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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Swansea

There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
35 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My dog wears a coat and a little hat so I don’t have to.

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By *1ndeeMan
35 weeks ago

dundee

Sometimes walk my dog in my thigh high boots and short tight dress!

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By *hristopherd999Man
35 weeks ago

Brentwood


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

Usually bought a certain dog as a fashion accessory

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By *unchalMan
35 weeks ago

Dartford

I don’t think the dogs care what you wear so long as they go for walkies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
35 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

People should be free to wear what they like, not what others ‘suggest’.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

If someone doesn't like the way I dress when I walk my dog, they can keep it to themselves

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Swansea


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

If someone doesn't like the way I dress when I walk my dog, they can keep it to themselves "

Surely you don't dress like that or a doctor or dentist visit ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Is this peak Tom?

Mrs TMN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

If someone doesn't like the way I dress when I walk my dog, they can keep it to themselves

Surely you don't dress like that or a doctor or dentist visit ?"

Why shouldn't she?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

If someone doesn't like the way I dress when I walk my dog, they can keep it to themselves

Surely you don't dress like that or a doctor or dentist visit ?"

Why not?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Chichester


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

It was hot yesterday Tom

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
35 weeks ago

Chichester

I walk my neighbours dog in a swimming costume / bikini at park when it’s hot

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By *icecouple561Couple
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35 weeks ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

35 weeks ago

East Sussex

Yes all those men in shorts, sliders and no top should put long trousers and a long sleeved shirt on. The way that guys belly hung over his shorts yesterday was enough to put Rover off his bonio. I hope he didn't see an important man while dressed so inappropriately

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By *dmundwilsonMan
35 weeks ago

Llandudno


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

Shhh’

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By *icecouple561Couple
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35 weeks ago

East Sussex

If you took little notice how do you know it left nothing to the imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

It’s bloody boiling out. I’m not putting my waxed jacket on. I don’t actually own one but the point still stands. It’s warm.

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By *mateur100Man
35 weeks ago

nr faversham


"If you took little notice how do you know it left nothing to the imagination?"

I was thinking that...i most certainly would have been taking notice

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By *otSoPoshWoman
35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" Yes all those men in shorts, sliders and no top should put long trousers and a long sleeved shirt on. The way that guys belly hung over his shorts yesterday was enough to put Rover off his bonio. I hope he didn't see an important man while dressed so inappropriately "

A burqa would work here too...

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By *hiversMan
35 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

People should wear whatever they are comfortable in whether that's full wet weather gear or light weight 'skimpy' summer wear.

In this weather I'm frequently out walking the dog in shirtless in just ratty old shorts and walking boots.

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By *unover40Couple
35 weeks ago

yeovil


"I walk my neighbours dog in a swimming costume / bikini at park when it’s hot "

Love to see that, you're gorgeous!

Steve x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
35 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My pooch is a highly cultured pedigree and demands nothing less than for me to dress in a tuxedo whilst out walking her.

Spiffing day, wot, wot?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
35 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

How long were you leering at her as you took little notice?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
35 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


" Yes all those men in shorts, sliders and no top should put long trousers and a long sleeved shirt on. The way that guys belly hung over his shorts yesterday was enough to put Rover off his bonio. I hope he didn't see an important man while dressed so inappropriately

A burqa would work here too..."

#burqawouldworka

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
35 weeks ago

somewhere

I think the different attire for dog walking probably differs from what kind of walk you are going on, if we are talking just popping round the block then I don't think you have to think about your outfit but if walking /hiking etc, a little black dress isn't really practical lol. As long as the person is comfortable and the dog is happy, does it really matter if it's gold hot pants and crop top?

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By *immyinreadingMan
35 weeks ago

henley on thames


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

Why?

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By *agatoXXXMan
35 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?

Why? "

Because it's not good for Tom's old ticker.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times."

You have spotted my disguise!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

"

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
35 weeks ago

somewhere


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents? "

Crotch less is the way forward

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
35 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents? "

She's a big dog.

And it's stockings, so no need to worry about the fishnets cubing up the business

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents?

She's a big dog.

And it's stockings, so no need to worry about the fishnets cubing up the business "

I sense my dog needs to learn from yours.

I bought him a large pink collar with metal spikes because following his op he is now identifying as non-binary.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times.

You have spotted my disguise!"

I'm stalking you. Of course I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times.

You have spotted my disguise!

I'm stalking you. Of course I have."

Please do not go out walking in Essex like that, or Tom might have a heart attack.

(I can lend you a burqa!)

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times.

You have spotted my disguise!

I'm stalking you. Of course I have.

Please do not go out walking in Essex like that, or Tom might have a heart attack.

(I can lend you a burqa!)"

I appreciate that this comment may have no meaning if you change your profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times."

lol.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
35 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times.

You have spotted my disguise!

I'm stalking you. Of course I have.

Please do not go out walking in Essex like that, or Tom might have a heart attack.

(I can lend you a burqa!)

I appreciate that this comment may have no meaning if you change your profile pic!"

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By *ulsating_duoCouple
35 weeks ago

Dublin

In my opinion woman should walk on fancy clothes with their males on leaches, but I confess I don't understand much of dog walk fashion...

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By *ean counterMan
35 weeks ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

My dog is a snob and if I'm not wearing Le Chameau wellies, barbour jacket and a flat cap she refuses to walk with me !!

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By *r.SJMan
35 weeks ago

Wellingborough

I have the wax jacket, flat cap and walking boots... it goes well with my border collie, though a little warm in this weather

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I have the wax jacket, hiking boots and a woolly hat - my EBT thinks this is the business!

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By *ddie1966Man
35 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
35 weeks ago

North Angus

My dogs dead so I just wear him like a cloak now with nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents?

She's a big dog.

And it's stockings, so no need to worry about the fishnets cubing up the business

I sense my dog needs to learn from yours.

I bought him a large pink collar with metal spikes because following his op he is now identifying as non-binary."

Given I cannot post a pic of my dog with his collar, I thought that I would wear it!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Swansea


"Yes, Tom. Dog walkers should all wear a burqa at all times."

Out of interest. When was the last time you saw a lady in a burqa walking a dog on a lead?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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35 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I walk my mutt in the same little black dresses and fishnets I wear everywhere else.

But you are a tall lass, surely the fishnets and blackdresses on your dog would be too large? Does (s)he not trip up? What about when doing its business, are there not accidents?

She's a big dog.

And it's stockings, so no need to worry about the fishnets cubing up the business

I sense my dog needs to learn from yours.

I bought him a large pink collar with metal spikes because following his op he is now identifying as non-binary.

Given I cannot post a pic of my dog with his collar, I thought that I would wear it! "

And a very fine collar it is too.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
35 weeks ago

London

I've never had a specific outfit for dog walking. I'll add it to the list of things that make me weird.

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By *immyinreadingMan
35 weeks ago

henley on thames


"In my opinion woman should walk on fancy clothes with their males on leaches, but I confess I don't understand much of dog walk fashion..."

Not sure how men can walk on leaches

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
35 weeks ago

peterborough

In this weather, I walk mine in the countryside. I'm always teasing by wearing inappropriate clothes, Lol, and has lead to some fun......

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By *ot to giggleWoman
35 weeks ago

Coventry

i asked my dog and she wanted her babie tshirt on today as it was a little warm,

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By *reakShow90Man
35 weeks ago

Manchester/halifax

I have walking the dog or gardening trackies rips and stains all over and a big coat for cold or wet and a ratty hoody for when it's a bit better I mean for me it's not a fashion show to walk about in the mud with the dog lol

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By *eebl6666Man
35 weeks ago

castlebar


"My dog wears a coat and a little hat so I don’t have to. "
please say its a bull dog wearing the tiny hat

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Swansea

Tom could not even imagine where she kept the poo bags

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Good job I wasn't present.

I simply cannot abide filths.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

How dare they, not even a stitch of harris t? (We're they let cal?)

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By *edeWoman
34 weeks ago

the abyss

I'm glad you took little notice Tom otherwise you might still be thinking about this days later.... Oh wait

She may have had them tied to the lead

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Tom needs to stop referring to himself!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
34 weeks ago

Essex

Really?

We’re judging women by what they wear walking the fucking dog now?

I despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Really?

We’re judging women by what they wear walking the fucking dog now?

I despair.

"

It's very important what one wears when walking the dog. My dog gets embarrassed when I dress in T-shirt, trakkie bottoms and trainers with ankle socks. He feels it would be more appropriate atire in Essex.

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I do have a dog walking jacket. But that’s as doggo doesn’t mind the cold, wind and pissing rain.

I wouldn’t say I have an outfit, but wouldn’t wear shorts in case I cause the ladies in my locality to get hot flushes.

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I do have a dog walking jacket. But that’s as doggo doesn’t mind the cold, wind and pissing rain.

I wouldn’t say I have an outfit, but wouldn’t wear shorts in case I cause the ladies in my locality to get hot flushes."

Always thinking of others!

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"In my opinion woman should walk on fancy clothes with their males on leaches, but I confess I don't understand much of dog walk fashion...

Not sure how men can walk on leaches "

Very gingerly.

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I do have a dog walking jacket. But that’s as doggo doesn’t mind the cold, wind and pissing rain.

I wouldn’t say I have an outfit, but wouldn’t wear shorts in case I cause the ladies in my locality to get hot flushes.

Always thinking of others! "

I’m kind that way. I don’t want a ‘Benny Hill’ style chase after me if I wore the short shorts.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Really?

We’re judging women by what they wear walking the fucking dog now?

I despair.

"

I thought we were supposed to judge what woman wearing all the time? If not why are we always asked "does my bum look big in this?"

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

*wear

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"

I’m kind that way. I don’t want a ‘Benny Hill’ style chase after me if I wore the short shorts. "

Bunny Hill's dead, so doubt he'll be chasing you

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I do have a dog walking jacket. But that’s as doggo doesn’t mind the cold, wind and pissing rain.

I wouldn’t say I have an outfit, but wouldn’t wear shorts in case I cause the ladies in my locality to get hot flushes.

Always thinking of others!

I’m kind that way. I don’t want a ‘Benny Hill’ style chase after me if I wore the short shorts. "

Gold lame hot pants?

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I do have a dog walking jacket. But that’s as doggo doesn’t mind the cold, wind and pissing rain.

I wouldn’t say I have an outfit, but wouldn’t wear shorts in case I cause the ladies in my locality to get hot flushes.

Always thinking of others!

I’m kind that way. I don’t want a ‘Benny Hill’ style chase after me if I wore the short shorts.

Gold lame hot pants? "

I’ll spare their blushes

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By *sacambsMan
34 weeks ago

Huntingdon


"There was a time when people had dog walking clothes. An old waxed jacket, wellies or ankle boots or clothes you didn't mind getting soiled.

Tom saw a young lady walking her dog wearing next to nothing yesterday. He took little notice but spray on bottoms and top leaving nothing to the imagination. Should dog walkers dress more modestly when out with their pooches... ?"

What ever is comfortable, and is appropriate for the weather...

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