FabSwingers.com forum: Walter Mitty

By *ssex_tom OP Man
26 weeks ago

Chelmsford

The Chief of Police caught wearing a Falklands Medal when he was not entitled is a Walter Mitty character. What famous outlandish claims has someone told you ?

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By *arry monk40Man
26 weeks ago

Telford

My ex wife said she was faithful

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By *heel markMan
26 weeks ago

beside the sea

The same guy used his time in the sea cadets as actual time served in the navy. Hope he's lost his generous pension!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

He’s not the only one. Most Remembrance Parades have a clown like this; those that show off the most have generally not done anything.

Valour thief l!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

And as an aside. Why can’t you post with the word ‘sto1en’ in it on Fab?

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By *ellhungvweMan
26 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Someone once told me that the elves help Father Christmas make all the presents. It’s a lie. The bastards just use my credit card.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

A guy I worked with years ago was a serial liar. Told us most Monday's that he had been flown over to America at the weekend to service a really old plane that he was the only person in the world with a licence

Also told us all he was in the special forces and was hiding in a Wheely bin in Belfast waiting for the order to shoot Paddy Ashdown - those are just the ones that I can remember

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By *mma29Couple
26 weeks ago

wirral

I worked with someone who would win 1st place betting on the grand national each year.

So when we asked on the Friday who he was picking, we was told he'd not had chance to look at the form etc will do in Saturday morning.

Come Monday he has not only won but picked the top 3.

Yeah OK hun.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
26 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"A guy I worked with years ago was a serial liar. Told us most Monday's that he had been flown over to America at the weekend to service a really old plane that he was the only person in the world with a licence

Also told us all he was in the special forces and was hiding in a Wheely bin in Belfast waiting for the order to shoot Paddy Ashdown - those are just the ones that I can remember

Paddy Pantsdown ...

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By *andy CanesWoman
26 weeks ago

candy cane lane

There’s a Jay in every town

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"There’s a Jay in every town

And also a Tommy two shits

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By *andy CanesWoman
26 weeks ago

candy cane lane

"There’s a Jay in every town

And also a Tommy two shits

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