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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about.

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By *awpleasureMan
14 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about. "

guffaw and chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed.

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed. "

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Never believe anything from anyone that cant spell the word they are supposedly describing

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By *r John WickMan
14 weeks ago

The Continental

Never call out someone’s spelling, punctuation, or grammar, unless your own is on point.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I have coworkers that wind me up enough that the odd trip to the disabled toilet with the full length mirror is sometimes mandatory

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dave down the pub told me that this decidedly uncouth behaviour is absolutely epidemic amongst ladies in todays society.

They’re insatiable beasts!

Dave never lies either…

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell

No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing

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By *unchalMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed. "

I think you might be exaggerating for comic effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing "

They watch you in the toilets?

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
14 weeks ago

Cumbria


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?"

Women get wet and horny all the time, Tom.

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By *unchalMan
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Never believe anything from anyone that cant spell the word they are supposedly describing "

Well spotted but you don’t to be able to spell to post on here. I’ve seen a good few barely literate posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed.

I think you might be exaggerating for comic effect. "

Not one bit is an exaggeration. At all.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Is this why they all go to the loo together?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
14 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about. "

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
14 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?

Please don't tell him that some women enjoy sex too..

Could be too much bless..

Women get wet and horny all the time, Tom."

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Is this why they all go to the loo together? "

That’s to help a mate with wanking support.

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By *restonguy1981Man
14 weeks ago

preston


"No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing "
definitely not the wisest option

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By *weetiepie99Woman
14 weeks ago

cardiff

Well I'm not much of a wanker anyway, but no, not in work

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell


"No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing

They watch you in the toilets? "

There is obviously no cctv in the toilets but they’re not private single toilets either. No such luxury. Someone would report

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"

Never call out someone’s spelling, punctuation, or grammar, unless your own is on point. "

I bet you double and triple checked that before you hit the “post” button.

I’m right, aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?"

It’s a scenario I’m quite sure Brenda from Accounts used to do quite regularly in Willy’s office

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By *ickshawedCouple
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Is this why they all go to the loo together?

That’s to help a mate with wanking support. "

Not me. We have a wank off. Whomever cums slowest has to buy the next round

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
14 weeks ago

Southend


"A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about. "

Depends if they had taco bell or not.

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By *awpleasureMan
14 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield


"

Never call out someone’s spelling, punctuation, or grammar, unless your own is on point.

I bet you double and triple checked that before you hit the “post” button.

I’m right, aren’t I? "

It's not as if it's a word that is used much nowadays. No wonder people forget how to spell master, mastur, mastir or mastebate.

My phone wanted to change the word to wastewater

Without double or triple checking, I'm going to guess at masturbate.

Looks right to me said Stevie Wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Never believe anything from anyone that cant spell the word they are supposedly describing

Well spotted but you don’t to be able to spell to post on here. I’ve seen a good few barely literate posts. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?"

Confessed ??? Like it's a sin ?

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Mordor


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?

Confessed ??? Like it's a sin ?"

Maybe Tom is a priest as well as a media outlet.

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By *ilver_foxxx69Man
14 weeks ago

Falkirk


"Is this why they all go to the loo together?

That’s to help a mate with wanking support.

Not me. We have a wank off. Whomever cums slowest has to buy the next round "

Beats rock, paper… well maybe not scissors

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By *onkey 2023Man
14 weeks ago

Cross Hands


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed. "

I knew it!!!

I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!!! Lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing

They watch you in the toilets?

There is obviously no cctv in the toilets but they’re not private single toilets either. No such luxury. Someone would report "

cold shiver down my spine! You have to pee right next to someone doing No2's ???? Bleurgh

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By *hrek101Man
14 weeks ago

Herts


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed. "

I knew it

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about. "

Don't think about it until they send you pics of their knickers captioned with: this is what you do to me.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?

Confessed ??? Like it's a sin ?"

Yes Granny. She confessed and I actually blessed her. It's not for Tom to give forgiveness but as an employer, how many minutes a day at work are lost to people who can't control themselves wanking in works time ..?

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By *odgerMooreMan
14 weeks ago

Carlisle


"A female colleague who had a crush on a male colleague confessed that she got soaking wet in her knickers just being sat in the same room with him and had to go to the bathroom to mastebate. How common is this and how often do women do this in the workplace.. ?

Confessed ??? Like it's a sin ?

Yes Granny. She confessed and I actually blessed her. It's not for Tom to give forgiveness but as an employer, how many minutes a day at work are lost to people who can't control themselves wanking in works time ..?"

Give them all self winding watches… then check for broken ones at the end of every shift!!!

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
14 weeks ago

Medway


"

Never call out someone’s spelling, punctuation, or grammar, unless your own is on point. "

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
14 weeks ago

Medway


"Is this why they all go to the loo together? "

Yes

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By *ikesEmBigMan
14 weeks ago

Herts


" In the year of 2024, it is well known women cannot keep their mind free of the raunchiest thoughts of every man within their proximity.

We all sneak off to the toilets all day long to wank over every man that ever existed. "

I fucking knew it

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

My man gets me wet and horny when we go out and he usually sports it out for me under the table

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford

If a lady went to the toilet at work and the previous female occupant has masturbated would the musky scent give it away and if so would you give a knowing look to Tracey in the typing pool ?

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By *ellinever70Woman
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I think it's common for quite a lot of fab people to have poor impulse control leading to them just simply having to wank at work

In real life, I jolly well hope it's not common

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By *unkym34Man
14 weeks ago

London

I e heard it only happens on Fridays

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By *eordieJeansCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

There’s shite up the walls in the toilets at my work. If you can still manage a wank in those conditions I have nothing but admiration for your commitment.

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By *r99mr99Man
14 weeks ago

Ealing


"Is this why they all go to the loo together?

That’s to help a mate with wanking support.

Not me. We have a wank off. Whomever cums slowest has to buy the next round

Beats rock, paper… well maybe not scissors "

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"A few of my female colleagues just so happen to visit the ladies room after we’ve had lunch together. Assumed they were going for massive shite but this has given me a lot to think about. "

Just spat my coffee out Oh the wonders of life

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift."

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work..

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
14 weeks ago

somewhere

Never had a wank at work, anywhere I've ever worked lol

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Never had a wank at work, anywhere I've ever worked lol"

But have you thought about doing it. ?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
14 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work.."

Chewing your food properly is always advisable

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work..

Chewing your food properly is always advisable "

Not every woman is in this zone but apparently lots are. The question is: do women at work feel inadequate knowing their colleagues masturbate at work with all the pleasure that entails and they don't ,?

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work.."

I was answering from my point of view...what other women do has nothing to do with me.

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work..

Chewing your food properly is always advisable

Not every woman is in this zone but apparently lots are. The question is: do women at work feel inadequate knowing their colleagues masturbate at work with all the pleasure that entails and they don't ,?"

What a stupid statement...so you're saying women who don't masterbate at work are "inadequate"

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Tom is getting into strife today - hang on that's something Tom would say

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work..

Chewing your food properly is always advisable

Not every woman is in this zone but apparently lots are. The question is: do women at work feel inadequate knowing their colleagues masturbate at work with all the pleasure that entails and they don't ,?

What a stupid statement...so you're saying women who don't masterbate at work are "inadequate""

No. I am asking if they feel inadequate knowing their friends and colleagues are masticating

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Takes a lot more than just sitting in a room with them. As for going to the toilet for a play....I'm an adult and more than capable of controlling any "urges" during a work shift.

But can you talk for all woman.. ,,,? Some get so turned on they masticate at work..

Chewing your food properly is always advisable

Not every woman is in this zone but apparently lots are. The question is: do women at work feel inadequate knowing their colleagues masturbate at work with all the pleasure that entails and they don't ,?

What a stupid statement...so you're saying women who don't masterbate at work are "inadequate"

No. I am asking if they feel inadequate knowing their friends and colleagues are masticating "

Why would they??

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By *quirrel!Man
14 weeks ago

x


"No, if I did that I’d be chucked straight on the sex offenders wing "

You’d look great in an orange boiler suit!

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