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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. " Who's Frank? Who's Open? What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone? These questions need answered before polling day  | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. " I'll vote Fiddles....if you change the banishment from Swingers Forum, to the virus forum, more of a fitting punishment Mr | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. Who's Frank? Who's Open? What if by the time you've typed a post to the poster above someone beats you to it and it looks like you've skipped someone? These questions need answered before polling day "There will obviously have to be a robust transparent independent investigation. | |||
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"Fiddle votes surely?? And shouldn't this be in the politics section "Damn. Didn’t think of that. | |||
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"Fiddle votes surely?? And shouldn't this be in the politics section
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"I propose we send this and fiddles to the politics forum. "I’d send me somewhere I know that.  | |||
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boob pics mandatory. | |||
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"What happens if it’s a hung parliament "I wouldn’t be in that one.  | |||
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Vote Davina
Vote for...
* Blowjobs for every man on the forum by right!
* Cake, backrubs and multiple orgasms for every woman on the forum by right!
* 7-day Fab weeks for all!
* Bumsex for Davina whenever she fancies it!
* All paid for by a levy on non-users and bankers using a formula which I'll go into after taking office.
Vote Davina
You know you want to...
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Vote Davina
Vote for...
* Blowjobs for every man on the forum by right!
* Cake, backrubs and multiple orgasms for every woman on the forum by right!
* 7-day Fab weeks for all!
* Bumsex for Davina whenever she fancies it!
* All paid for by a levy on non-users and bankers using a formula which I'll go into after taking office.
Vote Davina
You know you want to...
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"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!" Ooh now I’m changing my mind. I think there should be a naked hustings done in the style of naked attraction. | |||
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"I propose we send this and fiddles to the politics forum.
I’d send me somewhere I know that. "You're not coming in here.  | |||
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"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)..." I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not...   | |||
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"What happens if it’s a hung parliament "Let me know when it becomes a well hung parliament. Then I'm in. | |||
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"... a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager)... I'm so glad you qualified that - it could have been unfortunate had you not... "It's also in my contract that we expel anyone who's into the other reading of that. And those accused of gambling on election dates and leaving D Day commemorations early. | |||
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"My manifesto is a contract and it promises puppies and unicorns and everyone posting on the forum having a night with their teenage celebrity crush (to be crystal clear - the celebrity you had a crush on as a teenager). Vote ReFuck!" I think I wanked Winona Ryder out of my system a while back. How about Pegasus can you deliver a flying horse, or even a pig? | |||
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"Free the Bumpussies!" You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be... "Free Bumpussies For All" (It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on)  | |||
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"One thread per person per day Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently. Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently. Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions. " Tits | |||
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"One thread per person per day Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently. Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently. Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions. Tits" Well this is quite the dilemma... | |||
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"One thread per person per day Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently. Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently. Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions. Tits Well this is quite the dilemma... " Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........ | |||
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"One thread per person per day Anyone that states personality is most important then simps over boobs on another thread is banned. Permanently Anyone that asks for profile advice is clearly not capable of been on such a site and is banned. Permanently. Any guy using the words tits/titties is banned. Permanently. Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions. Tits Well this is quite the dilemma... Well you did say "Everyone is allowed one free pass a day when they can say what they want without repercussions"........ "I don't think I'll test that myself just yet. | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake" I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake | |||
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Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.
Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.
One free cake a week for all members.
A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.
Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.
A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.
Vote B.T.
*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake " Gets my vote.  | |||
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"What happens if it’s a hung parliament
Let me know when it becomes a well hung parliament. Then I'm in. "It’s a well hung parliament. | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake " I don’t need the cake. | |||
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"If I'm elected I'll deliver* the follow: Platinum life membership for everyone who voted for me. More accurate categories for TV / TS / CD /non binary, gender fluid (with a sliding scale)
Platinum members to be able to spot the difference between straight and fabstraight profiles.
Mandatory Bumsex Wednesdays for all.
One free cake a week for all members.
A breathalyser app associated with your log in to prevent inebrieated men trying to get lucky ½ hour after last orders.
Discounted day use hotels for platinum members.
A "I needed eyebleach for that picture" button so it can be sent to Fab Hell.
Vote B.T.
*if elected, the pledges will be written down and "delivered" via courier pigeon, therefor meeting my election pledge "All sounds reasonable. | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. " Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote. The mr | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake" We have a winner. | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote. The mr" Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much. Oh, Vote Davina | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake Gets my vote. "I thank ye, cake and picture incoming, hope you like battenberg | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake I don't have a manifesto BTW, just relying on the boobs and cake I don’t need the cake. "You'll have the cake | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake We have a winner. " Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake We have a winner. Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace "Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote. The mr Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much. Oh, Vote Davina "Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off. People mate people. The mr | |||
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"Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. "No, she promised boobs. Not bollocks. | |||
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"Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks.
No, she promised boobs. Not bollocks."Top bollocks | |||
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"Free the Bumpussies! You amateur! Causes don't get you elected! If you want to get elected, your slogan should be... "Free Bumpussies For All" (It doesn't matter if it's pie-in-the-sky that you'll never, ever deliver on) "Think I've got this now .
"All of you tossers on FAB will no longer be tossers if you....
Vote Nicky!" | |||
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"Vote for me and I'll give everyone who votes a signed picture of my boobicles.....and cake We have a winner. Yay! I want to thank God and my Grandma for her genes and wish for world peace
Never mind ya thanks. Where’s ma signed boobicles? Don’t make me regret voting. Oh………….a politician delivering on a promise……………bollocks. "It's coming! Have a Swiss roll while you wait! | |||
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"Anyone who is offering cake is purely trying to bribe people for votes. What about those of us who CAN'T EAT CAKE?! *humph*" Errrm....kebab?? | |||
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"Anyone who is offering cake is purely trying to bribe people for votes. What about those of us who CAN'T EAT CAKE?! *humph* Errrm....kebab??" Chicken, donner or shish? | |||
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"Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads. "Don’t be so sensible. Pfft | |||
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"Can we have a seperate forum for the “why is it so hard to meet” threads please? That way they can all gather in one space and get vital information from each others threads.
Don’t be so sensible. Pfft "It’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had | |||
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"I’m proposing that every day there should be a thread for Men only and women only, to enable frank and open moaning, sorry discussion about the other sex. This is of course inclusive so people may go as per how they identify or even how they present at the time. My next manifesto item is that people who skip people in the poster above threads, without proper reason be deported to the swingers forum. Vote Fiddles. Fucking hell people on here are already full of shit, without the need to spout nonsense just to get a vote. The mr Why are you talking swingers down? Why do you hate Fab? I think we've had quite enough of your metropolitan elite anti-swinger rhetoric here thank you very much. Oh, Vote Davina
Never slagged swinging off, never slagged fab off.
People mate people.
The mr "Don't you come being reasonable here, mister! | |||
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"I’m here to offer Fab change. A chance to stop the endless chaos that has directly harmed the shagging opportunities of every fabber in Britain. And Ireland. This is the moment for us to tap the button and fab a new set of ideas. An opportunity to begin the work of making this website sexier. Easier to get meets. More fabs for your photos. Little yellow inboxes for all. Fab should not be driven by a sense of doomscrolling. It should be filled with hope. Hope for getting your end away, at least once a week. I don’t have all the answers. But I hereby promise to ask the right questions. The questions you all deserve clear answers to. Why didn’t that couple from Manchester reply? Why do straight men keep fabbing your dick pics? When will the one guy you actually fancy on Fab notice your flaps akimbo photo and send you his phone number? And, once and for all, is it pee? To secure the fuckfest future we all deserve, I need only one thing from you. I need your vote. It’s time for change. "Yes We can. Yes We can. I feel all filled with hope now. | |||
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