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"How do I never manage to fit the requirements?" You need to learn how to cook nice meals | |||
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"He’s looking for anal ^ " This does fall under the ‘surprises’ section | |||
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"He’s looking for anal ^ " Oh, reallllyyy  | |||
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"He’s looking for anal ^ This does fall under the ‘surprises’ section " Well, if you like "surprises" Rexie, hold in to your nuts!!  | |||
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"I appreciate nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Can skip the man part though "Errr, no gifts then no peni  | |||
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"He’s looking for anal ^ This does fall under the ‘surprises’ section Well, if you like "surprises" Rexie, hold in to your nuts!! "Nobody goes near my nuts | |||
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"I appreciate nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Can skip the man part though
Errr, no gifts then no peni "I am a gift Rex | |||
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"I appreciate nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Can skip the man part though
Errr, no gifts then no peni
I am a gift Rex "Your hole is a gift | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?...." I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? | |||
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"Does a pot noodle count as a nice dinner? Asking for a friend.." Only if you stir it with your flap hairs | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?.... I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? " Yes, that will do nicely thanks | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?.... I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? Yes, that will do nicely thanks " Great, and my surprise is to stick it up your rusty rivet | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?.... I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? Yes, that will do nicely thanks Great, and my surprise is to stick it up your rusty rivet "It's not rusty, it's shiny and nicely lubricated. Hope that's ok | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?...." Possibly. Oh wait. Pesky bank balance | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?.... I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? Yes, that will do nicely thanks Great, and my surprise is to stick it up your rusty rivet
It's not rusty, it's shiny and nicely lubricated. Hope that's ok"Lovely. I’ll slip a Tbag in as well | |||
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"I appreciate a nice penis, good thighs, broad shoulders and a healthy bank balance, are you the one?.... I have a healthy penis if that’s any good? Yes, that will do nicely thanks Great, and my surprise is to stick it up your rusty rivet
It's not rusty, it's shiny and nicely lubricated. Hope that's ok
Lovely. I’ll slip a Tbag in as well "You can try. It's a tight fit | |||
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"Does a pot noodle count as a nice dinner? Asking for a friend.. Only if you stir it with your flap hairs "Handily I haven't trimmed lately. *Ahem* I mean, I'm sure that would be ok with her | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace "Dear Rex, Me & Saff are sorry for standing you up last week. But I'll make it up to you by being available for nice dinners, gifts & surprises Love Red
(If the surprise is fisting my poop shoot, it better be an expensive gift) | |||
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 yea the cooking is a not! smoke alarm cooking sensor! | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace "I love that in a man darling. Found Him | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man beasting her arsehole. Nice anal, brutal anal, and then surprise anal when you're asleep. Are you my bum-love one? Love and arseholes "Honestly Rex  . | |||
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"Does a pot noodle count as a nice dinner? Asking for a friend.. Only if you stir it with your flap hairs
Handily I haven't trimmed lately. *Ahem* I mean, I'm sure that would be ok with her "You know I meant you | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace
Dear Rex,
Me & Saff are sorry for standing you up last week.
But I'll make it up to you by being available for nice dinners, gifts & surprises
Love
Red
(If the surprise is fisting my poop shoot, it better be an expensive gift) "I’m still not talking to the three of you | |||
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" yea the cooking is a not! smoke alarm cooking sensor!"So close as well  | |||
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"Ooo Rex you silver tongued devil you; You can take me for dinner anytime "Ladies finger? | |||
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"I like dinner and gifts "I’ll bring a jar of my sex wee with me | |||
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"A sandwich, earache for not watering the plants and the occasional flash of boob is all I've had so far this week "A flash of boob??? I’m semi now  | |||
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"I am looking to learn about the kink pet play.I have limited knowledge and no experience todate.Please share if you have experiences of Pp.And don't jibe about throwing a dog a bone. " Down Shep  | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace
I love that in a man darling. Found Him "I can’t wait for my surprise | |||
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"Gaping anal pics. An inbox full of unwanted penis pics. Long cringe-worthy erotic stories. Only those that have been recycled over and over again and sent to multitudes of Fab ladies. "You’ve just brought a tear to my japs eye | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man beasting her arsehole. Nice anal, brutal anal, and then surprise anal when you're asleep. Are you my bum-love one? Love and arseholes
Honestly Rex ."Anal when asleep isn’t surprise anal | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace
I love that in a man darling. Found Him
I can’t wait for my surprise "Oh you’re going to get it darling. Get that eye ready  | |||
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"You'll get marmite toast for dinner (has to be toast, the bread is stale), gifts of sweaty socks by your face, and surprises of farts when I've eaten my ice-cream. " What flavour is the ice cream? | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man. Nice dinners, gifts and surprises. Are you the one? Love and Peace
I love that in a man darling. Found Him
I can’t wait for my surprise
Oh you’re going to get it darling. Get that eye ready "Eye eye  | |||
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"You'll get marmite toast for dinner (has to be toast, the bread is stale), gifts of sweaty socks by your face, and surprises of farts when I've eaten my ice-cream. What flavour is the ice cream? " Cookie dough | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man beasting her arsehole. Nice anal, brutal anal, and then surprise anal when you're asleep. Are you my bum-love one? Love and arseholes
Honestly Rex .
Anal when asleep isn’t surprise anal " | |||
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"I’m a crap cook so will see what next week’s requirements are" Our stars will align eventually | |||
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"You'll get marmite toast for dinner (has to be toast, the bread is stale), gifts of sweaty socks by your face, and surprises of farts when I've eaten my ice-cream. What flavour is the ice cream? Cookie dough " I’m not smelling those boffs  | |||
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"You'll get marmite toast for dinner (has to be toast, the bread is stale), gifts of sweaty socks by your face, and surprises of farts when I've eaten my ice-cream. What flavour is the ice cream? Cookie dough I’m not smelling those boffs " | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man beasting her arsehole. Nice anal, brutal anal, and then surprise anal when you're asleep. Are you my bum-love one? Love and arseholes
Honestly Rex .
Anal when asleep isn’t surprise anal "Youve never been in prison have you? | |||
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"I'm confused Rex, not an unusal state for me, but do you mean the man will be providing the nice meals, gifts and suprises? " Do I buggery mean that I need the lady to appreciate me | |||
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"…….. a lady that appreciates a man beasting her arsehole. Nice anal, brutal anal, and then surprise anal when you're asleep. Are you my bum-love one? Love and arseholes
Honestly Rex .
Anal when asleep isn’t surprise anal
Youve never been in prison have you? "That’s your 5am alarm clock | |||
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"I'm confused Rex, not an unusal state for me, but do you mean the man will be providing the nice meals, gifts and suprises? " I think he's in king mode... and actually means he just wants a fry up and someone to worship his genitalia come to mention it he's on to something there  | |||
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"I'm confused Rex, not an unusal state for me, but do you mean the man will be providing the nice meals, gifts and suprises? I think he's in king mode... and actually means he just wants a fry up and someone to worship his genitalia come to mention it he's on to something there "Arise Sir Holes | |||
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"How do I never manage to fit the requirements?" You certainly fit mine | |||
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"I'm confused Rex, not an unusal state for me, but do you mean the man will be providing the nice meals, gifts and suprises? Do I buggery mean that I need the lady to appreciate me "I thought that when I was typing it, this is Rex, course he won't. Can I still get a suprise teabagging every now and again? | |||
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"I'm confused Rex, not an unusal state for me, but do you mean the man will be providing the nice meals, gifts and suprises? I think he's in king mode... and actually means he just wants a fry up and someone to worship his genitalia come to mention it he's on to something there "Way too hot for fry ups, he can have a salad! | |||
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"He’s looking for anal ^ " I think that's the aforementioned surprise. | |||
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