FabSwingers.com forum: What annoyed you today?

By *onkeynut OP Woman
21 weeks ago

somewhere

I’ll start…

1.People. All people today.

2.Someone referred to me as “someone” in a message.. to me

so condescending

3. I’m hot and my bedroom is like a sauna

So fabbers, what annoyed you today?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hayfever

Woe is me!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
21 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Microsoft word.

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By *rispyDuckMan
21 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sexual frustration

Sexy minx local to me sent me a few pulse racing nudes this morning

& all day at work my cock was throbbing! So horny struggled to concentrate at work lol

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
21 weeks ago

St Leonards

The Clique.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
21 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Literally everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

I dropped my toast, butter side down too!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The Clique."

I didn’t manage to piss in my sink today

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Got sore eyes. Not hayfever or anything, they are just bloody sore

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By *ensuallover1000Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Got sore eyes. Not hayfever or anything, they are just bloody sore"

Blepharitis?

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
21 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Got sore eyes. Not hayfever or anything, they are just bloody sore"

Did someone fart on your pillow?

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By *agic.MMan
21 weeks ago

Orpington

Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

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By *ellhungvweMan
21 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Nothing. I have had a good day.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
21 weeks ago

St Leonards

"The Clique.

I didn’t manage to piss in my sink today

I'll do one for you now Sensual.

Just pay it back in your own bathroom sink one day - no rush

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By *oadsafun1960Man
21 weeks ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

People not showing common courtesy, surely it's not impossible to say thank you for doing something nice.

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By *parkle1974Woman
21 weeks ago

Leeds

Making a cake that took 7 hours instead of 3!!!!

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By *agatoXXXMan
21 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Nothing. Today has been good.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
21 weeks ago

Coventry

someone who should have know better!!

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By *oo..Woman
21 weeks ago

Boo's World

Absolutely nothing

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By *earmegrowlMan
21 weeks ago

wolves

People mainly,

Car drivers not knowing how to drive

Druggies and alcoholics Willenhall

Then dick heads on here being that's towards women I know,

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By *onnyJohnMan
21 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Hayfever

Woe is me! "

Speaking as someone who has suffered Hay fever almost my entire life here's a few tips, they are not foolproof and each or more may work (or not) to varying degrees..

1. Get the injection (obvious, i know) but beware it not suitable for everyone and may not work.

2. Antihistamines (again obvious) try various manufacturers, even the one's with the same active ingredient can vary in their effectiveness, one brand may work one year and be utterly useless the next.

3. Start your preferred treatment BEFORE the season starts.

4. Wear sunglasses, again, might help might not but it certainly helped me.

5. Try natural remedy, local honey in your drinks / on cereals and such instead of sugar, but it HAS to he local to you.

Some of the above may work, some won't, the key is finding which, sometimes none will work in which case its a shot summer.

You have my sympathy.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
21 weeks ago

Manchester

The football!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
21 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Not being invited into the clique

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
21 weeks ago

somewhere

"Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

I remember you. Welcome back

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By *rucking-HellMan
21 weeks ago

Northampton

Nothing has annoyed me today.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
21 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Not being invited into the clique

Mr "

Nice try.

That’s exactly what a clique poster would say.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
21 weeks ago

Castlebar

My mind doing overtime in a tired self critical state. I could blame others but it's me. All me

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By *ookie46Woman
21 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m full of cold and currently deaf in one ear it’s annoying the hell out of me

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By *earmegrowlMan
21 weeks ago

wolves

Oh and now a mosquito has just got me on my bollocks bloody charming he went for them

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

Having to work tonight

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By *otSoPoshWoman
21 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nothing.

No... wait... that's not right.

The milk fell out of the fridge and cracked. That was annoying.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
21 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I’m full of cold and currently deaf in one ear it’s annoying the hell out of me "

Pardod?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
21 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

England Football Team .

That's it

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By *oodmessMan
21 weeks ago

yumsville

Flies and clever flies

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By *ookie46Woman
21 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I’m full of cold and currently deaf in one ear it’s annoying the hell out of me

Pardod?"

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
21 weeks ago

Greater London

1. The numerous messages with just “Hey”

2. Winking and then sending friend requests without even a message or two to chat.

3. It’s not the weekend yet.

4. I’m not at home again tonight!

Other than that it’s been a lovely day lol

Sarah xx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
21 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Hayfever

Woe is me!

Speaking as someone who has suffered Hay fever almost my entire life here's a few tips, they are not foolproof and each or more may work (or not) to varying degrees..

1. Get the injection (obvious, i know) but beware it not suitable for everyone and may not work.

3. Start your preferred treatment BEFORE the season starts.

4. Wear sunglasses, again, might help might not but it certainly helped me.

5. Try natural remedy, local honey in your drinks / on cereals and such instead of sugar, but it HAS to he local to you.

Some of the above may work, some won't, the key is finding which, sometimes none will work in which case its a shot summer.

You have my sympathy. "

Thank you

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By *ampant555Man
21 weeks ago

brighton/london

The person that has to sit next to you on a train when there are loads of free seats…..

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
21 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

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By *weetiepie99Woman
21 weeks ago

cardiff

My lovely melon that I was so looking forward to, nice and icy from the fridge was well a bit soft, and rotten, sure there's a double entendre there somewhere

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
21 weeks ago

Wirral.

Nothing. I've had a lovely day. Even menopause behaved. Result

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
21 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Not being invited into the clique

Nice try.

That’s exactly what a clique poster would say."

Now I'm definitely feeling a part off, a comment back of the infamous Henriette and Sam, fuck the clique right off now....

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By *eliWoman
21 weeks ago

Not seeing someone in the morning was 2% annoying. In a good way.

Honestly, that's the best I have right now.

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By *edbiker6Man
21 weeks ago

Scarborough

My staff who didn’t turn up due to football

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
21 weeks ago

Pontypool

Posting in a thread and then getting a random message via that thread, unrelated to anything our profile has posted. Just, why?!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
21 weeks ago

Pontypool

"My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

I have extra milk, but can't help with the MOT stuff, sorry!

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By *acDreamyMan
21 weeks ago

Wirral

Airport delay predicted by the airline 24 hours in advance.

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By *ing00Man
21 weeks ago

Kettering Area

"My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

Yeah mines failed too.. Going in tomorrow for about £350-with of work..grr.

Also, some undeserving git head the last fruit toast at work. What made it even more irritating is they "fancied a change" OMFG. It was mine!! I always have fruit toast. A hex upon their house!

Grr.. grrr.. And thrice grrrr!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

I have extra milk, but can't help with the MOT stuff, sorry! "

Oooh you’re not far either. Help a neighbour out?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
21 weeks ago

Pontypool

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By *hunky GentMan
21 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Nope.

Sorry.

All good again today.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
21 weeks ago

Pontypool

"My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

I have extra milk, but can't help with the MOT stuff, sorry!

Oooh you’re not far either. Help a neighbour out?

Always!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My car failed MOT and I have no milk.

Yeah mines failed too.. Going in tomorrow for about £350-with of work..grr.

Also, some undeserving git head the last fruit toast at work. What made it even more irritating is they "fancied a change" OMFG. It was mine!! I always have fruit toast. A hex upon their house!

Grr.. grrr.. And thrice grrrr!

Hexxxxx!!!!!! Let’s hex upon the MOT people too. We need to get about! Don’t worry about the snapped suspension and worn out brake pads! It’s fine!!!!

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By *4bimMan
21 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

people being late.

i hate lateness

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By *Silver-Man
21 weeks ago

Southport

Had to work late due to my staff pulling sickies

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By *agic.MMan
21 weeks ago

Orpington

"Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

I remember you. Welcome back

People on the forum remembering me...so annoying

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

I remember you. Welcome back

People on the forum remembering me...so annoying

Oh I remember you well!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
21 weeks ago

Herts

"I’ll start…

1.People. All people today.

2.Someone referred to me as “someone” in a message.. to me

so condescending

3. I’m hot and my bedroom is like a sauna

So fabbers, what annoyed you today?"

"1" mainly lol

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By *rispyDuckMan
21 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

No1 sat on my face lol

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By *aizyWoman
21 weeks ago

west midlands

"Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

I remember you. Welcome back

People on the forum remembering me...so annoying

Oh I remember you well!

You're not the only one!

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By *ing00Man
21 weeks ago

Kettering Area

"Hexxxxx!!!!!! Let’s hex upon the MOT people too. We need to get about! Don’t worry about the snapped suspension and worn out brake pads! It’s fine!!!!"

You're spookily close.. failed front ball joint (hehe heheh.. "ball" hehe) and a rear wheel bearing has gone. To put a cherry on top apparently a treat brake light has gone and I've an advisory about a light gone on the rear number plate.

So I'm all up for hexing those MOT orcs!

You get the eye of newt, I'll get the blood of dragon.. a hexing we shall go..

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
21 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I got war declared on me and the score is 2-0 to them!!

Someone had audacity to wish me Good Morning when they had no idea whether my morning was good or not.

I shook up my protein shake without checking the lid properly!!

Other than that it’s been ok

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Hexxxxx!!!!!! Let’s hex upon the MOT people too. We need to get about! Don’t worry about the snapped suspension and worn out brake pads! It’s fine!!!!

So I'm all up for hexing those MOT orcs!

You get the eye of newt, I'll get the blood of dragon.. a hexing we shall go..

I can help with your ball joint! I’m great at ball stuff

As for the rest of it, I’ll get the voodoo doll out as well.

Mine needed a new “spring” literally all they said, and they fixed that, then upon the second MOT they noticed a coolant leak. Sounds a bit suspicious to me

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By *mf123Man
21 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

England southgate harry kanes voice

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
21 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Came back to fab after more than a year break...had a peek on the forum and realised nothing has changed...same posts, same drama

... so annoying

I remember you. Welcome back

People on the forum remembering me...so annoying

Oh I remember you well!

You're not the only one!

Good taste Daizy

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By *ust want fun 888Man
21 weeks ago

nearby

My guy Dog was taken for a good run this morning by a friend, when he got back he was too knackered to take me for a walk

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Had the horn past few days but the clackernuts will be manually dealt with after what can only be described as a clusterfuck apocalypse since early yesterday afternoon.

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
21 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

Not annoyed but I think I've annoyed the men folk

As I dared to reply to a forum about why guys don't get responses on here...

My response is apperently down to the moon cycle

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By *agnar73Man
21 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Not annoyed but I think I've annoyed the men folk

As I dared to reply to a forum about why guys don't get responses on here...

My response is apperently down to the moon cycle

I think that’s just one particular man. Wouldn’t worry

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By *ascaIMan
21 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Had a Magnum earlier and a big chunk of the chocolate fell on the floor. It’s been a rough day.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
21 weeks ago

Trowbridge

The drive into work

The kettle and lack of clean cutlery at work

People

Time (there is never enough)

The drive home

Being sore

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
21 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

"Not annoyed but I think I've annoyed the men folk

As I dared to reply to a forum about why guys don't get responses on here...

My response is apperently down to the moon cycle

I think that’s just one particular man. Wouldn’t worry "

Oh I'm not. But thankyou x

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By *aizyWoman
21 weeks ago

west midlands

"Had a Magnum earlier and a big chunk of the chocolate fell on the floor. It’s been a rough day. "

That is rough, you have my sympathy, a whole side of my nobbly bobbly slipped off yesterday, still not over it!

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
21 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

"Had a Magnum earlier and a big chunk of the chocolate fell on the floor. It’s been a rough day. "

I would have cried especially if it was one of the white chocolate ones

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
21 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

"The drive into work

The kettle and lack of clean cutlery at work

People

Time (there is never enough)

The drive home

Being sore

The kettle and cutlery thing would make me mad.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
21 weeks ago

Ryde

The dildos carrying out continuing roadworks right by my house.

They are so bloody incompetent that when trying to direct the driver into their reserved parking space, the passenger forgot the "parking suspended" cone was right in front of the van, and it got jammed between the arch and the wheel.

He was on the ground for about 2 solid minutes trying to free the cone, and it was pretty much destroyed when it eventually came out.

The photos I took of it are hilarious, and I obviously shared them on social media!!

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By *um_Runner74Man
21 weeks ago

Buffalo Springfield, East Anglia

The consistent shit I have from my so called line manager. Roll on next week as I'll be departing for pastures new.

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman
21 weeks ago

on the naughty side of the street

"The dildos carrying out continuing roadworks right by my house.

He was on the ground for about 2 solid minutes trying to free the cone, and it was pretty much destroyed when it eventually came out.

The photos I took of it are hilarious, and I obviously shared them on social media!!

Yep and they still can't fix the millions of pot holes in our roads...

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