FabSwingers.com forum: Work wank

By *aughty treats OP Man
26 weeks ago

tamworth

How acceptable/unacceptable is it to crack one off when you are at work.

I’ve been looking at too many sexy profiles today and can’t wait until I finish!!

Anyone else ever done so? And been caught or not?

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Unacceptable.

You are there to work not play

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Unacceptable.

You are there to work not play "
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Give em a break. Work hard play hard!!!

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By *hil most chillMan
26 weeks ago

South East & Europe

No chance, I like my job.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
26 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"No chance, I like my job."

Mines wank

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no."

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

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By *aughty treats OP Man
26 weeks ago

tamworth

Hahaha yes I probably should have stated no members of the public are at risk!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"How acceptable/unacceptable is it to crack one off when you are at work.

I’ve been looking at too many sexy profiles today and can’t wait until I finish!!

Anyone else ever done so? And been caught or not? "

Depends what job you do I guess. I mean if you're a shelf stacker then it's poor form to crack one off in the Middle of Lidls or adding extra seasoning to the burger in McD's if you flip flop burgers for a living like

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By *layfullsamMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull

Couple of jobs where it might be frowned upon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
26 weeks ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

Also that

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By *illDoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Preston

If you’re an MP in the House of commons I think it’s actually mandatory!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
26 weeks ago

cardiff

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By *weetiepie99Woman
26 weeks ago

cardiff

"If you’re an MP in the House of commons I think it’s actually mandatory! "

2nd time lucky, most of them are wankers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"If you’re an MP in the House of commons I think it’s actually mandatory! "

I think wanking at work is in the job description when you apply to be an MP

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"How acceptable/unacceptable is it to crack one off when you are at work.

I’ve been looking at too many sexy profiles today and can’t wait until I finish!!

Anyone else ever done so? And been caught or not? "

If it’s not described as unacceptable in the employee handbook then we’d say it’s perfectly acceptable

Getting caught though might contravene that advice so proceed with caution!

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

Oh God what did you do Woody?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
26 weeks ago

St Neots

Of course. Never been caught

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

Oh God what did you do Woody?

Haha. Not me.

So a friend of a friend of a friend, knew friend, who knew a guy that worked a popular supermarket that sells cooked chickens.

And he wasn’t exactly hygienic with them

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

Love this hahah

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

I wish I could poop at work, I would love to get paid to poop but I can't poop in any other toilet than my own

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"No chance, I like my job."

I mean, I like my job…… but not enough to wank over it

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
26 weeks ago

St Neots

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

I wish I could poop at work, I would love to get paid to poop but I can't poop in any other toilet than my own

You pretend you need to poop... But have a wank instead silly

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

Oh God what did you do Woody?

Haha. Not me.

So a friend of a friend of a friend, knew friend, who knew a guy that worked a popular supermarket that sells cooked chickens.

And he wasn’t exactly hygienic with them

Its really bad but I cant help but laugh when thinking about those who have bought and ate said chickens

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By *enegadeMMan
26 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Always used too do it…. Perving fab while at work means there’s got to be a bit if touching after the build up

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

Oh God what did you do Woody?

Haha. Not me.

So a friend of a friend of a friend, knew friend, who knew a guy that worked a popular supermarket that sells cooked chickens.

And he wasn’t exactly hygienic with them

Just remind me NEVER to move to your area

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By *aughty treats OP Man
26 weeks ago

tamworth

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

Hahaha need to place toilet roll around the pan very carefully in here

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

I wish I could poop at work, I would love to get paid to poop but I can't poop in any other toilet than my own

I know quite a few people like that. Poo shy.

I share a toilet with men. I’ve made it all pretty with flowers and scents. They never suspect me

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By *anceAloneWoman
26 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"Depends on your job I'd imagine.

On your own at the top of a crane... possibly if the cameras aren't on.

Stacking shelves at Aldi... no.

I agree. Definitely not if handling food

I’ve got a funny (not funny) story about that.

Oh God what did you do Woody?

Haha. Not me.

So a friend of a friend of a friend, knew friend, who knew a guy that worked a popular supermarket that sells cooked chickens.

And he wasn’t exactly hygienic with them

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

I wish I could poop at work, I would love to get paid to poop but I can't poop in any other toilet than my own

What do you do when you’ve had a dodgy takeout the night before and have work in the morning?

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
26 weeks ago

wilts

Depending on the job, I don’t think a butcher would be beating his meat in work but maybe like an office worker on a break or something like that?

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By *Silver-Man
26 weeks ago

Mold

Depends where you work

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By *ecret-strangerMan
26 weeks ago

Deeside

Too many times when you are on exercise, on stag in a sangar keeping an eye out for enemy!

Or when going cross country in the back of an armoured fighting vehicle.

Too many times

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By *tylebender03Man
26 weeks ago

Manchester

What do think the W in WFH stands for?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I have

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By *hil most chillMan
26 weeks ago

South East & Europe

"Forget getting paid to poo, get paid to wank instead

I wish I could poop at work, I would love to get paid to poop but I can't poop in any other toilet than my own

Oh my god, like Shitbreak from American Pie!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
26 weeks ago

Hereabouts

A guy sent me a video of him wanking in the dry stores of the takeaway he worked at

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

I do like to distract a man and take him to the point of a wank when he's supposed to be working. And even better if I can tempt him away and we can meet. But, it really does depend on the type of work you do... it's not appropriate in some workplaces and I wouldn't want to encourage it.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

When working for home, absolutely! In the office, absolutely not. I've never been so horny that I can bash it out while someone else is curling one out in the stall next to me

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By *IXXVMan
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

"That's the joys of working in security. You know every crook and cranny of the building, all the blind spots and where to hide. Plus, it comes with the perk of being able to handle things yourself during those quiet night shifts."

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