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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh! "Handbag check….. Keys Purse Straw Dildo My phone number Whatever else…. | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro "Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!  | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh!
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Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue! " | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro "I just done that! Freeze burn is real! | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro
Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue! "Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!  | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro
Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!
Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof! "Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!  | |||
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"An alternative to paper straws! Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming! The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to! Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me! I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte. Bring back plastic! " Agreed! I went through too many paper straws last time I was at the pub. I hate the feel of a metal straw and can't get used to it. | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro
Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!
Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!
Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!
"Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too! | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro
Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!
Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!
Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!
Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too! "Plan B - let’s get takeaway  | |||
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"Discard the straw and the lid and gulp that bad boy down like a pro
Make sure when a little spills down the side of your mouth you make eye contact with a hot guy as you seductively clean it with a tissue!
Yea think the litter picker not quite where i wanna go! ... right, hunting out 'hot' guys! Now need serviettes! Your plan isnt fool proof!
Plan B - invite me along, I’ll lick it off your face!
Plan B .. can you get the freezing icecubes that just gone down my shirt too!
Plan B - let’s get takeaway "Would that not be plan C? Or shall we just skip to z  | |||
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"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them." Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front!  | |||
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"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them. Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front! "Are those ice cubes cold on your nipples? | |||
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"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them. Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front!
Are those ice cubes cold on your nipples? "It was well worth it to be honest, its a bit warm! | |||
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"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good." Ooh need to try these xx | |||
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"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good. Ooh need to try these xx" just drink it straight out the cup lass . | |||
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"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good. Ooh need to try these xxjust drink it straight out the cup lass ." That got a touch messy | |||
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"Metal straws taste all metallic though, bamboo straws are good. Ooh need to try these xxjust drink it straight out the cup lass . That got a touch messy "really you messy pup | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh! "I do this it's on a keyring with car keys. | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya" It's the keeping it with you past that doesn't usually work. I've now got bales of bags for life and yet every time I'm standing at the check out they are either in the car or at home A straw wouldn't stand a chance - plus those ice-cream/milkshake ones are alot bigger diameter than normal ones. Oh and only half the population carry hand baggage | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh!
Handbag check…..
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Straw
Dildo
My phone number
Whatever else…."What? No tissues, hand sanitizer or a pen? Clearly you don’t commute! | |||
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"When I worked in a nursing home, my friend, gave me a box of the plastic straws, still got half the box, hundreds of them. Not keen on metal straws, you know when you taste pepsi from a can/bottle/glass...that and yes I do reuse the plastic straws a few times, I don't just bin it, I remember when I was a kid and being taught to reuse them. Ooh so need a stash of these! Just poured it down my front! "I'm still recovering from this image.  | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh!
Handbag check…..
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My phone number
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i need a bigger bag"Or a smaller dildo. | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh!
Handbag check…..
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Purse
Straw
Dildo
My phone number
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i need a bigger bag
Or a smaller dildo. "So a bigger bag then | |||
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"I have a little metal one that goes into three pieces and clips onto a bag (in its case) or keyring" We’re talking straws right? | |||
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"I bought some silicon straws. They’re pretty good actually " Silicone - that’s definitely the answer! | |||
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"Nobody likes a cold soggy end " Warm and sticky do instead? | |||
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"Buy a metal one and keep it with ya Oh!
Handbag check…..
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Purse
Straw
Dildo
My phone number
Whatever else….
i need a bigger bag"Possibly a suit case | |||
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"An alternative to paper straws! Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming! The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to! Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me! I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte. Bring back plastic! " Klean Kanteen do a reusable metal straw with a rubber tip. | |||
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"An alternative to paper straws! Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming! The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to! Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me! I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte. Bring back plastic! " Your local primary school need you to visit to say that and then they can all point and say ‘bad lady’ (Yes it’s all the wee bastards fault that plastic straws were banned) | |||
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"An alternative to paper straws! Sitting here with my caramal iced latte, which i failed to calorie count, actually there's no calories because the fucking straw keeps jamming! The end is soggy, and we all know what a soggy end leads to! Oh and the litter collector keeps taking to me! I want to roast in peace in my car DRINKING my iced caramal latte. Bring back plastic! " Silicone straws are pretty good | |||
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"You are right giggle, Paper straws suck.
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