, especially for work - somewhere to sleep and then get up and repeat the next day. I just rock up in usual work gear - jeans and t shirt - and get on with it.

The only people who tend to blink an eye in posh hotels are those people who never stay in them. The staff have seen it all and generally don’t care what you wear.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

How do you fit into posh places ? "

I wear a monocle, and call everyone old bean.

The mr

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

Love taking a posh lady with me to posh hotel. All dressed smartly and smelling good. Took one to Claridges for special occasion. My wife bless her never minds or complains who I go with but got some grief with this

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By *ripfillMan
14 weeks ago

havant

Yes no worries - the soap and shower gel smells better

More channels on the tv

More buttons to fiddle with great fun

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Oh no. Did you complain?"

About the hotel staff being sexist? We just rolled our eyes and the staff got the message. Aside from that, it was a great hotel.

My ex just wasn't the kinda guy who is comfortable in unfamiliar settings... Don't get me started on our holiday to Asia...

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By *luebell888Woman
14 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I love a posh hotel although can't afford to stay in them often.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

I love this type of thing.

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By *enegadeMMan
14 weeks ago

oxford

I tend to find the posh places have the facilities to tend to my horse, shoe shine my boots to a higher standard, ensure my top hat doesn’t get damaged and starch my collars much better.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
14 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

Dinner, drinks and a night of debauchery in a posh hotel is

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Oh no. Did you complain?

About the hotel staff being sexist? We just rolled our eyes and the staff got the message. Aside from that, it was a great hotel.

My ex just wasn't the kinda guy who is comfortable in unfamiliar settings... Don't get me started on our holiday to Asia..."

. Oh dear

Horses for courses and all

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By *umagain58Man
14 weeks ago

London

"Dinner, drinks and a night of debauchery in a posh hotel is

Mmm expensive ones I hope

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By *aximus74Woman
14 weeks ago

Manchester

Anybody can "dress posh"...what makes somebody "posh"

Everybody can "act posh" and look posh too

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By *aximus74Woman
14 weeks ago

Manchester

What exactly is classed as "posh"?

I don't think anybody should look down on anybody unless helping them up.

Anybody can "look & act posh,whatever that is"

But at the end of the day we all bleed red and are all born naked and all end up dead..

You are who you are and if people can't accept you for who you are then they not worth your time. In my opinion anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

The poshest most expensive hotel we ever stayed in we we surprised to see a woman at breakfast in the do not room in her dressing gown and bunny rabbit slippers. The staff didn't turn a hair

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Anybody can "dress posh"...what makes somebody "posh"

Everybody can "act posh" and look posh too"

Bullshit. You can't polish a turd. Yes you can throw glitter on it, but it's still a turd. I work with plenty of creatures you could throw a tux on but they wouldn't be able to pull it off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"What exactly is classed as "posh"?

I don't think anybody should look down on anybody unless helping them up.

Anybody can "look & act posh,whatever that is"

But at the end of the day we all bleed red and are all born naked and all end up dead..

You are who you are and if people can't accept you for who you are then they not worth your time. In my opinion anyway

Talking about hotels

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

Very comfortable but also comfortable in chain hotels. We long as they are clean and quiet with good beds I'm fine.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Nope, as much as I'd love to stay in a big fancy hotel, I know where I stand, I don't dress the part, I'd stick out like a sore thumb and feel very uncomfortable lol

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
14 weeks ago

Bromley

I've stayed in Buddhist temple's in India in the slums of New Delhi to the luxury of the Hilton and Sheraton around the world. You just have to slip into your own comfort zone wherever you are.

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By *uenevereWoman
14 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I love a posh hotel.

Sadly, we can very rarely afford to stay in one.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
14 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

I love a nice hotel

. I don’t really try to fit in anywhere really, I’m just me

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
14 weeks ago

Bromley

"I love a nice hotel

. I don’t really try to fit in anywhere really, I’m just me "

Nora, you are most welcome to fit into my hotel room

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
14 weeks ago

edinburgh

Depends on the circumstances and where you’re at mentally.

Enjoyed five star and equally had a ball in “faulty towers” type places with nails sticking out the wrong way to hold dodgy shelf’s on the wall lol.

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By *enelope2UWoman
14 weeks ago

Fife

I stand out anywhere here so I'm used to feeling outstanding..

if I start talking it's even worse so you just have to get used to it

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By *uriousscouserWoman
14 weeks ago

Wirral

I love them! My current FWB has taken me for dirty weekends in a wide variety of beautiful hotels and I've loved every one of them.

I wouldn't say no to a Premier Inn though, I love hotels in general.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Nope, as much as I'd love to stay in a big fancy hotel, I know where I stand, I don't dress the part, I'd stick out like a sore thumb and feel very uncomfortable lol"

That’s exactly how I felt

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"I love a nice hotel

. I don’t really try to fit in anywhere really, I’m just me "

Exactly!

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By *urry BlokeMan
14 weeks ago

I once stayed in a Ritz Carlton for a week

Hated it

Way to posh for me

I don't like scabby flea pits either

Somewhere mid range works just fine

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By *enelope2UWoman
14 weeks ago

Fife

"I love them! My current FWB has taken me for dirty weekends in a wide variety of beautiful hotels and I've loved every one of them.

I wouldn't say no to a Premier Inn though, I love hotels in general."

Me too best do far had a bath in the bedroom. I was by myself but enjoyed the week

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By *alcon77Man
14 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Great for taking photos in.

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

I like posh hotels. No, luxury. I wouldn't say they're posh.

I don't think it's about fitting in as such, they attract such a wide range of clientele and as long as you're respectful, they don't bat an eyelid. I think it's more about how comfortable you feel.

For me it's about the experience. The signature scent in the lobby, the beautiful decor, the room where you can escape from your daily life filled with little details that make you smile. The soft plush bedding, the perfect shower or bath you can share with another, the good food with a simple call. The service that can feel almost personalised to you once there's that level of familiarity. And they're fantastic places for photos.

I don't think a hotel has to be luxury to be good, you can find that sort of thing in some beautiful mid-range properties if you know what to look for/when to book.

But there's something nice about staying in one. Especially with a lover/partner.

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Like a glove sir.

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