FabSwingers.com forum: Crumpets

By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

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By *ussle SproutMan
32 weeks ago

the middle

They

Are

Nice

With

Butter

And

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Toasted with butter please

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

With ham and cheese.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
32 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Grilled with cheese on

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By *oldyoudown41Man
32 weeks ago

caledonian

Peanut Butter

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By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"They

Are

Nice

With

Butter

And

Marmite "

^^ Someone who truly understands

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Texture like rubber. Slightly more digestible. The holes are there to let the evil out.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
32 weeks ago

Coventry

toasted to crispy - butter and salt!! yea its something my nan put on when i was a kid!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

"They

Are

Nice

With

Butter

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Marmite "

Yes !!!

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By *iker JackMan
32 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Where the butter leaks through on to the plate below

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By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Texture like rubber. Slightly more digestible. The holes are there to let the evil out. "

Are you talking about me?

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By *ortyairCouple
32 weeks ago

Wallasey

It's the definition of comfort food. When the butter comes through the bottom, delicious,

Mrs x

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple
32 weeks ago

Reigate

Never have liked them

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
32 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Drowned in mature cheddar and sprinkled with tabasco.

Yum......

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Only nice toasted with Lurpak

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
32 weeks ago

Ryde

Aside from being lovely on their own, a couple of them topped with scrambled egg make a nice tea when you can't be arsed to cook.

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By *tephanjMan
32 weeks ago

Kettering

"Grilled with cheese on

As above yum

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By *layfullsamMan
32 weeks ago

Solihull

They were always girls you fancied back in the day

No idea why crumpet equaled a hot girl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"They were always girls you fancied back in the day

No idea why crumpet equaled a hot girl lol"

Blame the cockney slang of "Strumpet"- "nice bit of Crumpet"

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By *he love catsCouple
32 weeks ago

South Wales

Love them with salted butter and vintage cheddar.

I don't like the two that stick to the cardboard bit in the packaging they should do away with it I don't think it's needed.

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By *layfullsamMan
32 weeks ago

Solihull

"They were always girls you fancied back in the day

No idea why crumpet equaled a hot girl lol

Blame the cockney slang of "Strumpet"- "nice bit of Crumpet"

Ahhh that makes sense now but who can I blame for strumpet ?

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By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Peanut Butter

Intetesting...

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By *ansoffateMan
32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

With butter, there can be only one topping.

Here endeth the lesson.

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By *layfullsamMan
32 weeks ago

Solihull

Butter, ham and poached egg

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By *hrek101Man
32 weeks ago

Herts

Toasted, butter, honey

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

Luscious when fresh - oozing juices, full of promise.

Once they age - hard, bitter, difficult to digest.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

In South Africa, crumpets are what seem to be called Scotch Pancakes here. I was very confused by these weird round things with holes that were labelled "crumpets" when I first got here.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
32 weeks ago

preston

Grilled with cheese on and hp sauce on top

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By *KBIMALE2025Man
32 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

"They

Are

Nice

With

Butter

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Marmite "

I totally agree with you, the best way for them

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

With butter, peanut butter or cheese and Worcestershire sauce. They have to be Warburton's and not cheap own brand ones, toasted until crispy.

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By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Luscious when fresh - oozing juices, full of promise.

Once they age - hard, bitter, difficult to digest."

Very much like spouses!

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By *eah BabyCouple
32 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Toasted, butter and jam

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By *laytime_13Woman
32 weeks ago

Lincs

What’s this love of savoury crumpets all about?

Just butter on mine please. Or if I’m feeling really decadent Nutella too

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

Toasted perfectly. Slightly crispy, bit of a bite. Hate those pale, insipid, doughy things with not enough hole ratio.

Slightly cooled so the butter doesn't drip through on to my fingers (that can be fun though).

Has to be really good butter.

Sometimes have them with cheese or lemon curd, the perfect crumpet just needs butter though.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I will say, toasted with butter and cherry curd is just amazing.

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

"I will say, toasted with butter and cherry curd is just amazing. "

Oh cherry curd! I'd never heard of this heavenly thing, good excuse to visit some farm shops this weekend! Thank you Davina.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Toasted till nicely browned on top, a generous helping of butter, followed by a hefty dollop of strawberry jam! ... If my fingers aren't getting juicy, what's the point!?

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Butter and marmite all the way.......scrumptious

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Luscious when fresh - oozing juices, full of promise.

Once they age - hard, bitter, difficult to digest.

Very much like spouses!

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By *akedMMan
32 weeks ago

Witney

Toasted with organic butter and my homemade marinade

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By *arkus1812Man
32 weeks ago

Finedon ,

My Choice would be Warburtons Crumpets, toasted, topped with butter and Marmite.

When the mood takes me I drop the Marmite and top them with my homemade 3 fruit marmalade.

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By *ortney CocksWoman
32 weeks ago

Dripping in butter

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
32 weeks ago

Tamworth

Lightly toasted with butter.

Upgrade - with cheese.

Further upgrade - bacon and scrambled eggs.

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By *elloWoman
32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

They like to get on the buses

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By *DcbCouple
32 weeks ago

Leeds

With butter & jam - yum!

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By *layfullsamMan
32 weeks ago

Solihull

"They like to get on the buses

I love on the buses, I hate you butler

Sorry showing my age

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
32 weeks ago

Merseyside

Love them and they make lighter versions… it’s a thing with holes how much lighter can it get??

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By *andi da Thrush OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Round the Corner

"Love them and they make lighter versions… it’s a thing with holes how much lighter can it get??

Bigger holes?

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By *ischaTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Sheffield

Love them, Warburtons do some proper big ones

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

I love a bit of crumpet

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By *layfullsamMan
32 weeks ago

Solihull

"I love a bit of crumpet"

Ooh errr mrs

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

I’m having crumpets for dinner tonight, funnily enough.

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By *ougarsilkWoman
32 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Love them

toasted well with butter. Red Leicester cheese on or raspberry jam on. Or both on together

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Anyone that puts anything other than butter on should be locked up.

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By *injaprincessWoman
32 weeks ago

herehere

Love them toasted with poached eggs, bacon and brown sauce …. Or we make them into mini pizzas !

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By *ellhungvweMan
32 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"They

Are

Nice

With

Butter

And

Marmite

^^ Someone who truly understands"

I am with you both!

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By *urry BlokeMan
32 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Toasted perfectly. Slightly crispy, bit of a bite. Hate those pale, insipid, doughy things with not enough hole ratio.

Slightly cooled so the butter doesn't drip through on to my fingers (that can be fun though).

Has to be really good butter.

Sometimes have them with cheese or lemon curd, the perfect crumpet just needs butter though."

Meli

No mention of the L O A F?

Is this a ploy to make sure no one gets there before you?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
32 weeks ago

Durham

Like most things they’re best when smoothed and dripping with tasty toppings

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

"Toasted perfectly. Slightly crispy, bit of a bite. Hate those pale, insipid, doughy things with not enough hole ratio.

Slightly cooled so the butter doesn't drip through on to my fingers (that can be fun though).

Has to be really good butter.

Sometimes have them with cheese or lemon curd, the perfect crumpet just needs butter though.

Meli

No mention of the L O A F?

Is this a ploy to make sure no one gets there before you? "

Exactly! Loaves are in limited supply, if I have the chance to buy one and someone has got there before me? I'd be truly devastated.

Bar you. I'd be fine with you having my loaf.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
32 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Shite.

Look like urinal cakes.

Taste like cardboard.

Old people things.

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By *urry BlokeMan
32 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Toasted perfectly. Slightly crispy, bit of a bite. Hate those pale, insipid, doughy things with not enough hole ratio.

Slightly cooled so the butter doesn't drip through on to my fingers (that can be fun though).

Has to be really good butter.

Sometimes have them with cheese or lemon curd, the perfect crumpet just needs butter though.

Meli

No mention of the L O A F?

Is this a ploy to make sure no one gets there before you?

Exactly! Loaves are in limited supply, if I have the chance to buy one and someone has got there before me? I'd be truly devastated.

Bar you. I'd be fine with you having my loaf. "

Thank You

I'd share though

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Humble brag incoming!

Greenhalghs now have a mobile food van that parks outside work at lunchtime... and it's on said van too

It's only been coming about a fortnight but I'm already spent about half my salary

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By *eavilMan
32 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Prefer a pikelet. Same great flavour but thinner and less filling so can have more

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Three every morning for breakfast

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