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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you know all the women of fab fancy me.

And the beauty of my plan, this thread being for men only, the sexy babes who identify as women can’t post and contradict me.

Genius I know.

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By *arkSovereignMan
12 weeks ago

Lancashire

I’m not surprised. You ooze sex appeal Mr Sticks!

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By *he love catsCouple
12 weeks ago

South Wales

Genius indeed a thread without Linda.

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By *allandathleticMan
12 weeks ago

Asgard

You cunning genius. I salute you in your plan.

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By *ealitybitesMan
12 weeks ago

Belfast

I was tempted to comment but I don't want you getting any ideas above your station so I'll say nothing

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’m not surprised. You ooze sex appeal Mr Sticks! "

It’s been said.

You make those whites tighter than white.

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By *ellhungvweMan
12 weeks ago

Cheltenham

We bask in your glory.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Genius indeed a thread without Linda."

I’m looking out for her though.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You cunning genius. I salute you in your plan."

It’s all there in my manifesto.

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By *arkSovereignMan
12 weeks ago

Lancashire


"I’m not surprised. You ooze sex appeal Mr Sticks!

It’s been said.

You make those whites tighter than white. "

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

How do you do it OP? Some form of pheromone (such as chloroform)?

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

I don’t know how you cope with all the proposals you get from the extremely horny women of fab

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By *hunky GentMan
12 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They have to mate.

It's in the rules.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Omg

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By *ansoffateMan
12 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Women not doing as they are told by men, contradicting them.

Perish the thought.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Omg "

Oi!

Gerroff my land.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...

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By *oo..Woman
12 weeks ago

Boo's World

Fidds you're the man for me

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By *mf123Man
12 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Tell you what you can have my cast offs

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"

Fidds you're the man for me "

He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore.

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By *oo..Woman
12 weeks ago

Boo's World


"

Fidds you're the man for me

He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore."

I'm first in the queue , he knows this

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Fidds you're the man for me "

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Fidds you're the man for me

He may be the man for you, but you will have to get in the scrum with the other women - be lucky if you get any of the scraps after they have ravaged him. Just be gentle as he may be a little sore.

I'm first in the queue , he knows this "

The queue starts under my desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom. "

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
12 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Do you know all the women of fab fancy me.

And the beauty of my plan, this thread being for men only, the sexy babes who identify as women can’t post and contradict me.

Genius I know. "

Have you considered the possibility of 'the sexy babes who identify as women' directing their menfolk to post on your thread in order to contradict you???

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)"

She’s a saint.

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By *oo..Woman
12 weeks ago

Boo's World


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)"

Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
12 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)

Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this! "

It’s a nice beard. Looks great

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Do you know all the women of fab fancy me.

And the beauty of my plan, this thread being for men only, the sexy babes who identify as women can’t post and contradict me.

Genius I know.

Have you considered the possibility of 'the sexy babes who identify as women' directing their menfolk to post on your thread in order to contradict you??? "

Alas, I have no menfolk! What's a gurl to do?

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By *onkoMan
12 weeks ago

here and there

Not a single one of them fancies me

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By *allandathleticMan
12 weeks ago

Asgard


"Not a single one of them fancies me"

They do. As someone told me earlier today. "They just aren't very forward"

Keep believing big guy

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By *rHotNottsMan
12 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I’m not surprised. You ooze sex appeal Mr Sticks! "

I’m not surprised either , that rug looks super comfy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

If I was that way inclined, id slip you a length

The mr

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By *oo..Woman
12 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Not a single one of them fancies me

They do. As someone told me earlier today. "They just aren't very forward"

Keep believing big guy "

Hello my names Boo

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By *oo..Woman
12 weeks ago

Boo's World


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)

Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!

It’s a nice beard. Looks great "

You can touch it on Saturday if you like

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Hereabouts

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By *r John WickMan
12 weeks ago

The Continental

Well, on that crushing bombshell. I way as well go UNLOS.

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By *Silver-Man
12 weeks ago

Mold

I can relate

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
12 weeks ago

In a town full of colours

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)

Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!

It’s a nice beard. Looks great "

Matthias: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying

"Jehovah!"

(Sensation!!!! The women gasp.)

Women: (high voices) He said it again.

(low voices) He said it again.

Official: (to Matthias) You're only making it worse for yourself.

Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.

(Great Sensation!!!!!!)

Official: I'm warning you. If you say "Jehovah" once more ...

(He gasps at his error and claps his hand over his mouth. A stone

hits him on the side of the head. He reacts.)

Right! Who threw that?

Women: (high voices)

It was her.

It was *him*.

(low voices)

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids "

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps."

Aww thanks Nero you really are the Lurve Dr!

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By *ou only live onceMan
12 weeks ago

London

I should think a lot of the men do too, Fiddles. They're only human too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps."

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?! "

Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?

Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...

Easy mistake.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?

Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...

Easy mistake. "

Painful mistake!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
12 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?! "

Mmmmm chalky discharge

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
12 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?

Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...

Easy mistake. "

“Dr Dr, I’m leaking, can you prescribe me a Peccari?”

“Unfortunately we are all out of Peccaris but I have some oinkment”

Sorry

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

Isn't that a sort of South American wild boar?

Oh, no, sorry, that's a peccari...

Easy mistake.

“Dr Dr, I’m leaking, can you prescribe me a Peccari?”

“Unfortunately we are all out of Peccaris but I have some oinkment”

Sorry

"

Here, have one of my gerbils, they're milder...

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
12 weeks ago

South West London

I guess you're the best looking man on Fab if a lot of women like you on here

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By *umagain58Man
12 weeks ago

London

Does this really work?

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By * D 777Man
12 weeks ago

bathgate

admire the confidence

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By *oiluvfunMan
12 weeks ago

Penrith


"Does this really work?"

Don’t be daft! The womenfolk will post on any thread….

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"Does this really work?"

Yes

Also, would you like some of *this* snake oil? Cheap price.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

·

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?! "

A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

·

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC²."

I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

·

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².

·

I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary "

I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
12 weeks ago

North West


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

·

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².

·

I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary

I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.

"

I'm a very sensitive sort, Nerø.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids

Canesten™ Combi (with the pessary) usually helps.

·

The pessary

Is there ANYTHING worse?!

A cold 'Njuda pizza on a warm summer's day, KC².

·

I'd take that any day that doesn't involve a Canesten™ pessary

I can offer you some Femfresh™ shower gel to temper the lady garden.

I'm a very sensitive sort, Nerø. "

You are indeed, KC² my

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Fidds you're the man for me

Seeing as this is affirming the thread I will allow this incursion from your nibblicious bottom.

It's a trap - you know that she will be arriving in her alt persona, Bernard (with a beard)

Don't start on my beard, took me ages to get it like this!

It’s a nice beard. Looks great

Matthias: Look. I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying

"Jehovah!"

(Sensation!!!! The women gasp.)

Women: (high voices) He said it again.

(low voices) He said it again.

Official: (to Matthias) You're only making it worse for yourself.

Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.

(Great Sensation!!!!!!)

Official: I'm warning you. If you say "Jehovah" once more ...

(He gasps at his error and claps his hand over his mouth. A stone

hits him on the side of the head. He reacts.)

Right! Who threw that?

Women: (high voices)

It was her.

It was *him*.

(low voices)"

Found this spoon sir.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My vagina weeps when I talk to you Fids "

In a good way I hope.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does this really work?

Yes

Also, would you like some of *this* snake oil? Cheap price. "

Shush, don’t give the secret away.

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By *umagain58Man
12 weeks ago

London


"Does this really work?

Yes

Also, would you like some of *this* snake oil? Cheap price. "

Can I bring my wallet over now. Thanks for offer

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