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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles.

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By *aomilatteCouple
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles. "

Who's Frank?

Who's Open?

What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone?

These questions need answered before polling day

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

Fiddle votes surely?? And shouldn't this be in the politics section

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By *ather WickmasMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental

I propose we send this and fiddles to the politics forum.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
26 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles. "

I'll vote Fiddles....if you change the banishment from Swingers Forum, to the virus forum, more of a fitting punishment

Mr

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles.

Who's Frank?

Who's Open?

What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone?

These questions need answered before polling day "

There will obviously have to be a robust transparent independent investigation.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddle votes surely?? And shouldn't this be in the politics section "

Damn. Didn’t think of that.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton


"Fiddle votes surely?? And shouldn't this be in the politics section

Damn. Didn’t think of that. "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I propose we send this and fiddles to the politics forum. "

I’d send me somewhere I know that.

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Here here we need more of these inclusive exclusion policies, why stop at biological sex?

I think if you want the popular vote you could just make boob pics mandatory.

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

two doors down

What happens if it’s a hung parliament

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What happens if it’s a hung parliament "

I wouldn’t be in that one.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Vote Davina

Vote for...

* Blowjobs for every man on the forum by right!

* Cake, backrubs and multiple orgasms for every woman on the forum by right!

* 7-day Fab weeks for all!

* Bumsex for Davina whenever she fancies it!

* All paid for by a levy on non-users and bankers using a formula which I'll go into after taking office.

Vote Davina

You know you want to...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

* Fab weeks are weekends - in case ya didn't know...

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Vote Davina

Vote for...

* Blowjobs for every man on the forum by right!

* Cake, backrubs and multiple orgasms for every woman on the forum by right!

* 7-day Fab weeks for all!

* Bumsex for Davina whenever she fancies it!

* All paid for by a levy on non-users and bankers using a formula which I'll go into after taking office.

Vote Davina

You know you want to...

"

Gets my vote

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!"

Ooh now I’m changing my mind.

I think there should be a naked hustings done in the style of naked attraction.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I propose we send this and fiddles to the politics forum.

I’d send me somewhere I know that. "

You're not coming in here.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)..."

I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"What happens if it’s a hung parliament "

Let me know when it becomes a well hung parliament. Then I'm in.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Yes but the women will spy on the men’s threads and vice versa.

If we ask Frank and get all our gripes out there it will be mayhem!!

And when it’s a hot or not etc thread isn’t it funny when guys say another guy is hot when it’s meant for a woman.

Did you consult Ed Milliband on your manefesto?

I wonder what we should call your Ed Stone?

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By *naswingdressWoman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)...

I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not... "

It's also in my contract that we expel anyone who's into the other reading of that. And those accused of gambling on election dates and leaving D Day commemorations early.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

Free the Bumpussies!

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!"

I think I wanked Winona Ryder out of my system a while back. How about Pegasus can you deliver a flying horse, or even a pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

One thread per person per day

Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently

Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.

Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.

Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Hes a wizard aint he

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Free the Bumpussies!"

You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be...

"Free Bumpussies For All"

(It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"One thread per person per day

Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently

Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.

Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.

Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.

"

Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"One thread per person per day

Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently

Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.

Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.

Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.

Tits"

Well this is quite the dilemma...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"One thread per person per day

Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently

Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.

Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.

Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.

Tits

Well this is quite the dilemma...

"

Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"One thread per person per day

Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently

Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently.

Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently.

Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions.

Tits

Well this is quite the dilemma...

Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........ "

I don't think I'll test that myself just yet.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’m here to offer Fab change.

A chance to stop the endless chaos that has directly harmed the shagging opportunities of every fabber in Britain. And Ireland.

This is the moment for us to tap the button and fab a new set of ideas.

An opportunity to begin the work of making this website sexier.

Easier to get meets.

More fabs for your photos.

Little yellow inboxes for all.

Fab should not be driven by a sense of doomscrolling. It should be filled with hope. Hope for getting your end away, at least once a week.

I don’t have all the answers.

But I hereby promise to ask the right questions.

The questions you all deserve clear answers to.

Why didn’t that couple from Manchester reply?

Why do straight men keep fabbing your dick pics?

When will the one guy you actually fancy on Fab notice your flaps akimbo photo and send you his phone number?

And, once and for all, is it pee?

To secure the fuckfest future we all deserve, I need only one thing from you. I need your vote.

It’s time for change.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake"

I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake

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By *.T.Man
26 weeks ago

the Dromara hills

If I'm elected I'll deliver* the follow:

Platinum life membership for everyone who voted for me.

More accurate categories for TV / TS / CD /non binary, gender fluid (with a sliding scale)

Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.

Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.

One free cake a week for all members.

A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.

Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.

A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.

Vote B.T.

*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge

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By *mf123Man
26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Fannymessdoh

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake "

Gets my vote.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What happens if it’s a hung parliament

Let me know when it becomes a well hung parliament. Then I'm in. "

It’s a well hung parliament.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake "

I don’t need the cake.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
26 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If I'm elected I'll deliver* the follow:

Platinum life membership for everyone who voted for me.

More accurate categories for TV / TS / CD /non binary, gender fluid (with a sliding scale)

Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.

Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.

One free cake a week for all members.

A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.

Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.

A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.

Vote B.T.

*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge "

All sounds reasonable.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles. "

Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.

The mr

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By *ather WickmasMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake"

We have a winner.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles.

Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.

The mr"

Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.

Oh, Vote Davina

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake

Gets my vote. "

I thank ye, cake and picture incoming, hope you like battenberg

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake

I don’t need the cake. "

You'll have the cake

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

We have a winner. "

Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace

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By *ather WickmasMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

We have a winner.

Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace "

Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles.

Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.

The mr

Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.

Oh, Vote Davina "

Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off.

People mate people.

The mr

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. "

No, she promised boobs. Not bollocks.

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By *ather WickmasMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental


"Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks.

No, she promised boobs. Not bollocks."

Top bollocks

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Free the Bumpussies!

You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be...

"Free Bumpussies For All"

(It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on)

"

Think I've got this now .

"All of you tossers on FAB will no longer be tossers if you....

Vote Nicky!"

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Vote Wonko

He's slightly better than Trump

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Anyone who is offering cake is purely trying to bribe people for votes.

What about those of us who CAN'T EAT CAKE?!

*humph*

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake

We have a winner.

Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace

Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. "

It's coming! Have a Swiss roll while you wait!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
26 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Anyone who is offering cake is purely trying to bribe people for votes.

What about those of us who CAN'T EAT CAKE?!

*humph*"

Errrm....kebab??

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Anyone who is offering cake is purely trying to bribe people for votes.

What about those of us who CAN'T EAT CAKE?!

*humph*

Errrm....kebab??"

Chicken, donner or shish?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads.

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By *ather WickmasMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental


"Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads. "

Don’t be so sensible. Pfft

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads.

Don’t be so sensible. Pfft "

It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had

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By *NLOS123Man
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

That all persistent complainers go in room 101

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Vote me in, and I’ll make sure all your DMs are dealt with within 3 working days.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex.

This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time.

My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum.

Vote Fiddles.

Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote.

The mr

Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much.

Oh, Vote Davina

Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off.

People mate people.

The mr "

Don't you come being reasonable here, mister!

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I’m here to offer Fab change.

A chance to stop the endless chaos that has directly harmed the shagging opportunities of every fabber in Britain. And Ireland.

This is the moment for us to tap the button and fab a new set of ideas.

An opportunity to begin the work of making this website sexier.

Easier to get meets.

More fabs for your photos.

Little yellow inboxes for all.

Fab should not be driven by a sense of doomscrolling. It should be filled with hope. Hope for getting your end away, at least once a week.

I don’t have all the answers.

But I hereby promise to ask the right questions.

The questions you all deserve clear answers to.

Why didn’t that couple from Manchester reply?

Why do straight men keep fabbing your dick pics?

When will the one guy you actually fancy on Fab notice your flaps akimbo photo and send you his phone number?

And, once and for all, is it pee?

To secure the fuckfest future we all deserve, I need only one thing from you. I need your vote.

It’s time for change.

"

Yes We can.

Yes We can.

I feel all filled with hope now.

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