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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I took a stroll along a canal tow path,,, it was quite sunny fresh air, lovely day, a couple of song birds were chirpping away marking their territory and calling for a female,,,,

So single guys of fab its not just on here that singles males have it tough,, do like the song bird preen your plummage and keep calling,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A canal path eh! Not the Middle of the Road then ?.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"A canal path eh! Not the Middle of the Road then ?. "

Boom boom! It is one of my favourite songs though.

Male cats get it bad this time of year. One of my toms gets beaten up by the queens regularly and they've all been done!

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A canal path eh! Not the Middle of the Road then ?.

Boom boom! It is one of my favourite songs though.

Male cats get it bad this time of year. One of my toms gets beaten up by the queens regularly and they've all been done! "

Does he wear a pink collar by any chance,,??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tsk now I am singing this ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chirpy chirpy cheep cheep I used to love that song as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A canal path eh! Not the Middle of the Road then ?. "

ROFL

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Woke up this morning and my mama was gone......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Woke up this morning and my mama was gone...... "

I see a couple of jaybirds preening themselves lol!

Oooooh- whee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up this morning and my mama was gone...... "

I used to play it over and over again think I drove everyone mad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up this morning and my mama was gone......

I used to play it over and over again think I drove everyone mad lol "

well u have continued the trend ...... I can't get it out of my head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke up this morning and my mama was gone......

I used to play it over and over again think I drove everyone mad lol

well u have continued the trend ...... I can't get it out of my head lol "

Glad I could help

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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I have an owl alarm clock, most mornings one perches on the chimney pot and twit twoos. As there is a vent through to the flue in my bedroom, it sounds as if it is on my headboard

One morning I got out of bed and shouted SHUT THE F**K UP through aforementioned vent. Silence ensued....

For about 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an owl alarm clock, most mornings one perches on the chimney pot and twit twoos. As there is a vent through to the flue in my bedroom, it sounds as if it is on my headboard

One morning I got out of bed and shouted SHUT THE F**K UP through aforementioned vent. Silence ensued....

For about 10 mins "

and u think I am nuts !!!! how the F**k would an owl know wot that meant?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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I think I must have starling, err sorry startled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I must have starling, err sorry startled it "

thrushed it off its perch then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Goddammit woman, are you mad or what, I don't keep perch on my chimney pot

It's mackerel and the odd rasher of bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goddammit woman, are you mad or what, I don't keep perch on my chimney pot

It's mackerel and the odd rasher of bacon "

am crackling here now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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No need to crow about it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop raven on ..............

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Where's your mumma gone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"stop raven on .............. "

Have you been out robin the local bra shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stop raven on ..............

Have you been out robin the local bra shop "

I know where this ones going lol ....... cut the bullfinching out now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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You must have me mistaken for my very good friend Albert Ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No he's on hols with his best mate Jack Daw

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Fair enough, but I've heard he wears budgie smugglers and when he gets the munchies will only eats penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fair enough, but I've heard he wears budgie smugglers and when he gets the munchies will only eats penguins "

and also Puffins

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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At least you haven't used fowl language & ducked out of a ornithological related thread

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