FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say during sex and at a funeral?

By *olgate OP Man
4 days ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Thank you for coming

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By *ensuallover1000Man
4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘As we lower him down into this hole….’

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

Omg I didn't realise it was going to be this big

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

I don't know half the people here

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
4 days ago

London

It's hard. Stay strong

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By *kphooeyMan
4 days ago

Finchley

All rise.

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By *og-ManMan
4 days ago

somewhere

He died with a smile on his face

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By *rHotNottsMan
4 days ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can’t believe how many people came

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By *oeBeansMan
4 days ago

Derby

She touched so many people in special ways...

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By *auntymanMan
4 days ago

Stourbridge

Love a stiffy

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

Do you need a tissue?

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By *ANDA!Man
4 days ago

DUMFRIES

Where's the stiff?

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By *arkSovereignMan
4 days ago

Nunya

I cant believe he lasted this long..

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
4 days ago

somewhere

He's a bit stiff

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By *parkle1974Woman
4 days ago

Leeds

I'm sorry....were you close??

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
4 days ago

London

"Do you need a tissue?"

Hahaha

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By *arkSovereignMan
4 days ago

Nunya

It was the second stroke that did it

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
4 days ago

St Leonards

Just one more fuck before they go please?

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By *punk n gushCouple
4 days ago

Walmer,

Oh my he's going to take a few hours till Cooked where's the pub

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By *agatoXXXMan
4 days ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

She's got a really hot body...

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By *punk n gushCouple
4 days ago

Walmer,

"She's got a really hot body..."

Lol yep get your cremation today lol

Wow uve been in carol vorderman's knicker draw to what a coincidence ??

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By *ellhungvweMan
4 days ago

Cheltenham

Who is playing the organ?

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By *punk n gushCouple
4 days ago

Walmer,

Requests

Ain't no sunshine till she's gone

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By *ust want fun 888Man
4 days ago

nearby

I took a Viagra, now it’s time for the raising of the dead

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By *olgate OP Man
4 days ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You will be next

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By *enriette and SamCouple
4 days ago

The Magic whip

What’s that clicking noise?

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By *entBarryUKMan
4 days ago

Ashford

Crikey, this is depressing

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By *enriette and SamCouple
4 days ago

The Magic whip

Oh, it’s great aunt Mary.

I didn’t recognise you.

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By *herry delightWoman
4 days ago

Ilfracombe

Why now? Couldn't you have lasted a little longer!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
4 days ago

My boudoir - S Wales

What a lovely spread

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By *he love catsCouple
4 days ago

South Wales

A nice bit of wood that, just stick it in the hole and bury it deep.

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By *arriedLookingMan
4 days ago

Dumfries

I’d love to get in your box

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By *aizyWoman
4 days ago

west midlands

It's so unbelievably hard.

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By *punk n gushCouple
4 days ago

Walmer,

"What a lovely spread "

Bet you look lovely spread

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By *olgate OP Man
3 days ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One last ride

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By *agnar73Man
3 days ago

Glasgow

That didn’t go too badly and the sandwiches afterwards were a nice touch

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By *ickie76XXXMan
3 days ago

dartford

The priest did him proud

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
3 days ago

Mid-Sussex

Do you think you could get up

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By *yzykMan
3 days ago

Stirlingshire

Nice to see your mum here, she's taking it well

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By *26StitchMan
3 days ago

Hucknall

It's hard to get your head around this....

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By *hippy57Man
3 days ago

Chelmsford

That’s a deep hole

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By *heMilkMan2023Man
3 days ago

Swaffham

Shall we introduce another person?

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By *olgate OP Man
3 days ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

It’s the only time the family ever comes together

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By *utlongjohnMan
3 days ago

That looks like a tight box

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By *8on33Man
3 days ago

winfrith

I think he's dead

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
3 days ago

edinburgh

Amazed they lasted so long K

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By *ilfAndDilf24Couple
3 days ago

bolton

That deep enough?

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By *hynot3Man
3 days ago

Middlesbrough

That didn’t last long

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By *etropolitainMan
3 days ago

bishop now

A little lower, lower ,lower please,ah that’s perfect

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 days ago

Corsham

My parents are paying for everything.

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 days ago

Corsham

I expected everyone to be wearing black.

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 days ago

Corsham

This sort of thing always makes my sisters cry.

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By *oganluxMan
3 days ago

Hampshire

He came, he saw, he conquered

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 days ago

Corsham

That was such a loud fart, you'd think a vicar would have more self-control.

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By *olinOfBathMan
3 days ago

Corsham

Her husband would have been surprised by how many turned up for this.

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By *enegadeMMan
3 days ago

oxford

Blimey it goes in deep

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By *enegadeMMan
3 days ago

oxford

There’s always tears at this sort of thing

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 days ago

London

It's what they would have wanted.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
3 days ago

London

It was so lovely, and all planned in advance.

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By *uckurcumMan
3 days ago

County Durham .Bishop Auckland

Bet they've no knickers on !

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By *auls21Man
3 days ago

Derry

Is he going in beside his mother ?

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By *eavilMan
3 days ago

Stalybridge

Is he in yet?

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By *ickylouCouple
3 days ago

Looks a bit over cooked to me.

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By *ickylouCouple
3 days ago

How long in the oven. And what gas mark to I set it at.

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By *erry bull1Man
3 days ago

doncaster

She has a lovely box

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By *ife NinjaMan
3 days ago

Dunfermline

He's looking stiff

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By *ex HolesMan
3 days ago

Up North

The spread is shit

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By *ripfillMan
3 days ago

havant

Oedipus … his mother so loved him

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By *2000ManMan
3 days ago

Worthing

Stop crying, it will soon be over.

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By *onglength2024Man
3 days ago

kent

She was dying for it

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By *layfullsamMan
3 days ago

Solihull

Ffs she’s dead have some respect man

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By *uriousCouple 200Couple
3 days ago

leeds

He were loved by many

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By *ickie76XXXMan
3 days ago

dartford

The wife’s got a lump in her throat

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