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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have one of those fecking consumer survey companies that keeps ringing me. I have tried to obtain the actual company name and asked them to take note that I do not wish them to call me... the reply being "we don't care, we'll call you again anyway"

So before I get the problem sorted, I intend to at least have a bit of a laugh.

I'm making up a list of names to use when they ask me to confirm my name.

I'm thinking along the lines of:

"No that's not my name I'm Miss Hunt... first name Mahairic."

Maykia Coccich

Yurat Ossa

Donna Annchyps

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

If they ask to speak to a particular person, just say you will go and get them, then put the phone on the table and forget about it.

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

"If they ask to speak to a particular person, just say you will go and get them, then put the phone on the table and forget about it. "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I found that saying "do you mind if i just carry on with what i was doing when the phone rang?" in a pleasant voice really works.

They always say yes but then get discouraged when they can't hear over the vacuum cleaner (which i hold the phone very close to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that telling them I'm part of the Anonymous hacking collective usually gets them hanging up rather sharpish, especially when I say, "Ah yes, there you are" after tapping my keyboard rather loudly.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You lot are crap at making names up

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Lol, reminds me of when a company continually called our home phone.

They called when I was watching Emmerdale so ended up telling them my name was Charity Dingle. They asked dozens of questions resulting in answers such as I don't work, I've got 13 children, 7 cats, 11 dogs, no tv, no Internet as I couldn't afford it, no car, rented house, smoke and drink like a trooper, didn't pay my bills or rent....the call went on for about 20 minutes....but, I've not heard from them since

Mrs BB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are crap at making names up

Tell 'em you're a Russian mail order bride called Nika Sofalot

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Norma Stitz

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Wilma Fingerdoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugh Janus

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Tess Steckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben Dover

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yuwanne Taweggi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toby le Rone

Annette Curtain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told one if them that if they rang me again I would ring the police and have them for harassment after 6 calls in one day

never heard from them again

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Succa Madikov

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Yuwanne Taweggi"
i like the miss hunt name, i think that will do the trick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Su Perman.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Juan King

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Pizzinya Mumzass

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sheeton Yaddad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lita Milch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keisha Butt

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Mike Oxlong

Nora Titsoff

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By *wingsnroundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I kept getting a particular PPI complaint company calling. I cave the following details:

Mike Litoris

69 Arrop Lane

NE1 4BJ

12/3/45

He didn't seem to realise I was taking the piss!

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By *wingsnroundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

I kept getting a particular PPI complaint company calling. I cave the following details:

Mike Litoris

69 Arrop Lane

NE1 4BJ

12/3/45

He didn't seem to realise I was taking the piss!

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By *ursevampsWoman
over a year ago

bucks

better way to eal withthem get the kids t answer the pone soo scare them off lol

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