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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " oooh Joe what are you saying  | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? oooh Joe what are you saying "I'm not saying that they always come when there's a long queue at a roundabout, buuuuut...  | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " Fun fact ambulances can't have the siren going for longer than a certain time .... | |||
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"Who cuts my barbers hair, and why am i using them if his is better!" I dunno, I've seen some barbers with pretty wrecked up shit  | |||
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"Do uber eats ever nick a chip?" I imagine some nick the whole meal and report it as "lost" | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? Fun fact ambulances can't have the siren going for longer than a certain time ...." Like the time it takes to get from the back of a busy roundabout to the front? | |||
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"Do uber eats ever nick a chip? I imagine some nick the whole meal and report it as "lost" "If you’ve ever ordered delivery containing a bottomless refill, chances are your Deliveroo/uber eats has d*unk and refilled before delivery…….. | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " I’ve witnessed about 3 police cars do this… One made it blatantly office when the light went amber to red and all of a sudden the blues and twos came on… haha | |||
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"Are emergency services drivers trained to imitate the nee nah nee nah sound just incase they stop working on an actual live shout" No.. Nowadays they're designed by boffins and more woop woopie.. | |||
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"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds??" Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families... | |||
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"Do Amazon or other delivery drivers know what they deliver? "Do they order stuff for themselves, it's on their round to deliver, realise they live up 8 flights of stairs (no lift) and think "fuck that!" | |||
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"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds?? Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families..." True story | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers" Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait  | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? I’ve witnessed about 3 police cars do this… One made it blatantly office when the light went amber to red and all of a sudden the blues and twos came on… haha" Just a coincidence! | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait "My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre  | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait
My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre "I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait
My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre
I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol"Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait
My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre
I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol
Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol"They won’t know you hate them!…lol | |||
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"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?" | |||
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"Why does everyone hate bus drivers Because far too many are bloody ignorant. I had one crash into my car squeezing through a gap not big enough because he couldn't be arsed to wait
My husband got pretty much run off a road by a bus barging through even though it wasn't his right of way... my husband ended up having to pay for a new tyre
I’m a lorry driver! Hate bus drivers! Lol
Blimey! Lol... well I can't really hate bus drivers as they get me to and from work lol
They won’t know you hate them!…lol"True lol | |||
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"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation? "I know a tower crane operator! And yes he does! Lol | |||
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"Where do tower crane operators go the toilet? " they piss in a bottle | |||
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"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation?" I would imagine so... Many other men seem to do so... | |||
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"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers "Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol | |||
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"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers
Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol"And when you have to stop at the service stations you automatically get the horn? | |||
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"Why is so many of our 'who is mobile nearby' lorry drivers
Us lorrr drivers get everywhere!.,.lol
And when you have to stop at the service stations you automatically get the horn? "Not every time!….lol | |||
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"Where do tower crane operators go the toilet? they piss in a bottle "Not the one I know | |||
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"Which doctors do doctors go to when unwell....or do they just prescribe their own meds?? Doctors are not allowed to prescribe for themselves or their families..." I know | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " I was a paramedic for 23 years. From the ambulance side of things, it's a long and boring answer and a yes and no. Using the blues and twos (sirens) is a specific exemption granted by the Home Office. Misusing it is a criminal offence and no ambulance crew would ever use it to get to a tea break, or just to pass traffic. Trust me, for an ambulance crew, sitting in traffic is a break. The only time they would be ordered to use the noise and lights is if the control needed you at a specific location for an active standby, ie waiting for emergency calls to come in at a location convenient for all directions, such as near a motorway junction, or city centre area. | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? I was a paramedic for 23 years. From the ambulance side of things, it's a long and boring answer and a yes and no. Using the blues and twos (sirens) is a specific exemption granted by the Home Office. Misusing it is a criminal offence and no ambulance crew would ever use it to get to a tea break, or just to pass traffic. Trust me, for an ambulance crew, sitting in traffic is a break. The only time they would be ordered to use the noise and lights is if the control needed you at a specific location for an active standby, ie waiting for emergency calls to come in at a location convenient for all directions, such as near a motorway junction, or city centre area." Ahhh that you for actually answering that. I'll admit that my original question was only partly tongue in cheek  | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " Are the MC flurry machines actually always broken or do staff just not like making them | |||
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"What happens when you ejaculate in zero gravity?" . Check out the videos of astronauts drinking water in space. I'd imagine it might be the same/similar | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? Are the MC flurry machines actually always broken or do staff just not like making them "They don't like CLEANING them. | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " Usually only when the food they’ve picked up is still hot. | |||
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"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "There is no quota and you should stop people genuinely randomly some coworkers did every 9th person then some areas everyone is checked that has had an extended travel example 4 weeks somewhere or in a high contraband area... Example Amsterdam Cozumel etc | |||
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"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ? The mr " I can confirm this office worker has done this | |||
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"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "Yes they do but it's open ended, they search everyone that activates the arch and the arch will activate at random to make the numbers up if it needs to. | |||
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"How do politicians sleep at night " Absolutely I have offended wondered how they do just that Counting sheep or scandles … | |||
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"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ? The mr I can confirm this office worker has done this "
Why does this not surprise me.
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"Do people who work in an office ever photocopy their genitals ? The mr I can confirm this office worker has done this
Why does this not surprise me.
The mr "Because I’m predictable? | |||
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"For example, do police cars and ambulance drivers ever whack the sirens on just to get past traffic? " they can't there monitored I believe | |||
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"Do the guards at Buckingham palace and on parade pee in their boots? "No doing be silly, they pee in their colleagues boots next too them | |||
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"Do the guards at Buckingham palace and on parade pee in their boots?
No doing be silly, they pee in their colleagues boots next too them
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"male crane operators, they must have a lot of sitting around, do they ever bash one out at elevation? "Why do you think so many building projects always run over schedule..? | |||
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"How do politicians sleep at night " Very well, as most have no morals. | |||
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"Do airport security have a quota of how many to frisk ? Plus do they have a changeable criteria for stopping people to frisk ? "Yes. I fly Around 4 times a month often more | |||
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"Do opticians test their own eyes and say outloud "now or now"?" I know some that self refract yes  | |||
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"Do Waitrose staff have, don't shout ,'fuckin' ow much!' training for when they are on till duty?" They are trained to keep a straight face when pushing a "2 for the price of 3" promo. | |||
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"Do brewery workers ever organise a piss up ?" Yes. | |||
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