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Suntan lotion on your back

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

How do you get the lotion on your back if you are on your own? I don’t want to burn myself again today.

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By *r John WickMan
22 weeks ago

The Continental

If I’m alone, I cover up.

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"If I’m alone, I cover up. "

That’s not going to help with my tanned front and white back look

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Wooden spoon, clear sandwich bag....

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Wooden spoon, clear sandwich bag.... "

That sounds like the start of a fetish kink but I can see where you are going with it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Put down some kind of plastic, squirt the lotion all over it and then kinda wiggle around on my back. It's hard to explain

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By *eachbum00Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

I’ve never had a problem with it, I can reach my back.

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By *r John WickMan
22 weeks ago

The Continental

Puddle of it on the ground. Lie in, and wriggle about a bit.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Lotion on the wall.

Grind against that sucker.

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By *rHotNottsMan
22 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Put down some kind of plastic, squirt the lotion all over it and then kinda wiggle around on my back. It's hard to explain "

A video would help !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
22 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Put down some kind of plastic, squirt the lotion all over it and then kinda wiggle around on my back. It's hard to explain

A video would help !"

I'm not sure this is the sort of thing anyone should video

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham

There is a lot more grinding and wiggling than I was assuming would be needed…

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By *oo..Woman
22 weeks ago

Boo's World

Spray suntan lotion the clear ones don't need rubbing in.

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Spray suntan lotion the clear ones don't need rubbing in."

That was actually version one of my attempt but now the bathroom looks like a sun tan lotion version of the final scene in a slasher movie.

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By *eroLondonMan
22 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"How do you get the lotion on your back if you are on your own? I don’t want to burn myself again today."

He's the suntan ^, the suntan of swing... ¶¶||¶..¶

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By *ellhungvwe OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"How do you get the lotion on your back if you are on your own? I don’t want to burn myself again today.

He's the suntan ^, the suntan of swing... ¶¶||¶..¶"

If I don’t sort it out then my back is definitely going to be dire straits.

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By *izandpaulCouple
22 weeks ago

merseyside

Go to B&Q, get a small paint roller and little tray.

Squirt sunscreen in tray and use the roller.

Not the sexiest look but people will comment on how sensible you are and the odd person will actually chuckle and offer to rub it on the awkward middle bit of your back and who knows where that may lead.

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By *8on33Man
22 weeks ago

winfrith

I squirt mine over my head then bend the neck quickly so that firstly it feels like a seagull got me but secondly the cooling sensation running down my back can then be rubbed in by a passerby.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Place bag on sun lounger, squirt suncream on bag, lay back on bag & wriggle like a bear scratching against a tree

Suncream done.

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