FabSwingers.com forum: Who Wants To Be In My Clique?

By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

One simple rule.

Whatever you say (including out, not in, variations thereof), I simply reply with "Go fuck yourself".

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Not in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fancy a bum?

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

Go fuck yourself

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
34 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Dearest Nicky, please can I fuck myself?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Not in

Go fuck yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Take me now

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Fancy a bum?"

Go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Dearest Nicky, please can I fuck myself?

Go!

Fuck yourself.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
34 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Nicky, I was wondering if I could give you a titjob finished off with a good, sloppy suck?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Take me now "

Go fuck yourself.

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By *illDoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Preston

I wouldn’t join any clique that would have me as a member

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Nicky, I was wondering if I could give you a titjob finished off with a good, sloppy suck? "

Go fuck yourself.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
34 weeks ago

Cardiff

Out

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I wouldn’t join any clique that would have me as a member "

Go fuck yourself.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Go fuck yourself, pissy Flaps

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Out

Go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself, pissy Flaps

Mr"

Go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Do I get a badge and membership card?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
34 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Nicky, I was wondering if I could give you a titjob finished off with a good, sloppy suck?

Go fuck yourself. "

I was only asking!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Do I get a badge and membership card?"

Go fuck yourself.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself. "

Go fuck yourself

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Nicky, I was wondering if I could give you a titjob finished off with a good, sloppy suck?

Go fuck yourself.

I was only asking! "

Go fuck yourself.

Again.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself"

Yourself go fuck.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck."

Fuck yourself, Go!

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By *illDoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Preston

"I wouldn’t join any clique that would have me as a member

Go fuck yourself."

Ah now I want to join !

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Noooooo. It's soooooooo last year

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck.

Fuck yourself, Go!"

Yourself again go fuck.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Go fuck yourself?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I wouldn’t join any clique that would have me as a member

Go fuck yourself.

Ah now I want to join ! "

Again, once more, go forth and fuck thyself.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck.

Fuck yourself, Go!

Yourself again go fuck."

Fuck! Go yourself!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Noooooo. It's soooooooo last year

Go.

Fuck.

Yourself!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Go fuck yourself Joe!

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By *hunky GentMan
34 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Noooooo. It's soooooooo last year

Go.

Fuck.

Yourself!"

Awwww fanx.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck.

Fuck yourself, Go!

Yourself again go fuck.

Fuck! Go yourself!"

Go fuck yourself.

Thrice.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Just go and fuck yourselves.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck.

Fuck yourself, Go!

Yourself again go fuck.

Fuck! Go yourself!

Go fuck yourself.

Thrice."

Go forth and multiply alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Go fuck yourself Joe!"

Genius!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

If I've missed anyone - guess what?

You can go and royally fuck yourselves.

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By *Silver-Man
34 weeks ago

Mold

Bollocks

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

well it wont be the first time i been told this today

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself

Yourself go fuck.

Fuck yourself, Go!

Yourself again go fuck.

Fuck! Go yourself!

Go fuck yourself.

Thrice.

Go forth and multiply alone."

Go fuckity fuck fuck yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Go fuck yourself Joe!

Genius! "

Yup.

Now go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Bollocks"

Go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

well it wont be the first time i been told this today "

Or the last.

Go fuck yourself.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

is that sofa assault? did the cushion give consent!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

Because they fucked themselves.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
34 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

Leather works best.

Steer clear of the hessian type ones, bitches!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
34 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m in (the sink)

The eagle has landed!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’m in (the sink)

The eagle has landed!

Don't go fuck yourself.

But, do.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm out - can't keep up with this

So I guess I'd better go fuck myself

Carry on fucking yourselves without me xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Go fuck yourself Joe!

Genius!

Yup.

Now go fuck yourself."

Say please

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

is that sofa assault? did the cushion give consent!"

Doesn't matter because it felt sofa-king good

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I want to sexually satisfy myself but I'm tired of just wanking all the time. What should I do?

Have you tried your sofa?

If you kneel in front of it and rest on the seat cushion you can shag between the chair and cushion.

You change the resistance by pushing down harder on the cushion.

Why does that sound like a suggestion from experience?

Leather works best.

Steer clear of the hessian type ones, bitches!

And easily cleaned. You're a smart cookie

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wirral.

Can I be in your clique Nicky dear? As the only person I know with more of a potty mouth than me

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

If Conor MacGregor said - you’re sitting in my seat… what would you say to him??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"If Conor MacGregor said - you’re sitting in my seat… what would you say to him??

Got your name on it ? Pay for it did you ? Fuck off soft lad. You whining bastard before I fuck you off..... try another chair and excite yourself to death ... twat.

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

"If Conor MacGregor said - you’re sitting in my seat… what would you say to him??

Got your name on it ? Pay for it did you ? Fuck off soft lad. You whining bastard before I fuck you off..... try another chair and excite yourself to death ... twat.

You made him cry… happy now??

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By *ichie Rich 93Man
34 weeks ago

Wild S.West

Go fuck yourself ! Is a standard reply. Lol bravo sir

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By *ozzybear1981Man
34 weeks ago

preston

I’m washing my arse crack

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

If you agree to paying me £10,000 per month to be your Clique general secretary please respond with: Go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

Good morning beautiful people.

You can all go cunting fuck yourselves.

Unless that stitches me up financially (nice move Hans

So just fuck you all, and your cliques!

My clique.

Oh god - I don't know.

Just have sex.

It's good.

Byyyeeee

xxxx

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By *odgerMooreMan
34 weeks ago

Nowhere

You can all go cunting fuck yourselves.

Last time i heard that was off my choir master!! Ahhhh the good old days!!

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By *ffervescentMan
34 weeks ago

winfrith

nice specs

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Do I get a badge and membership card?

Go fuck yourself. "

I tried, but my bones wouldn't let me bend far enough.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"nice specs"

They are.

I know.

Thank you.

Now go fuck yourself.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Do I get a badge and membership card?

Go fuck yourself.

I tried, but my bones wouldn't let me bend far enough."

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP Man
34 weeks ago

St Leonards

You can all go cunting fuck yourselves.

Last time i heard that was off my choir master!! Ahhhh the good old days!!

It's music and poetry combined

Oh - go fuck yourself.

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