FabSwingers.com forum: Films where you just wasted 2 hours of your life

By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
26 weeks ago

somewhere

1999 I got married, didn't really see any films and never watched human traffic, it's its 25th anniversary this year (I cannot believe I got married for the first time 25 years ago!) so thought "it's about time"....I could have left it another 25 years and still be none the wiser.

Maybe it's because I didn't do any of that growing up so couldn't really get into it, possibly.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Last Jedi.

I would have walked out but someone had been kind enough to pay for my ticket so I sat in polite misery for the interminable duration.

Also, Transformers; what a pile of absolute crap that was.

Fucking insulting in fact!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I loved Donnie Darko ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

For me the worst films EVERRRRRRRRRR

are : Lost in translation and Nope

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"The Last Jedi"

Agree with this one. Absolute trash.

"Also, Transformers"

I thought the first one was quite good!

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By *JB1954Man
26 weeks ago

Reading

Bird Box

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

I made the biggest mistake in watching Nick Cage in the remake of the Wicker Man. I love the original film and knew that film couldn’t be bettered I don’t even know why I went.

Yes at the cinema so I couldn’t even turn the channel over.

They’ll be other films but that’s definitely the worst.

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By *quirrel!Man
26 weeks ago

Nearby

Rebel Moon 2

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By *rispyDuckMan
26 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Being a fan of Harry Potter was initially glad when they announced Fantastic Beasts series!

But what a load of horse shit it’s all been lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I love film, have a good tolerance and respect for the art; but this recent furiosa / mad max was the worst ever!!

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
26 weeks ago

Middle England

Spaceman - starring Adam Sandler

One of the worst, if not, the worst film I've ever seen

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It was so bad I can't remember what it was called. Think it was burn after reading or reading burns. Something like that

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

"For me the worst films EVERRRRRRRRRR

are : Lost in translation and Nope "

Nope, the world's only film that has a name that could be the review at the same time.

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By *ichaelsmyMan
26 weeks ago

douglas

the post room, i walked out after 30 minutes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm going to break one of my own taboos by even mentioning these, but...

The Hobbit trilogy. What a merchandise-centred, fanboy abortion of an adaptation. Quadruply disappointing after the very passable effort that was The Lord of the Rings.

The Hobbit should have been a single film that didn't try to include prequel stuff scraped from the histories. Absolutely abysmal. I'll stop before I rant more and hyperventilate.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Benjamin Button.

Fuck. Right. Off.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
26 weeks ago

Castlebar

Shawshank Redemption

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By *2000ManMan
26 weeks ago

Worthing

For a so-called 'classic' film Taxi Driver was disappointing. The build is good and then it ends when you think something is going to happen.

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By *lubchuckerMan
26 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

The Blair Witch Project without a doubt

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By *uri00620Woman
26 weeks ago

Croydon

Donnie Darko.

LA Confidential

La La Land

The Happening - bc nothing actually happened

Sausage Party

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By *usty07Woman
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"The Blair Witch Project without a doubt"

Could make a better film on my phone in the dark in the park

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By *antasdeerideMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

"1999 I got married, didn't really see any films and never watched human traffic, it's its 25th anniversary this year (I cannot believe I got married for the first time 25 years ago!) so thought "it's about time"....I could have left it another 25 years and still be none the wiser.

Maybe it's because I didn't do any of that growing up so couldn't really get into it, possibly.

Anyone else got films they wished they never bothered with?...eyes wide shut for me is another, Donnie darko is another (even watched it straight after with the commentary and the director couldn't even explain what it was about!) "
Eyes wide shut yes what a waste but I've seen several films recently I didn't enjoy Black Panther and a more recent film about a woman the lead actress that could see events in the future can't remember title .

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The Blair Witch Project without a doubt

Could make a better film on my phone in the dark in the park

The ending of that film still confuses me to this day.

Why was that guy stood pissing against the wall in the house?

I mean…I presume that’s what he was doing at least…

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By *ltrMan
26 weeks ago

sheffield

Avatar bored after 20 mins but my wanted to see it

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"The Hobbit trilogy. What a merchandise-centred, fanboy abortion of an adaptation. Quadruply disappointing after the very passable effort that was The Lord of the Rings.

The Hobbit should have been a single film that didn't try to include prequel stuff scraped from the histories. Absolutely abysmal. I'll stop before I rant more and hyperventilate."

What a mess those films are. My friends who aren’t big LOTR fans say the Hobbit films are the better trilogy and it kills me. I bite everytime. There was far too much CGI as well it felt cartoony.

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By *zeroMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

Justice League.

I have no intention of watching the Snyder Cut because of it.

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Mennochio the heretic.

Although saying that, it's become a standing joke with the person I watched it with now.

Avatar 2 was dire I fell asleep in the cinema watching that.

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By *idlandiaMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Eyes wide shut and Blair witch project.

Both just awful waste of my time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Phone Booth. Had to watch it til the end to make sure I was right that it was THE worst film I’ve ever watched.

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By *lex46TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Near Wells

The remake of King Kong about 20 years ago, over 3 hours of naffness.

Same as Lord of the Rings.

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By *d4fun73Man
26 weeks ago

Shipley

Brazil. No Idea what was going totally waste of of money!

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
26 weeks ago

somewhere

"Donnie Darko.

LA Confidential

La La Land

The Happening - bc nothing actually happened

Sausage Party"

God yeah, la la land was absolute crock of shit lol

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By *ivemealadyboner OP Woman
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Breakfast club, completely forgot about that. Bored us, didn't even watch the end!

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Same as Lord of the Rings."

You’ll love the extended editions.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
26 weeks ago

Rubiksville

Any Marvel movie after End Game

I did quite enjoy Shang-Chi legend of the 10 rings but think it should be a stand alone movie

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

Gravity I thought was a boring load of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull…….awful and ruined the franchise.

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By *ndtheswingersMan
26 weeks ago

colchester

A couple of hours kip is never a waste of time

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By *isurgeanceMan
26 weeks ago

Carterton

This is one of my few hot takes but I thought Inception was utter garbage. I hated it from start to finish, it was basically a Freudian Matrix rip-off and I cared not one iota about any of the characters, the concept, nor for any spinning tops. Just nice-looking pretentious trash. What's worse is the "you're just too dumb to get it bro" responses you get. Sure, whatever. I'll take the OG Total Recall over that bs anytime

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By *eavilMan
26 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I managed to stay through about 40 minutes of the last Indiana Jones shite before storming out in disgust. Biggest load of bollox ever.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"This is one of my few hot takes but I thought Inception was utter garbage. I hated it from start to finish, it was basically a Freudian Matrix rip-off and I cared not one iota about any of the characters, the concept, nor for any spinning tops. Just nice-looking pretentious trash. What's worse is the "you're just too dumb to get it bro" responses you get. Sure, whatever. I'll take the OG Total Recall over that bs anytime

Amen!

It’s an overlong, overblown and overhyped bag of pretentious shite of the highest order.

Original? Not even that! The exact same basic plot was done previously (and far better in my opinion!) in 1984’s, Dreamscape starring Dennis Quade.

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By *alm_one4Man
26 weeks ago

RM16

Bruce Willis - Cosmic Sin. Tried it twice, 20 mins is all I can stand. Set in 2524 and, apparently, we’re still driving 4x4 Pick Up Trucks and firing machine guns

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I fell asleep in the cinema watching sundog millionaire

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
26 weeks ago

Stoke

Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Absolutely shite

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

The new road house complete dross

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By *mateur100Man
26 weeks ago

nr faversham

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!! "

Is it? Why? We were going to watch it at the weekend

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"The new road house complete dross"

I rather enjoyed it

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By *ostindreamsMan
26 weeks ago

London

Recently watched a horror film called Bag Head in theatre. Worst decision of my life

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Prometheus

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
26 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

Battlefield Earth….

I was thoroughly bored one evening in Reading while on a work course, so rather than sit in the hotel room alone decided I’d go to the cinema, the choice was this or a chick flick with David Duchovny in….

Afterwards I wished I’d picked the chick flick

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By *elloWoman
26 weeks ago

alpha centauri

The core. Absolutely loved the beginning, for like 5 minutes people dropping like flies, it was really good and then it just gave up on its self

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"Prometheus "

Yeah this was dog shit.

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By *agatoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Star Wars. Utter tripe. All of it.

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By *agatoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Donnie Darko.

LA Confidential

La La Land

The Happening - bc nothing actually happened

Sausage Party

God yeah, la la land was absolute crock of shit lol"

Emma Stone was pretty, though.

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By *urvy-blue83Woman
26 weeks ago

Lichfield

Dream girls and Barbie

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By *jj2012Man
26 weeks ago

Barry

A bit of the subject but still on topic of films, if you watch jaws backwards it's actually a really nice film about a shark giving arms and legs to people

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!!

Is it? Why? We were going to watch it at the weekend "

I thought it was good but then I liked La La Land, Eyes wide shut, Brazil, Taxi Driver …

Not really seen any bad ones - if the critic rating is low on rotten tomatoes ill pass.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"For me the worst films EVERRRRRRRRRR

are : Lost in translation and Nope "

I liked Lost in Translation. And Nope, but it’s like all the Jordan Peele movies, fantastic build but the final reel is not really satisfying.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"I made the biggest mistake in watching Nick Cage in the remake of the Wicker Man. I love the original film and knew that film couldn’t be bettered I don’t even know why I went.

Yes at the cinema so I couldn’t even turn the channel over.

They’ll be other films but that’s definitely the worst.

Thank you for your service. Your brave sacrifice meant that so many did not have to. You will never get those two hours back and Nic Cage’s extreme over-acting will haunt you forever, and spoil his ‘good’ performances too.

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By *lex.and.SexCouple
26 weeks ago

Bedale

It's a relatively small number of films that I can't find SOME enjoyment of to justify the runtime of a single viewing. Some exceptions I can recall

Legion

Don't look up

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By *mily36CWoman
26 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"The new road house complete dross"

^^^ this ... it was beyond cringe.

Some things are just not meant to be remade or secquelled!!!

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By *anny_stevensMan
26 weeks ago

holytown

The sin eater, a heath ledger film, was billed as an exorcist type of film, but by god was it crap! Walked out halfway through

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By *all_Dark_DirtyMan
26 weeks ago

all over

Django unchained and The hateful 8. QT’s foray into the western genre was very disappointing.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Prometheus

Yeah this was dog shit."

Oh, Prometheus was such an utter disappointment.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
26 weeks ago

Epsom

I’m Thinking of Ending Things

I still don’t understand what I was supposed to have watched

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Cabin in the woods!! 2 hours and £16 quid I will never get back!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
26 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Wonder Woman 1984.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

We’ve a thing on wine and movie nights, actively hunting out really shite Nicholas Cage films (we love the Cage but some of his ‘pay the rent’ recent film have been utterly ridiculous and at least a two bottler on many occasions). K

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By *antam AvershiresMan
26 weeks ago

Falme

Skyline and Big Hero 6 were total waste of time

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By *ozzybear1981Man
26 weeks ago

preston

Broke back mountain…I thought it was a film about mining

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
26 weeks ago

Stoke

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!!

Is it? Why? We were going to watch it at the weekend "

Love war films, but this just drags on, boring, boring, boring film!!

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By *undee2Man
26 weeks ago

Dundee

I just go to sleep. If it can't keep me awake then it isn't worth. My lad doesnt want me to go the cinema with him any more. Apparently I snore too much and he just moves to another seat

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester

The Popes Exorcist with Russell Crowe. Hilarious for the wrong reasons

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Once upon a time in Hollywood was one of the most boring films I've ever watched.

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

"We’ve a thing on wine and movie nights, actively hunting out really shite Nicholas Cage films (we love the Cage but some of his ‘pay the rent’ recent film have been utterly ridiculous and at least a two bottler on many occasions). K "

He's done some crackers !!

loved Pig

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Ghost". Still resent I paid money for this.

Also "Chasing Amy". Dire!

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By *26StitchMan
26 weeks ago

Hucknall

Napoleon. Was really looking forward to it and was hoping for so much more even after the critics had panned it. Both of my buddies fell asleep during it and quite frankly I envied them.

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

I went to see Gravity and I really couldn't care less about the story but visually it was great so I put in my earphones and listened to some ambient music and watched space.

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By *26StitchMan
26 weeks ago

Hucknall

"The Blair Witch Project without a doubt"

Oh yes, I kept thinking that it had to get better, then it just stopped

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

""Ghost". Still resent I paid money for this."

Aw, I love Ghost. The orchestral version of Unchained Melody at the end always makes me teary eyed when Sam is about to move on

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wirral.

""Ghost". Still resent I paid money for this.

Aw, I love Ghost. The orchestral version of Unchained Melody at the end always makes me teary eyed when Sam is about to move on

Nooooo! It was utter tosh

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By *enSiskoMan
26 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Napoleon.

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By *wosmilersCouple
26 weeks ago

Heathrowish

Love Actually.....more like Crap Actually

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By *uri00620Woman
26 weeks ago

Croydon

""Ghost". Still resent I paid money for this.

Also "Chasing Amy". Dire!"

Chasing Amy isn't great. I love Hooper's speech though about Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy busting up Vader's hood.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Not a film .. but Scotland v Hungary was a pretty dismal couple of hours, closely followed by Engerland v Slovenia

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley

Jack Reacher (Tom Cruise)

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Broke back mountain…I thought it was a film about mining

It was.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

""Ghost". Still resent I paid money for this.

Aw, I love Ghost. The orchestral version of Unchained Melody at the end always makes me teary eyed when Sam is about to move on

Nooooo! It was utter tosh

It was, but good tosh! I’ve never been able to get into the Swaze in…anything…in his best performances he is like a block of wood and in his worst performances, he is just like a block of wood.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Love Actually.....more like Crap Actually "

No. The Colin Firth story is lovely.

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By *mily36CWoman
26 weeks ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Broke back mountain…I thought it was a film about mining

Well in a way you weren't wrong???

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Something about Hansel and Gretal hunting witches. I think Hawkeye was in it.

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By *f.I.Like.It.I.Do.ItCouple
26 weeks ago

Keighley

Contagion. One of the first films my husband and I went to see at the cinema together, he’s not allowed to choose any more.

Also Locke. Proved to me that as gorgeous as he is, I couldn’t just sit and watch Tom Hardy talk for two hours

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
26 weeks ago

London

"Brazil. No Idea what was going totally waste of of money!"

One of my favourite films

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
26 weeks ago

Cumbria

300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
26 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Breakfast club, completely forgot about that. Bored us, didn't even watch the end!"

One of my favourite films!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
26 weeks ago

Cumbria

"Brazil. No Idea what was going totally waste of of money!"

Another one of my favourite films.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
26 weeks ago

London

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!! "

Someone had to say it, finally. Thanks

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit."

This is madness!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit."

300 broke my pause button. Damn that movie.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
26 weeks ago

London

Don't Look Up. Funny, and it wasn't meant to be funny

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
26 weeks ago

Cumbria

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit.

This is madness!"

Given the Spartans encouraged sexual relationships between their soldiers it’s entirely in keeping with history.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Crow 2 city of angels

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit.

This is madness!

Given the Spartans encouraged sexual relationships between their soldiers it’s entirely in keeping with history."

I was hoping for a “This is Sparta!” Your reply works just as well, though. Can hear King Leonidas saying it now.

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By *intiemintieWoman
26 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Melancholia....

aptly named and extensively slow-paced doom and gloom fest to be got through.

(A nice-looking horse with a cameo role was some salvation). x

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By *cotsguyyMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

300, someone said Rebel Moon earlier, we can just lay to rest all Zack Snyder movies here and now.

- Dawn of the Dead

- 300

- Watchmen

- Suckerpunch

- Man of Steel

- Batman Vs Superman

- Justice League

- Army of the Dead

- Rebel Moon

Wow, he really is a dreadful director. Haven't seen Legend of the Guardians, so there might be one good one in there after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I remember going to a midnight screening of "mortal kombat". This was the first film adaptation of the game as far as I'm aware.

Bad.

- Very bad.

I remember falling asleep.

I was in my late teens, so it was a long time ago.

I do think film adaptations of games has gotten better in recent years though.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Brazil. No Idea what was going totally waste of of money!

One of my favourite films

Wha? I love Brazil and I am willing to give Terry Gilliam a pass for anything he wants to make. I was slightly obsessed by The Fisher King for a while. What a great film.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit."

Wrong. It is all the bad stuff that people say but is also unlike anything anyone had made until then. Oh and it is bloody entertaining.

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By *punk n gushCouple
26 weeks ago

deal

Cocain bear

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!!

Someone had to say it, finally. Thanks "

Not seen it yet but am firmly in the camp that Christopher Nolan hasn’t made a truly original film in years.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit.

This is madness!"

Wha!

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By *llblueMan
26 weeks ago

Irvine

Moulin Rouge

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"300, one of the worst films ever.

It is however the most homoerotic film ever made so I suppose, if you view it as gay porn, it has merit.

300 broke my pause button. Damn that movie. "

I agree and it was a fun story. That was before I realised how weird Gerard Butler’s mouth was.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Don't Look Up. Funny, and it wasn't meant to be funny "

Slightly odd. Not sure nic roeg had made a truly good movie. Although I have fond memories of watching Jenny Aguter in Walkabout as a child. I had neglectful parents who allowed to go to the cinema from 9am until 11am. I watched the same double movie programme over and over. I think I saw this three times one day.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Crow 2 city of angels"

Yeah, bad. Loved the first movie. Always thought that Tim Burton’s Batman should have been like this.

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By *unchalMan
26 weeks ago

Dartford

"Melancholia....

aptly named and extensively slow-paced doom and gloom fest to be got through.

(A nice-looking horse with a cameo role was some salvation). x"

I haven’t seen it but it is on my list.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Crow: City Of Angels has been mentioned;

I actually didn’t mind this one too much and thought Vincent Perez played the tortured soul adequately enough even if it admittedly wasn’t a patch on Brandon Lee’s original.

However, The Crow: Wicked Prayer starring Edward Furlong…..now THAT is fucking abysmal.

Insultingly so in fact

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By *-MrGatsby-.Man
26 weeks ago

London and Sandy

"Brazil. No Idea what was going totally waste of of money!

One of my favourite films

Brazil is a Marmite film (I also loved it)

The last Matrix film. What a total waste of everyone's time.

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By *eah BabyCouple
26 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

The Banshees of Inisherin

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"The Banshees of Inisherin"

I found that a little disappointing too..

Considering the director did "in bruges", which is so good...

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By *tylebender03Man
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Space Jam 2 the worst movie ever. Which was a shame as the original is a classic

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By *ny1localMan
26 weeks ago

READING

Blue lagoon, although not totally wasted, I got a damn good sleep during it.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading

Inception. Load of bollocks.

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By *partharmonyCouple
26 weeks ago

Ruislip

Dune. The most boring film I've ever seen.

Tenet. The most pointlessly complicated film I've ever seen.

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By *unch XXXMan
26 weeks ago

liverpool

The punisher (2004)

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By *yzykMan
26 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Avatar is the first that comes to mind

Cocaine Bear and Under Paris more recently, absolute gash

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By *uiet LightMan
26 weeks ago

Hove

Zombieland: Double Tap - a pointless rehash of the pretty good original, everyone involved clearly just going through the numbers to pick up a paycheck

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By *enfold75Man
26 weeks ago

hemel hempstead

Batman vs superman

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By *areDevil99Man
26 weeks ago

West Midlands

The Hangover 2

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By *utterfly1983Couple
26 weeks ago

Widnes

Buried.. cannot believe I actually went to the cinema to watch that!

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By *areDevil99Man
26 weeks ago

West Midlands

watched it at home and it was crap lol

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"watched it at home and it was crap lol "

What did you watch?

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By *jg83Man
26 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Shooting fish absolutely awful and kiss kiss bang bang walked out the cinema ha

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By *areDevil99Man
26 weeks ago

West Midlands

"watched it at home and it was crap lol

What did you watch? "

Buried, film mentioned before, forgot to quote lol

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By *elvet RopeMan
26 weeks ago

by the big field

Birdman- Michael Keaton

Fences- Denzil Washington

Freddie got fingered- Tom Green

probably less than two hours wasted in total, as i think i turned then all off pretty quick, they were that dire

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By *omptationMan
26 weeks ago

liverpool

Been watching a bunch of mockumentaries recently and Antrum and Lake Mungo are two of the most boring films I have ever sat through

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By *eacupsbearCouple
26 weeks ago

York

"The Blair Witch Project without a doubt"

Utter shite..

Waste of life watching this pile of poop.

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By *elvet RopeMan
26 weeks ago

by the big field

"Donnie darko is another (even watched it straight after with the commentary and the director couldn't even explain what it was about!) "

Its essentially a love story- for his family and the girl...the rest is just artistic guff really

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley

"Oppenheimer! Absolute tosh!!

Someone had to say it, finally. Thanks "

Exactly!

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By *punk n gushCouple
26 weeks ago

deal

Sasqwatch sunset lol

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
26 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The original Star Wars, all the other kids thought it was fantastic, I just thought what a waste of time, never bothered with any of the follow-up films.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Donny darko

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By *UNCHBOXMan
26 weeks ago

folkestone

Son of Sam. Most bored I’ve ever been in a cinema

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By *zeroMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Probably under 2 hours but I hated Napoleon Dynamite when it came out.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

"Probably under 2 hours but I hated Napoleon Dynamite when it came out."

I couldn't get enough of that film When it came out

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