FabSwingers.com forum: Secondary Insults

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I just read a veri that said about a bloke........

Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!

So what does that say about you lot ?

What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?

Keep it light and no names x

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By *eliWoman
22 weeks ago

Oh. When they say they didn't expect someone like me to be on this site.

I think that's a compliment, deluded enough to take it as one.

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

You guys get compliments?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Well, as lovely as you all are- I have better things to do

There's another one for you....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

I know I’m a mong, doesn’t bother me.

The mr

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By *ozzybear1981Man
22 weeks ago

preston

Googling the definition of the word….compliment

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
22 weeks ago

Markfield

I always wonder if “left me wanting more” is a way of saying “I didn’t orgasm” or similar.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
22 weeks ago

Hell

I see “never fails to disappoint” a lot

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

"yeah you are fat...but sexy fat"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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22 weeks ago

East Sussex

' you're so much easier to talk to than other women.'

' she doesn't have all the drama like other women of her age'

' I'm not like other men'

' it's so nice to see a woman who takes care of herself '

God damn all you other horrors

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
22 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“The best wingman/woman” = I didn’t fancy them at all. Not even a little bit.

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle

Appeared in the restaurant looking like she lives under a bridge… teeth like she’s been eating sugar puffs and more hair on her top lip than Freddy Mercury… was the veri I had ready for Granny but she never met me!!

*some details above may be inaccurate

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Sneaks off to check my veris

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By *icecouple561Couple
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22 weeks ago

East Sussex

The ultimate secondary insult has to be

'older women know what they want and how to get it'

. Begone all you youngsters who don't know how to go about getting what you want.

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By *electableicecreamMan
22 weeks ago

The West

I can't believe you haven't been snapped up by someone.

Thanks. I think.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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22 weeks ago

East Sussex

' oh I'd never swing with a girlfriend, I'd respect her too much '

Erm...

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By *8on33Man
22 weeks ago

winfrith

you'd have great knees but for the legs or you have a great smile but for the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Couple - We have had lots of applications and will be making a choice later today.

I didn’t know I had applied!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

'You seem normal'

If that’s the case, the rest of you need to chill

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By *icecouple561Couple
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22 weeks ago

East Sussex

"'You seem normal'

If that’s the case, the rest of you need to chill

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By *oewes69Man
22 weeks ago

wakefield

""yeah you are fat...but sexy fat"

What the actual fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

we Only meet professional men with clean fingernails.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Appeared in the restaurant looking like she lives under a bridge… teeth like she’s been eating sugar puffs and more hair on her top lip than Freddy Mercury… was the veri I had ready for Granny but she never met me!!

*some details above may be inaccurate

Too right details are inaccurate! It was a CAFF!

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Carlisle

*some details above may be inaccurate

Too right details are inaccurate! It was a CAFF!"

Hey!! Im trying to project an ‘urban sophistication’ image on here !!!

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By *imply DeeWoman
22 weeks ago

Wherever

“I can’t believe you’re on here”

“I can’t believe you’re single”

“I can’t believe you’re 51” or, the prime variation of it which is “You’re look good for 51 years old”

And my personal favourite - “You’re not my usual type but I still would” (after seeing my face picture)

I could go on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

Told this before but many years ago a young fellow was stroking my elbow/arm and said, in a kind of surprised voice 'You have soft skin for an old woman'

I was in my mid 40s

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

Apparently, I'd have the perfect body if I lost my stomach.

He didn't realise the stomach comes with the boobs and bum.

One goes, they all go.

Well, maybe not the bum; it's always been big.

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By *issmorganWoman
22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I had someone say I don't look that old, I guess they were trying to be nice in a round about way.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"You're so mature for your age". Because apparently everyone in their 20s is an absolute neanderthal

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Awww you're so cute = I would never have sex with you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Awww you're so cute = I would never have sex with you"

Thanks

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By *unchalMan
22 weeks ago

Dartford

""yeah you are fat...but sexy fat"

No! That can’t be real? Is it?

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.

9 out of the 10 time's I'm wearing my chicken suit and one time this lady who we will call Linda (because you can't use real names on here) had the audacity to say these hurtful words to me "I love the suit your comb is sublime, your feathers are so shiny but as for your wattles they are tiny and pathetic how the hell are they even that colour you definitely aren't for me cock". They got up walked off never to be seen again left me all alone even blocked me on fab.

I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.

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By *illan-KillashMan
22 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Not as funny in person.

*cheeky feck. I'm fucking hilarious.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You've got good legs for a fat bird"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.

I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.

Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.

I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.

Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?"

I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Whats a compliment?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.

I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.

Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?

I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe?"

Glanny see allllll Glasshoppaaa

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By *ansoffateMan
22 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Please don't bundle me in with these reprobates.

You are such a chick.

Supposedly it's a compliment.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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22 weeks ago

O o O oo

Not bad for an old bird

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By *aughtynottsCouple
22 weeks ago

Outside Nottingham

If you where my wife I wouldn't share you...

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By *ugby 123Couple
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22 weeks ago

O o O oo

"The ultimate secondary insult has to be

'older women know what they want and how to get it'

. Begone all you youngsters who don't know how to go about getting what you want."

Ah you see in my era I would go with that being true..I didn't come into my own until my late 30's. I think then it was an age thing for me.

Now though a lot of lovely youngsters have much more confidence and nouse about them to know what they want and know how to get it a lot younger than I was.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

""yeah you are fat...but sexy fat"

No! That can’t be real? Is it?"

100% real.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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22 weeks ago

O o O oo

Keep it general please, no pasting PM's

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By *otSoPoshWoman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The ultimate secondary insult has to be

'older women know what they want and how to get it'

. Begone all you youngsters who don't know how to go about getting what you want.

Ah you see in my era I would go with that being true..I didn't come into my own until my late 30's. I think then it was an age thing for me.

Now though a lot of lovely youngsters have much more confidence and nouse about them to know what they want and know how to get it a lot younger than I was."

"Nouse"! That's the word I couldn't think of the other day!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
22 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

"If you where my wife I wouldn't share you...

We've had this one too as well as if I'm in a relationship there's no way I'll be in or let her be in this lifestyle, but do you fancy getting together?

Also not forgetting the usual are you really as old as you say? No of course not ..I just like to make myself older for fun

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By *he love catsCouple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

"When I meet with people for the first time I usually push the boat out and choose a fancy restraunt like a wetherspoons or something.

I went home feeling so clucking sad with tears in my beedy little eyes I couldn't even cross the road to get to the other side.

Did you go on Curry night with a free effe ?

I've always wondered if it's you (Linda) there's always been something I found familiar, how would anyone else know about the effe?

Glanny see allllll Glasshoppaaa "

I'm sorry you had to see that this morning but it wasn't even my Idea.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........

Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!

So what does that say about you lot ?

What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?

Keep it light and no names x "

Attractive for a disabled bird

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........

Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!

So what does that say about you lot ?

What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?

Keep it light and no names x

Attractive for a disabled bird"

At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace.

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By *rHotNottsMan
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Can’t remember the exact words as It was post orgasm, she was talking & wasn’t fully paying attention. It was something along the lines of ‘you’re not actually that bad’

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
22 weeks ago

North West

"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........

Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!

So what does that say about you lot ?

What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?

Keep it light and no names x

Attractive for a disabled bird

At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace.

I also get proper insults

I was picking out the backhanded compliments only

I'm sorry you've experienced that

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I just read a veri that said about a bloke........

Very and attractive and highly intelligent - way too good for this site!

So what does that say about you lot ?

What backhanded insults/compliments have you seen or had ?

Keep it light and no names x

Attractive for a disabled bird

At least you got called attractive (and you are). People see my disability and vanish without trace.

I also get proper insults

I was picking out the backhanded compliments only

I'm sorry you've experienced that

I'm used to it now.

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