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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?

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By *irwanksalot69Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

lol it's barely even worth looking up

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

It's annoying me tbh just shows you how easily led and influenced people are I tbh don't even find it funny it's just annoying and now I can't even enjoy fab with seeing memes about it it'll shortly disappear once people find the next big meme

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By *agatoXXXMan
22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?"

That's exactly what it is.

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By *rispyDuckMan
22 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I heard it’s a mental health disorder

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?"

*fab. Not fan

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"lol it's barely even worth looking up"

But why is it so popular right now?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I've seen the memes and statuses, and haven't bothered to look it up.

More than happy to drown a penis in saliva. But the idea of hawking up an extra phlegmy spitball is repulsive to me

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By *imply DeeWoman
22 weeks ago

Wherever


"It's annoying me tbh just shows you how easily led and influenced people are I tbh don't even find it funny it's just annoying and now I can't even enjoy fab with seeing memes about it it'll shortly disappear once people find the next big meme "

Exactly this ^

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's annoying me tbh just shows you how easily led and influenced people are I tbh don't even find it funny it's just annoying and now I can't even enjoy fab with seeing memes about it it'll shortly disappear once people find the next big meme "

Is it a meme? That's kinda

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?

That's exactly what it is."

I feel icky.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I heard it’s a mental health disorder "

If it isn't... it should be. Is a great name for one.

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By *eliWoman
22 weeks ago

.

It's just spitting on a penis. People are now overusing it. It needs to go.

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By *itygamesMan
22 weeks ago

UK

Its on u tube and tik tok a woman creating spit in her mouth (huk tuah) and then saying " spit on that thing (mans willy)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've seen the memes and statuses, and haven't bothered to look it up.

More than happy to drown a penis in saliva. But the idea of hawking up an extra phlegmy spitball is repulsive to me "

Exactly. Exactly!

You spoke my truth there, my sweet

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By *Silver-Man
22 weeks ago

Mold

I haven't a clue what it is?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's just spitting on a penis. People are now overusing it. It needs to go."

I didn't even know it was a thing. I mean... I knew spitting on a penis was a thing but I didn't know it was really used let alone overused.

I really am sweet and innocent

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Its on u tube and tik tok a woman creating spit in her mouth (huk tuah) and then saying " spit on that thing (mans willy)"

But you don't make that noise when you create spit. You make that noise when you're being disgusting and hawking up phlegm.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I haven't a clue what it is? "

I like you. You're innocent.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
22 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

At the time of writing I haven't actually bothered to look up the origins of it, but I'm guessing someone on the internet said "hawk twah spit on that thang", and the generation of people who habitually waste their monthly data on browsing Instagram or Tiktok all day thought it was so funny they started copying it/ memeifying it?

Am I along the right lines?

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By *enelope2UWoman
22 weeks ago

Fife


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

But why is it so popular right now?"

Because the whole interview the chic was talking about sex and and people live a sheltered porn based unrealistic life

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By *ycanNightsMan
22 weeks ago

Workington

It was kinda funny for about a minute...now it's just fucking annoying

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary

As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

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By *rispyDuckMan
22 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"I heard it’s a mental health disorder

If it isn't... it should be. Is a great name for one."

Haha that did make me giggle

I like that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"At the time of writing I haven't actually bothered to look up the origins of it, but I'm guessing someone on the internet said "hawk twah spit on that thang", and the generation of people who habitually waste their monthly data on browsing Instagram or Tiktok all day thought it was so funny they started copying it/ memeifying it?

Am I along the right lines?"

Seemingly from what people have said here, yes.

I genuinely had no clue and decided I didn't want to Google as it sounds not my thing... and the Lounge knows everything.

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

But why is it so popular right now?

Because the whole interview the chic was talking about sex and and people live a sheltered porn based unrealistic life"

Ahh.

Bless them. The people are so sweet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It was kinda funny for about a minute...now it's just fucking annoying "

But was it funny?

Was it?

WAS IT?

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By *enelope2UWoman
22 weeks ago

Fife


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning "

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet "

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
22 weeks ago

Wales

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is clueless about it

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
22 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"Its on u tube and tik tok a woman creating spit in her mouth (huk tuah) and then saying " spit on that thing (mans willy)"

Wow so it's even more disgusting than I thought.

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

Something we have the gen z to thank for I guess glad I'm not in that bracket

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning "

Exactly!

Spit is just spit. Phlegm is not just spit.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare..."

But it's not spit!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm glad I'm not the only one who is clueless about it "

Come sit with me in the innocent corner.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Something we have the gen z to thank for I guess glad I'm not in that bracket "

Let's not bring generation into it... I'll get confused

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By *bi HaiveMan
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22 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pretty sure he used to play full back for the Samoan national rugby team.

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By *ascaIMan
22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Just a meme that’s rattled a few people. They can scroll past it but choose to watch it 1000x and then complain they’re bored of it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Fulwood

I thought it was Klingon for FAF!!

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By *edbath 5Man
22 weeks ago

london

Love the video. The girl is so cute. Knows what she’s doing by the sound of it lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Pretty sure he used to play full back for the Samoan national rugby team. "

That was my first thought when I saw it... but then I didn't understand the context. Then I got confused.

More confused than usual.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just a meme that’s rattled a few people. They can scroll past it but choose to watch it 1000x and then complain they’re bored of it. "

Another excellent reason for avoiding the memes, I say!

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare..."

maybe I am blissfully rare but the thought of this happening to me is vile and if on a future meet she decides to hawk tuah on me I'll be getting dressed and leaving after I shower first

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I thought it was Klingon for FAF!! "

Maybe it is?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

But why is it so popular right now?"

Because some lady dared to say she does this on some video that’s trending on TikTok. It’s taken social media by the cock.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Love the video. The girl is so cute. Knows what she’s doing by the sound of it lol "

Hawking up phlegm on a cock?

You do you, boo.

#nokinkshaming

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up "

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

But why is it so popular right now?

Because some lady dared to say she does this on some video that’s trending on TikTok. It’s taken social media by the cock. "

Social media is becoming more hard work by the day, it seems

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare...

But it's not spit!"

I agree it isn't just spit it's phlegm aswell and I'm not down with that lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
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22 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It kinda reminds me now of old videos of Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here....."

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare...

But it's not spit! I agree it isn't just spit it's phlegm aswell and I'm not down with that lol"

I like you. You're sensible.

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

But why is it so popular right now?

Because some lady dared to say she does this on some video that’s trending on TikTok. It’s taken social media by the cock.

Social media is becoming more hard work by the day, it seems"

that's why I tend to stay off social media in general it just isn't the same nowadays

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By *enelope2UWoman
22 weeks ago

Fife


"Tbh I'm not to sure I'd be happy with someone phlegming on my manhood sounds like a horrible idea to me I mean the mess alone isn't worth the cleaning

The amount of men that want a sloppy spit filled blowjob is an indication you might be blissfully rare... maybe I am blissfully rare but the thought of this happening to me is vile and if on a future meet she decides to hawk tuah on me I'll be getting dressed and leaving after I shower first "

Agreed...if a guy needs that to get off he's definitely not my type sanity or sanitation wise

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It kinda reminds me now of old videos of Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog. "

I like you. You use references I kinda vaguely recall from my dim, distant youth

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow "

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

It was mildly funny the first time.

Apparently now people appearing at her work trying to talk to her, which is pretty weird.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter "

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It was mildly funny the first time.

Apparently now people appearing at her work trying to talk to her, which is pretty weird. "

Dude.

That's weird as hell.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
22 weeks ago

nearby

So, am I to believe, what I’ve read here is, it’s someone coughing up their phlegm onto a penis and using that as type of lube

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So, am I to believe, what I’ve read here is, it’s someone coughing up their phlegm onto a penis and using that as type of lube"

I just sicked a little but I think so

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough "

I'll get out my nipple hair too just for good measure

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough

I'll get out my nipple hair too just for good measure "

We could probably sell a video of you rubbing your nipple hair on my legs...

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By *weetiepie99Woman
22 weeks ago

cardiff

It's just blown up now, excuse the pun and gone viral as these things often do. The tik tokker generation, I blame them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"It was mildly funny the first time.

Apparently now people appearing at her work trying to talk to her, which is pretty weird.

Dude.

That's weird as hell."

Yup! It was a silly interview she done when she was clearly intoxicated. Now her and all of her friends have had to private their social media accounts. The internet is a fucking scary place

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough

I'll get out my nipple hair too just for good measure "

Stop, stop - the nipple hair department has been claimed by Coyote Ugly. There cannot be two of you - my mind will explode.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's just blown up now, excuse the pun and gone viral as these things often do. The tik tokker generation, I blame them!!"

Social media is just evil.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It was mildly funny the first time.

Apparently now people appearing at her work trying to talk to her, which is pretty weird.

Dude.

That's weird as hell.

Yup! It was a silly interview she done when she was clearly intoxicated. Now her and all of her friends have had to private their social media accounts. The internet is a fucking scary place "

It really is. I mean, it can be useful and good. But Jesus.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough

I'll get out my nipple hair too just for good measure

Stop, stop - the nipple hair department has been claimed by Coyote Ugly. There cannot be two of you - my mind will explode. "

She will come join in for the video.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

It's a way of telling someone that you think spitting on a cock is the height of kinkiness or bedroom skills.

I appreciate the heads up that we probably aren't compatible.

I'm guessing she's using her own spit too, and not another guy's cum. Amateur.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's a way of telling someone that you think spitting on a cock is the height of kinkiness or bedroom skills.

I appreciate the heads up that we probably aren't compatible.

I'm guessing she's using her own spit too, and not another guy's cum. Amateur. "

But I still say...

You don't make that noise when you spit! Just when you're really hawking up a chunky one

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester


"Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?"

It’s just a simpleton American meme that blew up It will be forgot in a few weeks.

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By *cnugatugMan
22 weeks ago

Chatham

The hawk tuah meme needs to get in the sea and stay there

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It’s just a woman demonstrating doing a big spit ball to go on a cock. It’s clearly her thing by the way she smiles. It really isn’t mine.

Cat in a flip flop is still the GOAT

https://youtube.com/shorts/856Gq5YMMF4?si=rmjjfbLS-O08Ap7C

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By *educing_EmCouple
22 weeks ago

Tipperary


"As Meli said it's just spitting on a willy.

It just blew up because a pretty little blondy said it on the internet

Pretty little blondies can say anything on the internet.

Ugly fat brunettes can't make stuff blow up

Who's she, don't know her

Also I've got some fireworks and a lighter here.....

Send them this way... actually bring them. I'll prove I can make them a damp squib and not blow

Stop lying Poshy pants you wouldn't even need the lighter

True story... the 5 o clock shadow on my legs will be enough

I'll get out my nipple hair too just for good measure

Stop, stop - the nipple hair department has been claimed by Coyote Ugly. There cannot be two of you - my mind will explode. "

What can I say

I have this one toe hair if that helps?

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By *exysoldier90Man
22 weeks ago

Midlands

Spit on that thaaaang

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By *ascaIMan
22 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"The hawk tuah meme needs to get in the sea and stay there "

You’d still watch it and get annoyed.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Because honest to goodness it sounds like hawking up a loogey and that's kinda gross to me (not kink shaming. You do you).

But why is it suddenly all over fan statuses?

It’s just a simpleton American meme that blew up It will be forgot in a few weeks. "

Or it'll be the angry woman and the cat meme and stay FOREVER

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

It went viral because 90% of men at home their wife’s most likely are giving the hubbys a dry blow job so when she say you gotta spit of that thing men relate because they want more spit on that thang (wet blow job) more pleasurable. Sloppy blozzer alday long

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By *Silver-Man
22 weeks ago

Mold


"I haven't a clue what it is?

I like you. You're innocent."

Very

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By *oewes69Man
22 weeks ago

wakefield

Funny at first but not now. Meh.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s just a woman demonstrating doing a big spit ball to go on a cock. It’s clearly her thing by the way she smiles. It really isn’t mine.

Cat in a flip flop is still the GOAT

https://youtube.com/shorts/856Gq5YMMF4?si=rmjjfbLS-O08Ap7C

"

That's made me smile

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Spit on that thaaaang"

You're not innocent...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It went viral because 90% of men at home their wife’s most likely are giving the hubbys a dry blow job so when she say you gotta spit of that thing men relate because they want more spit on that thang (wet blow job) more pleasurable. Sloppy blozzer alday long "

I could say about how that noise does not make spit... but I feel I've flogged that horse half to death.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Funny at first but not now. Meh."

Could you just tell everyone who has it on their status please?

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

The girl is marriage material is all that I’m saying

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By *oewes69Man
22 weeks ago

wakefield


"Funny at first but not now. Meh.

Could you just tell everyone who has it on their status please?"

Id give it ago but they wont listen to me

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By *onkeynutWoman
22 weeks ago

somewhere

It’s amusing, I don’t get those disgusted by it. She’s just a young woman who has clearly had too much to drink and probably didn’t think in a million years it would go viral.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s amusing, I don’t get those disgusted by it. She’s just a young woman who has clearly had too much to drink and probably didn’t think in a million years it would go viral."

I'm not disgusted by whatever the thing is, I've never seen it and thats fine.

I'm baffled by it. Because the two words put together don't make me think "wet, sloppy blow job", which is a beautiful thing in my view. They make me think "d*unk probably youngish bloke stumbling around and hawking up a giant glob of spit, phlegm and bogey and seeing how far he can make it fly".

And that makes me feel a bit sick.

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By *as2cheatMan
22 weeks ago

harrow

So it’s become a thing because in “most” guys world that’s how a woman should do it , so this girl went viral as she was labelled some kind of guru for woman by men , it’s purely a banter thing really and a bit of a giggle .

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So it’s become a thing because in “most” guys world that’s how a woman should do it , so this girl went viral as she was labelled some kind of guru for woman by men , it’s purely a banter thing really and a bit of a giggle . "

Awesome. Globs of phlegm on a cock. I have literally never experienced a man who wants that

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By *ackdaw52Man
22 weeks ago

Chesterfield

What it is;

A man was interviewing women for a web show or livestream or something.

He asked, "What drives a man wild in bed?"

She replied, "You've got to *hawk tuah* (mimics spitting) spit on that thang!"

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By *nnCeeWoman
22 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Stop, stop - the nipple hair department has been claimed by Coyote Ugly. There cannot be two of you - my mind will explode.

What can I say

I have this one toe hair if that helps?"

.

Just the one? On each toe? Or just one full stop?!

.

I have three toes which have just one hair. The others... well...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
22 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s basically the noise you make when you cough up a greenie.

The mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s basically the noise you make when you cough up a greenie.

The mr "

That's what I thought. Not sexy in my book

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By *teveanddebsCouple
22 weeks ago

Norwich

Just think "Spit, the dog"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
22 weeks ago

Norwich

(but not as funny)

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By *ootyfruityCouple
22 weeks ago

andover

I’m pretty sure she was referring to spitting on a cock, not hocking up a phlegmy Loogie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m pretty sure she was referring to spitting on a cock, not hocking up a phlegmy Loogie"

Seems so.

But when you have no context and no idea what's going on and suddenly your local updates are full of what you perceive to be two words that sound like hawking up a loogey... it is confusing!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
22 weeks ago

andover


"I’m pretty sure she was referring to spitting on a cock, not hocking up a phlegmy Loogie

Seems so.

But when you have no context and no idea what's going on and suddenly your local updates are full of what you perceive to be two words that sound like hawking up a loogey... it is confusing!"

Just a comment a girl made that’s gone viral on social media….when asked what drives a man crazy in bed….tbf, she isn’t wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"lol it's barely even worth looking up"

the internet was boring that night.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Herts


"lol it's barely even worth looking up

the internet was boring that night. "

Only so many times one can watch Death Star Canteen then its internet meh what’s it for?

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

I like doing it on a nice ladies bum hole just before I insert her

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By *quirrel!Man
22 weeks ago

Nearby

It’s just a bit of fun! I don’t expect it to catch on!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Phew, saves me googling it…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s just a bit of fun! I don’t expect it to catch on! "

It was all over my local updates... I don't think it's just you, sweetie

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By *as2cheatMan
22 weeks ago

harrow


"So it’s become a thing because in “most” guys world that’s how a woman should do it , so this girl went viral as she was labelled some kind of guru for woman by men , it’s purely a banter thing really and a bit of a giggle .

Awesome. Globs of phlegm on a cock. I have literally never experienced a man who wants that "

No it’s just spit I believe

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