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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford

I know I have annoyed some of the older more controlling women on here. But I thought I would give everyone, even the old folk, the opportunity to ask me anything they like and I will respond truthfully.

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By *hil most chillMan
14 weeks ago

London & Europe

Can you explain everything you e said that's annoyed people, for someone like me who missed it all?

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

How have you annoyed them?

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By *electableicecreamMan
14 weeks ago

The West

Why did you include deliberate provocation in your opening post?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
14 weeks ago

Reading

Does it give you a sexual thrill to annoy people?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

So many questions!

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
14 weeks ago

St Neots


"I have annoyed some of the older more controlling women on here"
I'm here just for this

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Can you explain everything you e said that's annoyed people, for someone like me who missed it all?"

No.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
14 weeks ago

Coventry


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists? "

would they put cheese on it because its no good without cheese

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"How have you annoyed them?"

I think so because they ALWAYS become mean spirited.

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
14 weeks ago

Hell


"Can you explain everything you e said that's annoyed people, for someone like me who missed it all?

No. "

Short and sweet

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By *allandathleticMan
14 weeks ago

Asgard


"So many questions!"

But so little answers.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"How have you annoyed them?"

By disagreeing with them.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Why did you include deliberate provocation in your opening post?"

Did I?

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

.

Older, more controlling women.

Brilliant.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Does it give you a sexual thrill to annoy people?"

No. It’s more an intellectual thrill. I can’t stand people who don’t think well or honesty.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"So many questions!"

I love a good question.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists? "

This is gonna play on mind now.

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

This is gonna play on mind now."

Kept me awake for years.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists? "

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I have annoyed some of the older more controlling women on here I'm here just for this "

You like to be controlled?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

would they put cheese on it because its no good without cheese "

Still a big soggy. They would struggle to keep the grill burning under water. The cheese would be pants.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you could pick one person to fuck out of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer who would it be and would your choice be guided solely by your annoyance of “older women on the forum”

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By *otSoPoshWoman
14 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Which "older, more annoying women" do you feel you've annoyed and why?

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By *rHotNottsMan
14 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Have you ever accidentally velcro’d yourself to a hairy bush during oral and had to call 999?

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By *allandathleticMan
14 weeks ago

Asgard

OP, Would you rather be the cowboy riding the bull or the clown who distracts it?

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By *leanor FordWoman
14 weeks ago

:o)

Do you mean women over 63?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I very much enjoy placing the contents of a pot noodle in a sandwich.

Does this make me a scumbag?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago


"I very much enjoy placing the contents of a pot noodle in a sandwich.

Does this make me a scumbag? "

Depends what flavour pot noodle?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Do you really care?...

Mr

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I very much enjoy placing the contents of a pot noodle in a sandwich.

Does this make me a scumbag?

Depends what flavour pot noodle?"

Chicken & Mushroom (plus I add extra Heinz tomato ketchup to it) in buttered bread.

The result is a delightfully gloopy, dripping mess.

(But by gum! - It be tasty, it be!)

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Why does a poodle have curly hair?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Do you really care?...

Mr "

Excellent question. Well delivered

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Do you really care?...

Mr

Excellent question. Well delivered "

It's the intellect don't you know

Mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow

I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes.

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By *allandathleticMan
14 weeks ago

Asgard


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes."

Agreed. Might as well post a "look at me" thread.

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By *Silver-Man
14 weeks ago

Mold

Do you like marmite

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By *edeWoman
14 weeks ago

the abyss

What do you class as older and controlling?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What do you class as older and controlling?"

80 year Domme

Mr

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
14 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Do you know the muffin man?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
14 weeks ago

Bromley


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

This is gonna play on mind now."

Likewise

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

How do you know?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Do you know the muffin man?"

The muffin man?

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you know how it's made??

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?"

the muffin man

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
14 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest


"Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man? the muffin man "

he lives on Drury Lane

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By *oydykeWoman
14 weeks ago

Southampton (they/them)

OHHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

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By *edeWoman
14 weeks ago

the abyss


"What do you class as older and controlling?

80 year Domme

Mr "

Sounds hot, not going to lie

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By *edeWoman
14 weeks ago

the abyss


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J"

^^ She bends you to her will without you even knowing

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
14 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"OHHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS "

Well it is quite hot out apparently.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

^^ She bends you to her will without you even knowing "

It's a superpower

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

^^ She bends you to her will without you even knowing "

Something, something, bending you and you knowing about it...

Bx

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By *ad NannaWoman
14 weeks ago

East London

Do you think the contraceptive pill has played a part in the change in women's role in society?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Does it give you a sexual thrill to annoy people?"

I feel so kink shamed.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Can you explain everything you e said that's annoyed people, for someone like me who missed it all?

No.

Short and sweet "

Yes.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Older, more controlling women.

Brilliant. "

Thank you.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J"

Transphobia is not a real thing.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think the contraceptive pill has played a part in the change in women's role in society?"

Fuck. Yes.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man? the muffin man "

Weirdly my wife and I ran a blog together in the early days of blogging and we went under the pseudonym of Mr and Mrs McMuffin.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you like marmite"

Love Marmite.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes.

Agreed. Might as well post a "look at me" thread."

It worked. Thank you. I feel so validated now. As I have been told many times by the older, more controlling, women on here, you can just ignore my post.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"So many questions!

But so little answers."

Ask me a question that isn’t mean and designed to shut me up.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If you could pick one person to fuck out of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer who would it be and would your choice be guided solely by your annoyance of “older women on the forum”

"

m

Could I have an answer to my question please? You know. To feel validated in life

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes.

Agreed. Might as well post a "look at me" thread.

It worked. Thank you. I feel so validated now. As I have been told many times by the older, more controlling, women on here, you can just ignore my post. "

Still younger than you OP.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"If you could pick one person to fuck out of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer who would it be and would your choice be guided solely by your annoyance of “older women on the forum”

"

Plain weirdly out all proportion meanness. I wonder how any of those things as associated? I know I am on the right track by how mean the older, more controlling, women, become.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If you could pick one person to fuck out of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer who would it be and would your choice be guided solely by your annoyance of “older women on the forum”

Plain weirdly out all proportion meanness. I wonder how any of those things as associated? I know I am on the right track by how mean the older, more controlling, women, become. "

But you’ve not chosen Ted or Jeffrey? I fucking love serial killers me

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"OP, Would you rather be the cowboy riding the bull or the clown who distracts it?"

More meanness. Are you the cowboy allowed to ride the older, more controlling, bulls?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I very much enjoy placing the contents of a pot noodle in a sandwich.

Does this make me a scumbag? "

No. But a little bit odd, perhaps.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you really care?...

Mr "

Of course not.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Do you want a desk fan?

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

What came first...

The chicken or the egg

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes."

Really. More than the ones about who loves women who piss on them? Or the very lovely ones that only men respond to about their sluts or how about the more recent one about upskirting?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes.

Agreed. Might as well post a "look at me" thread."

I just did.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"What do you class as older and controlling?"

Look at the comments on here and who is more attacking.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you know the muffin man?"

No. But I know the Mirror Man. We are going to Human League in a couple of months.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you want a desk fan?"

No thanks. I have a floor standing Dyson thingy that does the job nicely.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"What came first...

The chicken or the egg "

The chicken, obviously.

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

OP

Who pissed on your cornflakes???

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"If you could pick one person to fuck out of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer who would it be and would your choice be guided solely by your annoyance of “older women on the forum”

Plain weirdly out all proportion meanness. I wonder how any of those things as associated? I know I am on the right track by how mean the older, more controlling, women, become.

But you’ve not chosen Ted or Jeffrey? I fucking love serial killers me "

Is that a kink of some kind?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"OHHHH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS "

Is this about me? What does it mean?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Do you want a desk fan?

No thanks. I have a floor standing Dyson thingy that does the job nicely. "

Okies.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Why does a poodle have curly hair? "

Damn. I keep coming back to this one. I have to admit, you have me flummoxed. I don’t know, why does the poodle have curly hair?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I realise that simply being on Fab suggests a certain level of attention seeking egotism in us all, but threads like this really do take it to extremes.

Agreed. Might as well post a "look at me" thread.

It worked. Thank you. I feel so validated now. As I have been told many times by the older, more controlling, women on here, you can just ignore my post.

Still younger than you OP. "

That is fantastic. It literally made me snort. This really is where it goes when anyone says anything the older, but maybe younger than me, more controlling, women, don’t like.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you mean women over 63?

"

Why do you think I mean that? It’s more an attitude than a biological age. Look at the mean spirited comments I have received. There is no fun (and I don’t just mean sex) to be had here unless you agree with the older, more controlling, women who police these forums.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Have you ever accidentally velcro’d yourself to a hairy bush during oral and had to call 999? "

Fortunately, this has never happened to me.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
14 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Is there a forum clique?

Mr

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Round the Corner


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

Transphobia is not a real thing. "

It feels real sometimes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Do you mean women over 63?

Why do you think I mean that? It’s more an attitude than a biological age. Look at the mean spirited comments I have received. There is no fun (and I don’t just mean sex) to be had here unless you agree with the older, more controlling, women who police these forums. "

And now we have made each other snort.

I am enjoying being Zuul. Or Galadriel.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
14 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

Transphobia is not a real thing.

It feels real sometimes"

100%

J

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By *oeBeansMan
14 weeks ago

Derby

I like older and controlling women. They know what they want

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By *herry delightWoman
14 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

You have Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, who do you use it on first?

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By *agatoXXXMan
14 weeks ago

Mordor


"I know I have annoyed some of the older more controlling women on here. But I thought I would give everyone, even the old folk, the opportunity to ask me anything they like and I will respond truthfully. "

What is it that makes you so mysogynistic?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

Transphobia is not a real thing. "

Ah, the unshakable conviction of someone who's never been on the receiving end of real discrimination.

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By *elloWoman
14 weeks ago

alpha centauri

The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy. "

Thank you. I appreciate the honesty.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why does a poodle have curly hair?

Damn. I keep coming back to this one. I have to admit, you have me flummoxed. I don’t know, why does the poodle have curly hair?"

It ate all the crusts off burnt toast

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

Transphobia is not a real thing.

Ah, the unshakable conviction of someone who's never been on the receiving end of real discrimination. "

How very dare you. That is such an odd thing to say. I’m glad you now feel free to spew such bile and nonsense. Laden with so many levels of assumption, judgement and received wisdom. You don’t know anything about me.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Why does a poodle have curly hair?

Damn. I keep coming back to this one. I have to admit, you have me flummoxed. I don’t know, why does the poodle have curly hair?

It ate all the crusts off burnt toast "

Boom, boom!

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


" The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake? "

Yes, please. With lots of butter. Washed down by a nice cup of tea.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Hi, older and more controlling woman here. Why do you think transphobic comments are acceptable?

J

Transphobia is not a real thing.

Ah, the unshakable conviction of someone who's never been on the receiving end of real discrimination.

How very dare you. That is such an odd thing to say. I’m glad you now feel free to spew such bile and nonsense. Laden with so many levels of assumption, judgement and received wisdom. You don’t know anything about me. "

So.... how do you know transphobia isn't a real thing ??

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I know I have annoyed some of the older more controlling women on here. But I thought I would give everyone, even the old folk, the opportunity to ask me anything they like and I will respond truthfully.

What is it that makes you so mysogynistic?"

I’m not. And I don’t think anything I have said would suggest that. That kind of rhetoric is meaningless. You might as well say that I am transphobic or that I have brown eyes. It’s a lot less clever than you think.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"I like older and controlling women. They know what they want "

It’s all about context.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 26/06/24 06:13:56]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

How many a4 sheets of paper would it take to sink a swan ?

The mr

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"You have Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, who do you use it on first?"

No one in my personal life. Lots of folk in my professional life. Can’t think of anyone who is definitely lying at the moment or if they are it doesn’t matter to me.

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By *irtydevil666Man
14 weeks ago

bristol

Is the moon really made of cheese

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Why does a poodle have curly hair?

Damn. I keep coming back to this one. I have to admit, you have me flummoxed. I don’t know, why does the poodle have curly hair?"

I don't know either that's why I asked you.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why does a poodle have curly hair?

Damn. I keep coming back to this one. I have to admit, you have me flummoxed. I don’t know, why does the poodle have curly hair?

I don't know either that's why I asked you."

It ate all the crusts off burnt toast

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Is there a forum clique?

Mr"

Yes. Managed by the older, more controlling, women. It has little impact on me but I am very aware of how they swoop in on any perceived transgression from men and the quiet way, and sometimes not so quiet way, they ridicule men on here.

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton


"Is there a forum clique?

Mr

Yes. Managed by the older, more controlling, women. It has little impact on me but I am very aware of how they swoop in on any perceived transgression from men and the quiet way, and sometimes not so quiet way, they ridicule men on here. "

OK....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds


"Is there a forum clique?

Mr

Yes. Managed by the older, more controlling, women. It has little impact on me but I am very aware of how they swoop in on any perceived transgression from men and the quiet way, and sometimes not so quiet way, they ridicule men on here. "

New question.

How much crack do you smoke daily ?

The mr

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Is the moon really made of cheese"

Don’t be silly. The moon is not real. They have shown this in numerous studies.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"How many a4 sheets of paper would it take to sink a swan ?

The mr "

One ream cellotaped to each leg should do the trick.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Is there a forum clique?

Mr

Yes. Managed by the older, more controlling, women. It has little impact on me but I am very aware of how they swoop in on any perceived transgression from men and the quiet way, and sometimes not so quiet way, they ridicule men on here.

New question.

How much crack do you smoke daily ?

The mr "

When all else fails offer me drugs.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford

Well, I’m done. That was fun. Thank you to those people who entered into the spirit and for those who immediately became incensed and mean spirited, you know who you are, I have no doubt we will meet again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

Do you think, therefore you are?

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think, therefore you are?"

Something like that.

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

He wouldn't give away his sources.

He appreciates the power of Zersetzung.

You forgot your funny dog poo OP.

Souvenirs, novelties, party-tricks.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy. "

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

"

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

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By *ark n kimCouple
14 weeks ago

Durham


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful? "

How do they toast the bread

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

How do they toast the bread "

All fish have grills. How else would they breathe?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful? "

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses

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By *lue RascalMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses"

Cheers, Geoff

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By *rispyDuckMan
14 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

What were butterflies called before butter was invented/ discovered?

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses"

Interesting, would that also apply to lentils and chick peas? I'm eating a great deal of them lately and I am finding my meat cravings subside.

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses

Interesting, would that also apply to lentils and chick peas? I'm eating a great deal of them lately and I am finding my meat cravings subside."

A serving of beans (about 4oz) is equal to only 1oz of steak. I usually eat at least an 8oz steak. So a lot more protein in the steak. Unless you eat 4 times as much beans as any sane person would.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

One pound of steak 113g of protein

One pound of beans 95 g of protein..

Beans don't have to be eaten in simple bean form.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Or one ounce of beans 6g

One ounce of steak 7g

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By *ansoffateMan
14 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses

Interesting, would that also apply to lentils and chick peas? I'm eating a great deal of them lately and I am finding my meat cravings subside.

A serving of beans (about 4oz) is equal to only 1oz of steak. I usually eat at least an 8oz steak. So a lot more protein in the steak. Unless you eat 4 times as much beans as any sane person would. "

From what I can see online 100g of chickpeas is 19g protein

100g steak is 25g protein

It's pretty comparable. I'm going to have to agree with granny on this one, my maths adds up with hers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses

Interesting, would that also apply to lentils and chick peas? I'm eating a great deal of them lately and I am finding my meat cravings subside.

A serving of beans (about 4oz) is equal to only 1oz of steak. I usually eat at least an 8oz steak. So a lot more protein in the steak. Unless you eat 4 times as much beans as any sane person would.

From what I can see online 100g of chickpeas is 19g protein

100g steak is 25g protein

It's pretty comparable. I'm going to have to agree with granny on this one, my maths adds up with hers "

And Pintos are higher than chicks ....

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By *unchal OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dartford


"Do you think sharks know beans on toast exists?

That’s an easy one. No. And they wouldn’t be interested because beans do not have enough protein to interest sharks and it is likely the toast would be soggy.

Ounce for ounce beans have as much protein as steak...

Are you telling me he’s not been truthful?

No. I am telling you the equivalence of the protein content of beanses and steakses

Interesting, would that also apply to lentils and chick peas? I'm eating a great deal of them lately and I am finding my meat cravings subside.

A serving of beans (about 4oz) is equal to only 1oz of steak. I usually eat at least an 8oz steak. So a lot more protein in the steak. Unless you eat 4 times as much beans as any sane person would.

From what I can see online 100g of chickpeas is 19g protein

100g steak is 25g protein

It's pretty comparable. I'm going to have to agree with granny on this one, my maths adds up with hers

And Pintos are higher than chicks .... "

Not sure about those figures. It’s about 20% difference. That a lot. Anyway, I’d rather have the meat!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

In your favour Funch... the steak provides the protein in a much smaller volume than the beans but ..... I can't bring myself to eat the flesh of another creature

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